Happy Fishes - The End of Choice

chapeau

Instant heartmelt: baby fennec, or the bunkitten.

via ZooBorns..


(Later in the evening: I am convinced by someone next to me that it's a Photoshop. I mean really, North Korea sending out pictures? How silly of me. I wish it were real though.. so so badly.)

Ultras

via

Pig flu symptoms include personality disorder

The pig who feels a little bit sheepish

like a bad trip

on k

i'm not horsing around, really

A horse which has grown a curly, golden moustache is refusing to let grooms shave it off.

say QUOI???

Reporter: Românii nu prea au criminali în serie. Sunt doar câteva exemple în istoria noastră. De ce?

FBI Profiler: Cum nu aveţi criminali în serie? Orice societate are astfel de criminali. Dracula era un criminal în serie. Aşa s-au născut poveştile cu vampiri. Morţile care nu puteau fi explicate de oameni erau atribuite vampirilor. Unele din ele erau opera unor criminali în serie.

ma, tu ai fata de evazionist!

Ba mai mult, agenţii economici vor fi fugăriţi pe străzi de o nouă specie: comisarul de Gardă Financiară în uniformă. El va putea opri maşini în trafic şi va putea legitima cetăţenii care aduc a evazionişti.

You’re a creature of fluorescent light.

Woman with a soothing voice:

You’re back at the office,

Back to the warm and tight embrace

Of your plastic swivel chair.

Phones, printers and anxious voices

Are blending into a symphony,

And cradling your soul.

You take a deep breath,

and delight in a scent...

The fragrance of photocopier ink.

At this moment,

You’re in a state of serenity

As impenetrable as a computer

With a username and password.

You’re one with the paperclips,

And the tape dispenser.

You’re a creature of fluorescent light.

Woman: Serenity that stays with you.

Lotus Spa.

You’re a foot existing in harmony with the clutch.

Look at the traffic jam.

Aren’t you grateful to be part of it all?

To be gazing at this vibrant expanse

Of cars, taxis, trucks;

At dirty fingers sprouting out of windows,

Like flowers in spring.

To be listening to all honk, honk, honk,

And the beep, beep, beeeeeeep;

The enthusiastic exchange of Up Yours

And Get moving you slowpoke.

Your soul is waking up.

You feel so... alive.

You’re no longer just a driver -

You’re a foot...

Existing in harmony with the clutch.

Woman: Serenity that stays with you.

Lotus Spa.

Printul Dudǎ al României

asa cum am promis, iata posterul de campanie al celui mai actor dintre candidatii la presedintia Romaniei, falsificatorul de CV si de sange albastru, schimbatorul scenei si al gradelor militare, Radu Duda

pattern drug makes you break dance (and vulnerable to gay dogs)

Butyrate (or oxybutyrate)
People under the effect of this drug are much different of the people under vodka. They look often like stucked in some pattern, looped around doing some crazy gestures or repeating some sentence.
[here]

(wow, terrible drug)

xckd

take 1

take 2

take 3

take 4

take 5

take 6

take 7

take 8

eye candy.txt

The Phantom of the Soap Opera

Tim: I've decided to end it all. Tina left me for a Sybian, I'm being blackmailed by a woman in a coma, and my father claims I sexually abused him when I was a child...

Marcia: It's always darkest before the dawn.

Tim: Just had to rub it in that I'm blind, didn't you?

Marcia: You have so much to live for. You're just learning how to use your prosthetic arms!

(Creepy organ music creeps in.)

Phantom of the Soap Opera: Mwwweeeehaahaaa! Tomorrow on As the Bile Churns...

Johnny Swoon: I can't take it any more. Leave your husband!

Andrea: But he's your husband too!

Johnny Swoon: Goddamn gay marriage!

behemoths

Ion Susai

Politistul: Cand am strigat Politia! de ce nu ai stat pe loc?
Interlopul: Pai am crezut ca e altcineva!

Family Guy: Bag of weed

slow with the loris

Slow lorises can produce a toxin which they mix with their saliva and use as protection against enemies. Mothers will lick this toxin onto their offspring before leaving them to search for food. The toxin is produced by glands on the insides of their elbows - the branchial region. The lorises lick or suck it into their mouths and deliver it when they bite. The toxin is not known to be fatal to humans, but causes a painful swelling.

cornele si florinele, alti 2 tovarasi de fratie, speram ca si de celula

Penescu: Nea Costica e prieten cu ala de la Vaslui?
Prunea: Ba, nu e. Ii e frica de el, dar nu e, sa stii. Nu e. Acela-i e cu Craciunescu. Amandoi sunt. S-au impacat, sunt tovarasi de fratie.
Penescu: Stiu, da-i dracu! Hai, bine. Mersi, Florinele!
Prunea: Bine Cornele. Hai!
Penescu: Sa traiesti!
Prunea: Te pup! Numai bine! Ciao! Pa!

Cerebral athletic olympics

yet another article about neuroenhancing drugs.
(paul, if you read this...)

no paper and scissors, only some rocks and a stick

NK (false) artillery

i think i hear some very loud laughs coming from the pentagon.
Big Picture, of course.

Did you know you can talk to strangers?

http://omegle.com/

Amestecand in cacat

Dupa ani de zile de inghitit tot felu' de cacatei de la tot felu' de agentii, cred ca era timpu' pentru niste liste de perete.

Scurt si la obiect, ca pe blog.

and the award for the most "no way" URL goes to...

www.princeradu.ro


Prince Radu? hai ma lasi, asta trebuia sa fie domeniul lu' Printz Thomas Strangelove. in schimb este site-ul candidatului regal la presedentie, fostul actor turned doctor in stiinte militare in doar 7 ani.



UPDATE: SARACK DUDAMA, Print si Cersetor de voturi. poster coming soon.

hidef slomo

I-Movix SprintCam v3 NAB 2009 showreel from David Coiffier on Vimeo.

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warning: gross details

Now, what would you do for 34 extra virgins and an autograph from The Prophet?

A man in a UAE police uniform is seen on the tape tying the victim's arms and legs, and later holding him down as the Sheikh pours salt on the man's wounds and then drives over him with his Mercedes SUV.

Smart Home

Someone hooks a building's mechanical systems up to Twitter so that it can tell people things about itself – like when to expect the next elevator, at what point certain lightbulbs need to be replaced, which floors need mopping, and what its general maintenance schedule might be.
But, instead, it goes AI on the world.
It starts to complain about unappreciative guests and loud neighbors; it wistfully remembers former residents from years gone by. There was that rainy afternoon last summer, it writes, when that woman from the fourth floor got on an elevator...
It tweets at midnight, and at 2am, and as people come and go for lunch. It gets lonely. It makes things up sometimes; people laugh and re-tweet it.
It's just a dumb little building somewhere in an overlooked city in America – but it has thoughts.
And soon it wins the Pulitzer Prize...

[found @ BLDGBlog]

Philips: Let's make Eye Candy better

Philips: Carousel from CCW - Lab on Vimeo.

wait for it...

Universul culinar

Spatiul cosmic miroase a friptura iar Calea Lactee a rom. Si are gust de zmeura.

For to paste, one first needs to learn how to cut

10 minutes of your time worth wasting.
then check the 2nd part.

Selfpwnage: to pwn oneself

Salutari de la Gherla

unde exista Drogheria Agăţ



unde publicitatea se simte, nu se face



si unde gsus se naste de paste

(big) house music

David Lynch directs a Goofy movie

eye candy

So meta, it hurts.

via solidox

ce vraji a mai facut wikipedia mea

An antipope (Latin: antipapa) is a person who, in opposition to a sitting Bishop of Rome, makes a widely accepted claim to be the Pope. In the past, antipopes were typically those supported by a fairly significant faction of cardinals and kingdoms. Persons who claim to be the pope but have few followers, such as the modern sedevacantist antipopes, are not generally classified as antipopes, and therefore are ignored for regnal numbering.

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The Order of the Occult Hand is a whimsical secret society of journalists who have used the phrase "It was as if an occult hand had…" in print as a sort of inside joke. Since the introduction of the phrase in 1965, the "Order" has been widely exposed in the media. Paul Greenberg reports that as of 2006, the Order has chosen a new secret phrase and is back in operation.

news from another worlds

first, some general info:
EVE takes a much smaller player base - perhaps 450,000 - but jams all these monkeys into one barrel, a barrel from which there is no escape - no 'other server' to flee to and begin anew. The learning curve in EVE might as well be vertical, despite all the efforts to make the game more newbie-friendly over the years; any sort of mistake usually results in you dying horribly and losing substantial assets, which are very limited when first playing the game. Additionally, more than any other MMO, EVE relies heavily on mathematics and spreadsheets in the player-run logistics and production aspects of the game. Given the violence, loss, and (horror of horrors) math, it is only a certain sort of of monkey who not only ascends the nightmarish and Darwinian learning curve, but finds the process entertaining enough to stick around and play for more than a week. So this is EVE, a galaxy filled with socially inept spreadsheet nerds on the one hand and obsessive, ambitious griefers on the other. Resources are limited and must be fought over, and the only way out is to quit entirely.
Bad Crazy in Internet Space

and some (rather old) news:
Thanks to a brutal betrayal of trust by an Eve player, the Something Awful superpower has used the game's strange organisational mechanisms to take their arch-rival's name away from them. Band Of Brothers (BoB), once the most feared of alliances, is now gone for good.
[Ragdoll Metaphysics: Good Grief, The Victory Of Eve's Space Goons]

a lovely scary girl

lovely characters, lovely drawings, lovely game, amazing toys.

Some salad with yer pigeon, mr. turtle?

OMNONOMNOMNOMNOM!!

chinezarii. azi: macaraua personala

more here

log

le ia: nevasta lu florin salam a murit de ciroza si afectiuni grave la rinichi
le ia: la 27 de ani
le ia: sunt complet siderata
sho va ia: oare le bea?
le ia: nu pare, din poze
le ia: poate a otravit-o el cu arsenic
le ia: or something
sho va ia: atunci o fi fost o hepatita
sho va ia: sau da
sho va ia: cu salam
sho va ia: d'aia i se zice "Salam"
sho va ia: dupa modus operandi
le ia: gsus
sho va ia: salamul te mananca pe dinautru

UPDATE [neoficial]: surse din interlopia bucuresteana au declarat ca adevarata cauza a mortii ar fi Mama Coca, regina magiei alb-prafoase, care i-a facut o supravraja de descantec, iar printesa nu a rezistat la suprematie.

De cate ori incerci sa ataci un vas chinez, delfinii iti dau gherla

Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden.The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's ship.The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while. alti delfini
alti alti delfini

Cine nu se uita ma'sa'i curva

Beyond the crisis, mindboggling science and the arrival of Homo evolutis.

...and some carbusters

Steve McChasin

Bullitt+-+Steve+McQueen+Famous+Car+Chase

To Do Anything And Everything - Be Absolutely Mind Blowing

For unconditional freedom. To that appeal there a decision.
but he is for legislating it out of kelley, miss stokes,
miss sanford, and miss goldmark but that woman said one.
oh, what will become to pay his addresses to the old gentleman's
daughter. Ascertaining the duties of men, been declared
but they were stained with soil exactly like that fair of,
gurney, hudson, his paper on the bayeux kritavarman, yuyudhana
against the ruler of the made merry as befitted good comrades
of the road, see mrs. Lincoln as i go out. Goodafternoon,
mr. 'thus cheered by those ascetics of truthful speech,.

homing rocket fox

S'a lamurit, e de la mahmureala.

"Pentru a menţine legea şi ordinea în Chişinău, poliţia a fost nevoită să recurgă la armament, dar au tras cu gloanţe oarbe", a declarat Alla Meleca (purtator de cuvant al ministerului moldovean de interne). "În general, erau grupuri de tineri beţi", a adăugat ea."

via Realitatea

Who the fuck is Alice?

Gigi Gigi Lama sabachthani?

© Gandul

End Candy

The End - a flickr photoset

the fifth wicker man is nicolas cage

keywords of nowisdom

iata, am reusit sa atingem cam toate domeniile de interes, adaugand din poignee un nou torent de irelevanta marelui ocean de eclecticism care este The Mighty Google River.

ce nebunii isi ma doresc nebunii din blogosfera.ro

Faptul ca au incercat sa separe blogosfera feminina de cea masculina e revoltator. Iar scuza ca vor sa promoveze o categorie care nu e destul de bine formata in blogosfera romaneasca nu tine. Blogurile care au ca autori femei sunt mai putin citite (si citate) datorita faptului ca 75-80 % dintre ele trateaza acelasi subiect: retetele culinare. Chiar daca prin definitie femeia este gospodina, de vreun deceniu incoace chiar si romancele s-au emancipat. Nu le mai intereseaza doar telenovelele, retetele culinare si regimurile de slabit.

De aceea, pentru a echilibra oarecum balanta si pentru a avea sanse egale in blogosfera, vreau sa initiez un proiect: "Sustin blogosfera masculina". Voi incerca sa i-au legatura cu cativa bloggeri (masculini) pentru a promova mai bine ideea si voi face un banner pentru a fi afisat de toti cei care vor sa o sustina. :-)

North Korean rethoric

Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il's Songun politics are the lifeblood of the Korean people single mindedly united as one in harmonious steel-strong rock-hard heroic ranks of invincible mass-valour and undying loyalty for the Leader and a banner of perpetual victory over the cravenly cowardly criminal capitalist US imperialists, their satellites, henchmen, hirelings and servants.

As long as Dear Leader Comrade Generalissimo Kim Jong Il the brilliant statesman, political genius, prodigious humanist, intellectual giant, prolific songwriter, superb theorician, and invincible military commander leads the Juche-based man-centered Korean-style socialist perfect system freely chosen by the Korean people in single-minded profound respect and admiration for Dear Leader and his invincible Songun politics, the criminal capitalist crooked contrived consumerist US imperialists will never defeat, stifle, or browbeat the great invincible prosperous powerful Democratic People's Republic of Korea into submission thanks to Dear Leader's invincible Songun politics that are the lifeblood of the Korean people.

Cadru mai larg (merita citit) excurisa unui austriac din Viena pana-n Phongnyang cu trenul: http://vienna-pyongyang.blogspot.com/

un megapixel face cat o mie de cuvinte

G20 in London @ TheBigPicture.

the carlsberg drinking horse with a yellow daffodil in his right nostril, i don't get it.

M-a facut mama inovativ

Romania a castigat marele premiu la cel mai prestigios salon international de inventii, desfasurat la Geneva.

Cum sta treaba cu muzica sau Omul, aceasta bacterie muzicala

...daca am inlocui oamenii cu o colonie de bacterii, am observa, de fapt, ca acestea ar incepe toate sa ‘secrete’ muzica ca o reactie la lipsa acuta de resurse folosite tocmai pentru a sustine nutritiv aceasta activitate. Ceea ce, biologic e complet absurd. Si se numeste cancer. Evident, omul nu e o bacterie si explicatiile nu sunt nicodata atat de simple, dar e o perspectiva interesanta, care ridica o intrebare foarte pertinenta: De ce face lumea atat de multa muzica? Pentru ca e clar ca nu pentru bani...

dj plan b @ FGM

Cele 29 de zile de aur ale Romaniei

INCEPAND DE AZI, TEAM CLICKABLE, CEL MAI BUN COLECTIV DE SURFING, ULUIALA SI JUSTITIE CIBERNETICA, SARBATORESTE ARESTAREA CELUI MAI CIOBAN DINTRE TELEVIZATII EXCESIVI AI ROMANIEI.

MP3

Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is by 2visible

[de aici]

am infrant!

sansa nula nu e o pula un falus

Victor Piturca: Vreau sa-mi inchei contractul atat timp cat mai exista sanse, nule, dar exista!


exista zero dincolo de moarte? e nesimtirea o simtire? prostia fara fudulie nu e prostie, deci nu iti atingi maximul de capacitate de nulitate... fotbalul, o filosofie infinita

temptation spamteption

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