diseara

slow flight

what does Hrusca get his mother-in-law for christmas?

silence! I kill you!

... exclusion of women from various settings in Israel (...) reached a new level this week with a major conference on gynecological advances that is permitting only males to address the audience.

The conference (...) will include such topics as “ovary implants,” “how to choose a suitable contraceptive pill” and “intimacy during rocket attacks,”

Of course you can, if you don’t want to be in a situation in which you are more heavily surveilled than the KGB or Stasi or Securitate or any other secret police ever surveilled anybody (indistinguishable) and what do you mean you ‘can’t'? I can, how come you can’t? ->

The other crew members attempt to talk the bomb out of blowing up. Doolittle revives Commander Powell, who advises them to teach the bomb the rudiments of phenomenology, resulting in a memorable philosophical conversation between Doolittle and the bomb. Bomb #20 aborts its countdown and retreats to the bomb bay for contemplation

...and warned of gathering threats involving not only Freemasons but also Rosicrucians, homosexuals, and journalists.

sed lex

(...)căreia învinuitele i-au indus, în tot acest timp, o stare de teamă şi nesiguranţă referitoare la integritatea sa fizică şi psihică, prin manoperele specifice folosite în aşa-zisele ritualuri vrăjitoreşti precum şi prin intervalul scurt de timp, în care problema trebuie rezolvată, în caz contrar aceasta agravându-se exponenţial...

The Jewish Dog (Yediot Aharonot, 2007), is the post mortem autobiography of Koresh, a dog born into the household of a German Jewish family during the pre-Holocaust period in Germany, and his lifelong travails.

eram tanar prin beirut

Marko Perkovic Thompsons is a Christian, patriotic rock singer, whose career started during the Croatian War of Independence. His first song Bojna, Čavoglave was composed while he was defending his home village Čavoglave in southern Croatia. The war name Thompson, which he used throughout his singing career was given to him by his battlefield comrades.

tru story

no animals were harmed, OH WAIT!

...there was no abuse and that any activities in a campus shower with a boy were just horseplay, not molestation...





Two women who stepped on mice while wearing high heels to give a man perverse sexual kicks have been convicted of animal cruelty by a court in central Germany.

Bite me

"The president will have total insurance against crocodile attack whilst he's here in the Northern Territory"

are you for serial?

"Interesant cum pe birou acum se afla un iMac si in urma cu un sezon sau doua proslaveau windows-ul. Ipocrizia este maxima. Am mai intalnit aceeasi forma la Dobrovolschi de la Guerilla."
[ceva comentariu la The Big Bang Theory]

WTF OTD

BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo.

these steps were made for trippin'

set phasers to stun

Naming FTW

Jeremie Vauboillon, specialist in predictii in cadrul Institutului Mecanica Cereasca si Calcul Efemeride (IMCCE) Paris.

Church must go on

A mentally unstable man is recovering in a hospital after ripping out his own eyes with his bare hands during a church mass in Viareggio, Italy. [...]
Responders recovered his eyeballs, which they picked up off the church floor, but, unfortunately, doctors were unable to save the eyes. [...]
Father Lorenzo Tanganelli, who continued the service after the incident said, "I've never seen so much blood."

mark 88

360

real fara egal

..Barbatul in varsta de 22 de ani tragea manerul iesirii de urgenta, in timp ce striga: "E OK, suntem doar intr-un simulator".

Awesome Inc.

SF bay area craigslist > san francisco > housing > room/share wanted
$1000 Best. Roommate. Ever.
Date: 2011-08-18, 3:39PM PDT

Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I’m a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That’s right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist.

Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I’m moving there in 3 weeks, so I don’t give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.

A bit about me: I’m respectful, quiet, clean and I won’t bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I’m just like, “Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it’s not mine.” I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I’ll even cook for you. That’s right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I’ll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don’t eat meat? That’s fucking FANTASTIC! I’ll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.

I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday’s with Morrie the other day. It’s a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don’t have to talk to you at all. It’s completely UP TO YOU!

Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I’ll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!

A lot of people ask me, “Hey, you’re from Alabama. Are you racist?” And, the answer to that question is, no. I’m not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I’m a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That’s the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?

I own almost nothing! I’m driving my car from Alabama to California in which I’ll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you’d like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I’m the most considerate person you’ve ever met. I’m offering to buy you shit already!

Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I’m taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I’ll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I’d like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I’m ready to give you money.