photochop and paste

make love with speech

The nec and non plus ultra of emotion were reached when the blushing bride burst her way through the serried ranks of the bystanders and flung herself upon the muscular bosom of him who was about to be launched into eternity for her sake

diseara

slow flight

what does Hrusca get his mother-in-law for christmas?

silence! I kill you!

... exclusion of women from various settings in Israel (...) reached a new level this week with a major conference on gynecological advances that is permitting only males to address the audience.

The conference (...) will include such topics as “ovary implants,” “how to choose a suitable contraceptive pill” and “intimacy during rocket attacks,”

Of course you can, if you don’t want to be in a situation in which you are more heavily surveilled than the KGB or Stasi or Securitate or any other secret police ever surveilled anybody (indistinguishable) and what do you mean you ‘can’t'? I can, how come you can’t? ->

The other crew members attempt to talk the bomb out of blowing up. Doolittle revives Commander Powell, who advises them to teach the bomb the rudiments of phenomenology, resulting in a memorable philosophical conversation between Doolittle and the bomb. Bomb #20 aborts its countdown and retreats to the bomb bay for contemplation

...and warned of gathering threats involving not only Freemasons but also Rosicrucians, homosexuals, and journalists.

sed lex

(...)căreia învinuitele i-au indus, în tot acest timp, o stare de teamă şi nesiguranţă referitoare la integritatea sa fizică şi psihică, prin manoperele specifice folosite în aşa-zisele ritualuri vrăjitoreşti precum şi prin intervalul scurt de timp, în care problema trebuie rezolvată, în caz contrar aceasta agravându-se exponenţial...

The Jewish Dog (Yediot Aharonot, 2007), is the post mortem autobiography of Koresh, a dog born into the household of a German Jewish family during the pre-Holocaust period in Germany, and his lifelong travails.

eram tanar prin beirut

Marko Perkovic Thompsons is a Christian, patriotic rock singer, whose career started during the Croatian War of Independence. His first song Bojna, Čavoglave was composed while he was defending his home village Čavoglave in southern Croatia. The war name Thompson, which he used throughout his singing career was given to him by his battlefield comrades.

tru story

no animals were harmed, OH WAIT!

...there was no abuse and that any activities in a campus shower with a boy were just horseplay, not molestation...





Two women who stepped on mice while wearing high heels to give a man perverse sexual kicks have been convicted of animal cruelty by a court in central Germany.

Bite me

"The president will have total insurance against crocodile attack whilst he's here in the Northern Territory"

are you for serial?

"Interesant cum pe birou acum se afla un iMac si in urma cu un sezon sau doua proslaveau windows-ul. Ipocrizia este maxima. Am mai intalnit aceeasi forma la Dobrovolschi de la Guerilla."
[ceva comentariu la The Big Bang Theory]

WTF OTD

BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo.

these steps were made for trippin'

set phasers to stun

Naming FTW

Jeremie Vauboillon, specialist in predictii in cadrul Institutului Mecanica Cereasca si Calcul Efemeride (IMCCE) Paris.

Church must go on

A mentally unstable man is recovering in a hospital after ripping out his own eyes with his bare hands during a church mass in Viareggio, Italy. [...]
Responders recovered his eyeballs, which they picked up off the church floor, but, unfortunately, doctors were unable to save the eyes. [...]
Father Lorenzo Tanganelli, who continued the service after the incident said, "I've never seen so much blood."

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