31 March 2009
Ambassador jumpsuit landmine
Fletcher: Generic greeting.
Wife: Generic greeting returned.
Fletcher: Imminent sustenance.
Wife: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
Fletcher: Oooh, false reaction indicating hunger and excitement!
+
Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it."
Schizopolis, practic cel mai bun film despre care s-a spus ca e cel mai bun film
Wife: Generic greeting returned.
Fletcher: Imminent sustenance.
Wife: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
Fletcher: Oooh, false reaction indicating hunger and excitement!
+
Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it."
Schizopolis, practic cel mai bun film despre care s-a spus ca e cel mai bun film
30 March 2009
geografie comparata
big brother russia
big brother brasil
Big Brother Brasil - Medley - 001 - Bydino - Watch more amazing videos here
gasiti 10 diferente.
big brother brasil
Big Brother Brasil - Medley - 001 - Bydino - Watch more amazing videos here
gasiti 10 diferente.
isreal
"When you're on the battlefield, you switch off your soul, otherwise you would die of terror – you would die of fear. You switch off your soul and you act like an animal or a machine. People under fire change greatly. You know what my first response was? When I found myself under fire, and I could literally see the Egyptian soldiers – it was in '67 – these Egyptian soldiers on the next hill, firing mortar shells at us, and the mortar shells exploding in armies. My immediate instinct was, 'call the police. These people are insane. They can see that there are people here and they are shooting at us.' Maybe that was the last sane response on the battlefield: 'call the police'."
Amos Oz on war, peace and life as an outsider
Amos Oz on war, peace and life as an outsider
29 March 2009
protezte
Circa 2000 de persoane au protestat duminica in Capitala fata de prevederile unei hotarari de Guvern privind dispozitivele medicale implantabile (proteze). Oamenii sustin ca dispozitivele sunt de fapt cipuri prin care autoritatile ii pot monitoriza permanent pe beneficiari,
28 March 2009
The mess in texas
[...]With such a majority voting to pass it along, it looks like the antiscience amendment will pass, and Texas students will get their chance to learn that the Universe is 6000 years old, and when they try to get a job or do anything later in life, they will be routinely laughed at.
Texas: From saved to doomed in just 6 hours!
Texas: From saved to doomed in just 6 hours!
With $55 million, a collection of frozen human brains and robots capable of processing 192 brain slices a day, the Allen Brain Institute is attempting to do the impossible: systematically map out the expression patterns of more than 20,000 genes that make our grey matter tick.
wired has it in detail
27 March 2009
nu a vazut semnele pentru ca s-a stins lumina
"...Noi in fiecare saptamana numaram birourile goale, era mai interesant pentru ca erau din ce in ce mai multe...Cam de doua luni incoace ne minunam in fiecare zi de ce decizii au mai fost luate si asteptam sa vedem ce se mai intampla. Agentia functiona in continuare, la fel de bine ca atunci cand eram cel putin de doua ori mai multi oameni in firma. Bineinteles ca erau tot felul de semne care nu erau tocmai de bine, tot soiul de reduceri, de cafea, de internet, de personal, telefoane, abonamente blackberry... totul a fost redus sau taiat complet de pe lista. Vineri aflasem ca va veni cineva sa ridice imprimantele...pentru neplata...≈asta ne-a dat din nou de gandit ca se intampla ceva ciudat...Dupa comunicatul lui Marcel de luni dimineata, ni s-a explicat ca suntem ok, ca ne vom primi salariile pe luna in curs si pe luna urmatoare, ca nu avem de ce sa ne facem probleme. Am ramas toti in asteptare pana cand cladirea a fost sigilata, evacuata si curentul interrupt... in jur de ora 16.00 de catre proprietarul cladirii, din cauza banilor pe care ii avea de incasat de la Straut."
Appropriateness
Site-ul dedicat alcoolicilor anonimi pe care cursorul de la mouse este o sticla pe jumatate plina (hihi) care se balangane looks like this:
perfectiune
Underwater Sculptures, genialmente perfecta si sublim de simpla idee. kudos din toata inima mea.
[via Wired by DJ Plan B]
Holy Dip!
The babies will be briefly dipped into a gigantic inflatable fountain after receiving a blessing from his Holiness, Ilia II.
26 March 2009
Nu el e tatal
Analizele ADN arata ca baiatul din Marea Britanie care a devenit tata la numai 13 ani nu este de fapt parintele biologic a micutei Maisie.
ozeneu ex-securitat de ceausescu dupa planurile lui Coanda in bristol. NAZISTILOR!
Dosarul lui Coanda de la CNSAS poate clarifica multe inclusiv aceasta scurta istorie. Tatal meu a fost ofiter de aviatie in tinerete coleg in Franta cu H. Coanda. Racolat de Securitate a facut spionaj in industria de aeronautica franceza dupa care faza Agentura de spionaj romineasca si desigur ruseasca ia facut loby deschizindu-i drumul spre Laboratoarele Firmei Bristol din ANGLIA oferind Englezilor supertehnologia unuiei aeronave OZN. Rusi aveau deja datele en detaliu dar l-ea vrut verificate in Anglia natural pe capitalul englezilor care au muscat. Aeronava a fost construita in rusia cu detali din arhivele NAZISTILOR si totusi atunci necodificate si incomplete confiscate de rusii dintru-un seif german in timpul razboiului . Securitatea lui Ceausescu la recuperat pe Coanda abandonat de englezi intr-un apartament mizer din Londra. Dar au recuperat dintr-un beci al unei foste garsoniere 500 Kg documente ale arhivei personale ale lui coanda. 400Kg. sunt depuse de fica lui Coanda la muzeul aviatiei Bucuresti. Cele citeva zeci de dosare periate pina la 100 de Kg sunt confiscate de securitate dupa care va rula in fabricatie intro fabrica romineasca militara un proiect ultrasecret la ordinul lui N Ceausescu. Asa este recuperat Henri Coanda in rominia de N.Ceausescu ca triunfator in ovatii si parada nationala in Bucuresti de fapt un necunoscut, timp in care un alt roman emigrant repatriat ar fi ajuns in fata plutonului de exsecutie.
25 March 2009
Pleaşca, incotro?
Ministrul Culturii, Cultelor şi Patrimoniului Naţional (Teoader Paleologu - n.n.) va ţine pe 1 aprilie „o conferinţă foarte serioasă despre ce e aceea o pleaşcă“.
DPKR: Full of Win. America: Full of Fail
"In this chain I would like everyone to list reasons why DPKR is full of win and why America is full of Fail.
ex. In DPKR the streets are always clean
In America homeless people crap in the streets
Things of that nature."
read full surreal thread. More amazing absurdness on the forum.
tipped by blithi
ex. In DPKR the streets are always clean
In America homeless people crap in the streets
Things of that nature."
read full surreal thread. More amazing absurdness on the forum.
tipped by blithi
24 March 2009
I want one!
Work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the 'Turbo-Encabulator'.
"The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
"Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
"The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. ... The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.
"Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine. Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C.n^6-7 where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient. Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive pilfrometer ... but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope. ... Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
23 March 2009
adevarul despre voiculescu, securistul ticalos de la antena 3
Valentin Stan il da in gat pe Voiculescu
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multumim valentin stan.
my super super super sweet sixteen
I am," she says a few weeks later, a proud smile spreading across her face, "the first person in my family to reach 16 without getting pregnant--or getting somebody pregnant."
22 March 2009
(violonisti cu cagule+femei transpirate+5 octave) X russia = win
guilty pleasure, via the Newheretic
Oral surgery and more
Mike Rowe, the host of "Dirty Jobs," tells some compelling (and horrifying) real-life job stories. Listen for his insights and observations about the nature of hard work, and how it’s been unjustifiably degraded in society today.
21 March 2009
mircea dinescu
La ce folosesc prietenii,
când plictisit într-o dimineaţă deschizi butoanele aragazului
să încălzeşti ceaiul
şi cu chibritul în mână
ezitând
te joci dintr-o dată cu moartea?
Ei opun întotdeauna cancerului o pungă
cu portocale
ei sunt dispuşi multă vreme să te vorbească
de bine
sparg câteodată un pahar în amintirea ta
îţi donează o sută de grame de sânge
pe care ţi-l vor scoate-n obraz la prima beţie
îţi pierd imaginea într-un lan de trestie de zahăr
până cancerul se dovedeşte a nu fi cancer
şi mirarea se schimbă în dezamăgire
şi însănătoşirea începe să ţi se pară dubioasă şi de prost gust
şi tot ce te va mai mişca de aici înainte
ce te va mişca într-adevăr
nu va fi nici bătaia ceasului,
nici muzica,
nici libertatea
ci doar buldozerul care-ţi mişcă scaunul.
La dispoziţia dumneavoastră, 1979
când plictisit într-o dimineaţă deschizi butoanele aragazului
să încălzeşti ceaiul
şi cu chibritul în mână
ezitând
te joci dintr-o dată cu moartea?
Ei opun întotdeauna cancerului o pungă
cu portocale
ei sunt dispuşi multă vreme să te vorbească
de bine
sparg câteodată un pahar în amintirea ta
îţi donează o sută de grame de sânge
pe care ţi-l vor scoate-n obraz la prima beţie
îţi pierd imaginea într-un lan de trestie de zahăr
până cancerul se dovedeşte a nu fi cancer
şi mirarea se schimbă în dezamăgire
şi însănătoşirea începe să ţi se pară dubioasă şi de prost gust
şi tot ce te va mai mişca de aici înainte
ce te va mişca într-adevăr
nu va fi nici bătaia ceasului,
nici muzica,
nici libertatea
ci doar buldozerul care-ţi mişcă scaunul.
La dispoziţia dumneavoastră, 1979
memorable memos
Idle conversation and gossip in this office among employees will result in immediate termination.
Don't talk about other people and other things in this office.
DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
more memos from the president of tiger oil company
Don't talk about other people and other things in this office.
DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
more memos from the president of tiger oil company
20 March 2009
Riscponsabilitate
Bucati din asfaltul pistei se desprind si avariaza avioanele la aterizare/decolare. Directorul aeroportului: „Un risc exista si cand mergi pe strada cu bicicleta“.
19 March 2009
scrisoare catre tudor
Dragă Tudor,
Află despre mine că sunt bine, ceea ce îţi doresc şi ţie. Văd că ai început să trimiţi scrisori către liceeni. Probabil ăştia sunt singurii care mai pun botul la vrăjelile tale pseudo-intelectuale de doi bani. În curând o să se deştepte şi o să începi să trimiţi scrisori către şcolari şi preşcolari.
Află despre mine că sunt bine, ceea ce îţi doresc şi ţie. Văd că ai început să trimiţi scrisori către liceeni. Probabil ăştia sunt singurii care mai pun botul la vrăjelile tale pseudo-intelectuale de doi bani. În curând o să se deştepte şi o să începi să trimiţi scrisori către şcolari şi preşcolari.
Sa planga lumea, ziarele si televizoarele
Cantaretul de muzica populara si fost deputat Ion Dolanescu a incetat din viata joi, la varsta de 65 de ani.
18 March 2009
Police reports drunk black guy dressed as a leprechaun
neah, just kidding. what really happened was that
Barack Obama a rostit discursul premierului irlandez, din cauza unei defecţiuni a prompterului.
Barack Obama a rostit discursul premierului irlandez, din cauza unei defecţiuni a prompterului.
16 March 2009
15 March 2009
A big, beautiful collection of scattered nationalism
Sadly there's no "You know that you're Romanian if" yet.
But the rest are nice, such as..
Icelandic: You have never heard of Magnus Magnusson, despite him being the most famous Icelander, you eat rhubarb jam with beef while soup is considered a dessert.
Turkish: You have at least once carried sugar cubes, blessed with prayers at a mosque, as a lucky charm to an exam and believe that yoghurt is the magical cure for every disease.
Spanish: You call all your cereal "con flay" and any sneaker "tenis."
Finnish: Silence is fun.
Etc.
But the rest are nice, such as..
Icelandic: You have never heard of Magnus Magnusson, despite him being the most famous Icelander, you eat rhubarb jam with beef while soup is considered a dessert.
Turkish: You have at least once carried sugar cubes, blessed with prayers at a mosque, as a lucky charm to an exam and believe that yoghurt is the magical cure for every disease.
Spanish: You call all your cereal "con flay" and any sneaker "tenis."
Finnish: Silence is fun.
Etc.
14 March 2009
In case of paraplegia, call Jesus spider.
He has been confined to a wheelchair for 20 years. Now a paraplegic man is walking again, and his doctors call it a miracle.
Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks Again
Paraplegic Man Suffers Spider Bite, Walks Again
just press eject
Asociaţia T.A.T.A. i-a solicitat deja premierului Emil Boc să o ejecteze din aparatul guvernamental pe solista Anghel, considerând că numirea sa în funcţia de la ANPDC este una dintre erorile uriaşe ale Cabinetului Boc.
13 March 2009
cosmarul femeilor de milionar? orgiile financiare
Am fugit de un sot care ma insela si traia smechereste, in orgii sexuale si financiare. Câte femei de milionar au trăit acest coşmar, doamnelor?
12 March 2009
I spy with my WiFi eye
Filmmaker Rob Spence, who damaged one of his eyes as a child, is planning to install a tiny camera into the socket where the eye used to be. His special equipment will consist of a camera, originally designed for colonoscopies, a battery and a wireless transmitter.
11 March 2009
crea-v-as neplaceri eterne
“Biologie clasa a IX-a – Măiestrie şi strălucire divină în biosferă”
pag 33 (sic!)
Într-un chenar initulat „Motiv de meditaţie” este scris că: „Dumnezeu în dragostea şi mila Lui călăuzeşte omul pentru prevenirea virozelor prin:
- împlinirea regulilor exprimate prin Legile Lui
- o viaţă echilibrată şi sănătoasă
- descoperirea unor vaccinuri (antigripal, antihepatic, antipoliomelitic etc).”
Într-un alt chenar „Studiu şi meditaţie” este pusă întrebarea „Pe vremea când Iisus Hristos a fost pe pământ existau viroze? În zilele noastre El mai poate vindeca oamenii de asemenea boli care sunt din ce în ce mai ameninţătoare? Ce ai învăţat tu la ora de religie?”
pag 33 (sic!)
Într-un chenar initulat „Motiv de meditaţie” este scris că: „Dumnezeu în dragostea şi mila Lui călăuzeşte omul pentru prevenirea virozelor prin:
- împlinirea regulilor exprimate prin Legile Lui
- o viaţă echilibrată şi sănătoasă
- descoperirea unor vaccinuri (antigripal, antihepatic, antipoliomelitic etc).”
Într-un alt chenar „Studiu şi meditaţie” este pusă întrebarea „Pe vremea când Iisus Hristos a fost pe pământ existau viroze? În zilele noastre El mai poate vindeca oamenii de asemenea boli care sunt din ce în ce mai ameninţătoare? Ce ai învăţat tu la ora de religie?”
Dawn of the deads
Nine people were gunned down in a terrifying rampage across two Alabama counties by a lone shooter who authorities said burned down his mother's home with her inside, killed his own relatives on their porch and shot apparent strangers and police before killing himself.
(Associated Press)
(Associated Press)
The ruins of Detroit
During the 60's, disindustrialization and violent riots caused a large migration of the middle-class people outside the metropolis area. Then until the end of the 90's, "Motor City" lost more than half of its population.
Today, despite a beginning of revitalization, a lot of the luxuous hotels, theaters, apartments, stores and office buildings built in the prosperous era remain vacant.
a photoreportage by Yves Marchand & Romain Meffre
10 March 2009
...and there will be war!
A male chimpanzee in a Swedish zoo planned hundreds of stone-throwing attacks on zoo visitors, according to researchers.
(BBC, via Cotidianul)
(BBC, via Cotidianul)
09 March 2009
there will be peace
Plans to refurbish Trident nuclear weapons had to be put on hold because US scientists forgot how to manufacture a component of the warhead, a US congressional investigation has revealed.
tupeul de la cap se impute
IQads: Care este miza? Ce ii cereti lui Nae Caranfil in cazul in care aveti castig de cauza?
Raluca Feher: Sa-si ceara scuze publice, sa ne ofere 1 leu daune morale si sa plateasca toate cheltuielile de judecata.
uluitor interviu, incredibil tupeu, nemarginita nesimtire.
Raluca Feher: Sa-si ceara scuze publice, sa ne ofere 1 leu daune morale si sa plateasca toate cheltuielile de judecata.
uluitor interviu, incredibil tupeu, nemarginita nesimtire.
artifacts from the future
at first it was this:
and then it was this:
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
well, it took a while but we kinda got somewhere with this shit:
declaratia de intentie:
the rest of the album, here
minunat, mi se pare insa, ca abia atunci cand transformi omul in "pixel", cand il atomizezi, ii descoperi cu adevarat frumusetea.
and then it was this:
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video
well, it took a while but we kinda got somewhere with this shit:
declaratia de intentie:
the rest of the album, here
minunat, mi se pare insa, ca abia atunci cand transformi omul in "pixel", cand il atomizezi, ii descoperi cu adevarat frumusetea.
08 March 2009
real world rendering
A silver sphere on an endless checkerboard floor is the default for many 3D modeling applications. It can be seen as an icon for a sterile, makeable world. Reality is often dirty and unpredictable. By recreating this icon in reality the beauty and imperfection of real life gets emphasized.
via cuartoderecha
07 March 2009
06 March 2009
Octopus on the loose
An octopus managed to pry loose a water-control valve at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium, flooding the facility with more than 200 gallons of saltwater.
The valve is inside the sea creature's tank, and officials think the octopus grabbed hold of it while exploring.
The valve is inside the sea creature's tank, and officials think the octopus grabbed hold of it while exploring.
05 March 2009
The Course of the Living Dead
Zombies in Popular Media
This course explores the history, significance, and representation of the zombie as a figure in horror and fantasy texts. Instruction follows an intense schedule, using critical theory and source media (literature, comics, and films) to spur discussion and exploration of the figure's many incarnations. Daily assignments focus on reflection and commentary, while final projects foster thoughtful connections between student disciplines and the figure of the zombie.
other strange courses (via fazed)
This course explores the history, significance, and representation of the zombie as a figure in horror and fantasy texts. Instruction follows an intense schedule, using critical theory and source media (literature, comics, and films) to spur discussion and exploration of the figure's many incarnations. Daily assignments focus on reflection and commentary, while final projects foster thoughtful connections between student disciplines and the figure of the zombie.
other strange courses (via fazed)
04 March 2009
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