31 March 2009

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Fletcher: Generic greeting.
Wife: Generic greeting returned.
Fletcher: Imminent sustenance.
Wife: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
Fletcher: Oooh, false reaction indicating hunger and excitement!

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Dear attractive woman number 2, only once in my life have I responded to a person the way I've responded to you, but I've forgotten when it was or even if it was in fact me that responded. I may not know much, but I know that the wind sings your name endlessly, although with a slight lisp that makes it difficult to understand if I'm standing near an air conditioner. I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy French model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an instant I could have you lie next to me, or on top of me, or sit on me, or stand over me and shake, then I would be the happiest man in my pants. I know all of this, and yet you do not know me. Change your life; accept my love. Or, at least let me pay you to accept it."

Schizopolis, practic cel mai bun film despre care s-a spus ca e cel mai bun film

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Lheea said...

yes, yes, I concur

Immortal Ping said...

da, deci aseara am avut seara de filme cu nebuni, Schizopolis si Man on Wire. am invatat inca o data ca daca vrei sa faci o nebunie buna iti trebuie foarte multa minte si seriozitate. altfel, ma gandeam cum a venit un francez si a stat 45 de minute relaxat intre turnurile WTC, despre care tanarul de 25 de ani sustinea ca de fapt au fost construite pt el personal. atata eleganta in a desconsidera spiritul american nu poate fi depasita de nimic niciodata. must see level 14+