SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM!

In the late 19th Century Western Union allowed telegraphic messages on its network to be sent to multiple destinations. The first recorded instance of a mass unsolicited commercial telegram is from May 1864.

I know, i know..

So this is how TV works, Okay?

Via Gizmondo

First cat down

Socks, the White House Cat from 1993 to 2001, died last week at somewhere between the ages of 18 and 20. He was euthanized due to cancer near his home in Maryland, where he spent his last few years with former presidential secretary Betty Currie. Socks lived an extraordinary life for a cat, going from homelessness to an honored position in the White House. He was a media darling and a spokescat for pets everywhere.



via mental floss

Holy ant!

Ant sex seems utterly alien. Except for short periods just before the mating season, when an ant colony is reproducing, it is composed entirely of females, and among some primitive species virgin births are common.
[more]

in time of crisis, a man's got to do what a man's got to do

An artist tried to lift the February gloom by releasing more than 2,000 pink smiley faces into the air over London.

A song for all our afternoons

It's an impressive collection of videos featuring one song, one famous Disney song, translated into quite a few languages. It's a pleasure to listen and waste an afternoon, apres-midi, nachmittag..

hello

Pentru ca se apropie 1 martie, vin si eu aici cu un gest sezonier-dragutz pt. fete.
Daca esti baiat, n-ai voie sa dai play :)





via boing

Hollywood eat your heart out!

Even the cheesiest novelist wouldn't dare write this one: Greece's most notorious criminal, kidnapper Vassilis Paleokostas, breaks out of a maximum security prison by grabbing onto a rope ladder dangling from an accomplice's hijacked helicopter, as guards open fire and a woman shoots back from the chopper. This happens as he's being transported to a hearing to face charges related to breaking out of jail in 2006 by grabbing onto a rope ladder being dangled from a helicopter hijacked by his brother, bank robber Nikos Paleokostas, hailed by some poor Greeks as a modern day Robin Hood. There are already half a dozen Facebook fan clubs. Sadly dull video of the departing chopper here. The pilot, found tied up, and four prison guards have been arrested.

Via metafilter

Naming

COMITET, varul lui Printu

time to work

working people@theBigPicture

Le Prea Baxtale. Le Prea Baxtale Teoctist.

"[...]actorul Sorin Aurel Sandu, traducătorul singurei cărţi de rugăciuni în limba romani, “Lil rudimantenqoro”, tipărită (printisardo) în 2006 cu binecuvântarea (sukarphenimasa) Prea Fericitului (le Prea Baxtale) Teoctist."
[printre altele]

death to infadels!

La inceputul anului 2009, Gigi Becali l-a dat afara pe unul dintre secunzii lui Dorinel Munteanu, Yuksel Yesilova, pentru ca este musulman si ca ar putea aduce ghinion echipei ros-albastre.

Credit crisis for dummies

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

Almost Friday's Mouthful: Martin Miller's World War Works

Experimental Nuclear Propulsion Reactor HTRE-2 for Strategic Bombers 1957


..and some more whoa photography by Martin Miller.

mergeti la ghiseul 2, prima usa pe dreapta

...barbatii si femeile pacatuiesc in feluri diferite si, drept urmare, ei pasesc in Iad pe porti separate, sustin oficialii de la Vatican.

A handful of little touching things

graphite reality

catherine riley

eyecandy.ru

clickety click click

I Heart Art

lucruri f bune si f frumoase facute f bine de daniel eatock. am de mult site-ul, dar am asteptat o zi oribila ca asta ca sa il postez

True, true...

..cu biciclistii nu poti sa te imprietenesti in trafic, trec pe linga tine ca niste comete - cind si cum sa dezvolti o relatie cu ei.. ??

[found and enjoyed@povestind-bucurestiul]

Mareva Galanter, former miss Tahiti.

norc norc! who's there?

TLTR-ul acestei luni

vine de la blogul vedeta pe saptamana asta:

A Violin In Space

O povestire de anticipatie despre muzica

"In the world of Fine Arts though, things couldn't be better. Improvements in recording technology and transportation allow those brave of heart to venture into the vastness of the Milky Way in a search for the perfect set of samples to use for their work. We are looking at a revival of galactic disco as the public's number one choice"

Incantator

+ de pe acelasi blog: Matias Aguayo este foarte foarte destept. Who knew? Este poate unul dintre cei mai coerenti comentatori muzicali. Ce surpriza!

Scary

culori calde si pastelate, imagini cu animale, primele culori si primele forme, un canal adresat copiilor cu varste pana la 3 ani.

good things make people agree

been round this road so many times feels like its' skin is part of mine. this taste of milk is almost gone, still got my shape, but not for long. been wrong so many times before, but never quite like this.

wow. just wow

AWE some

wow... amazing

best song on the album. JESUS CHRIST.

Epic. Win.

best song on the album. JESUS CHRIST. [2]

OMFG the chopped-up vocals! This song is UNBELIEVABLE.

best song of the year so far!

definitely the best song on the album.

The chopped up vocal breakdown thing = single best music moment in 09 so far.

to be seen

A King for sale

A portrait of Michael Jackson dressed as a king, oil on canvas, signed and dated 1995 and housed in an elaborate gold frame. Guide price $4,000-$6,000

say what?

catcident.

Motorul maşinii SEAT IBIZA achiziţionate la data de 7.12.2008 pe numele F. D. s-a oprit în mers din cauza unui corp străin la cureaua alternatorului, identificat a fi o pisică, nu doar câteva fire de păr, aşa cum afirmă clientul.

Lumea arde, china se ninge

China și-a asumat astăzi meritele pentru prima ninsoare din acest an din Beijing, afirmând că a lansat rachete cu substanțe chimice pentru a pune capăt unei secete persistente, anunță Reuters.

Zăpada indusă artificial astăzi a reprezentat cea de-a doua rundă de precipitații din această iarnă, a arătat agenția Xinhua.

Zhang Qiang, director adjunct la Weather Modification Command Centre din Beijing (despre care s'a mai pasteuit aici), a declarat că au fost lansate 426 de rachete din 28 de puncte ale orașului.

Capitala Chinei se confruntă în prezent cu cea mai lungă secetă din ultimii 38 de ani.

zice Evenimentu' cum c'ar zice Reuters.

secretul fericirii

[found@Bucurenci]

Tharr be pirates, arrrr

There has been high drama on the second day of the Pirate Bay trial. Due to serious shortcomings in the prosecution evidence, around 50% of the charges in the case are going to have to be withdrawn. The defense describes it as a ’sensation’, seeing half of the charges being dropped on the second day.

Re: umorul de situatie

via fulgerica

(only in) Japan

mens faces being squashed by girls thighs:

more

Hassan chop!!

The founder of an Islamic television station in upstate New York aimed at countering Muslim stereotypes has confessed to beheading his wife, authorities said.

Divizia 14 Dromadere oprita de bravii nostri graniceri.

Rusia acuza Romania ca tine la granita un lot de camile destinat unui circ din Bulgaria

When in Rrome

Do as the Rromans do

good things might come to those who have been waiting

Ugress seems to have caught on in Romania and Eastern Europe over the last few years. We've had several booking requests and recently also compilation and license offers. Which I find intriguing, I do not see much visitors from this part of the world in my web statistics, so the attention has to spring from something I haven't observed.

Ugress + Heathen Audio Interview

OMFG!!!! Could we be so lucky?

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

good things come to those who wait.

The Top Gear standing audience who apply to the BBC for free tickets are put on an estimated 2–3 year waiting list.

FC Barcelona has over 156,000 members, and many of these members have been on the waiting list for season tickets for more than ten years.

The long-standing candidates, some of whom applied for membership more than half a century ago, have traditionally had the opportunity to buy a pair of Centre Court tickets in each week of the fortnight, while they serve out the equivalent of three life-sentences in the hope of one day becoming one of the 375 full Wimbledon members.

de ce scrii ma, de ce scrii?

ce tarani.. cei cu \"ce ti-as trage-o\"... sigur daca lauzi asa fata o sa iti urce in poala... ca esti un domn si vorbesti frumos; sau daca vezi scrise gandurile tale ai impresia ca ai facut ceva in plus, pentru a se adeveri ??? ... (fata e dragutza)

comme il faut!

more here

The Attack Of Bioterrorist Sheep from Wales

A Welsh farmer has become an "agricultural saboteur" by "secretly planting and harvesting genetically modified varieties of maize and feeding them to local sheep and cattle." This undercuts Wales's ability to claim that it is a GM-free nation.

[via bldgblog]

Lord Norman Foster

Reputatul arhitect Sir Norman Foster isi va pierde locul in Camera Lorzilor dupa ce a cerut si primit cetatenie elvetiana, pentru a evita Impozitele Maiestatii Sale.

sickety sick, sickety sick

cute 13 yo + ugly 15 yo = love/child
[photo Xinhua]

Half Real Life: Escape from City 17 part one

Japan

Players begin the game by stalking a mother on a subway station before violently raping her. They then move on to attack her two daughters described as virgin schoolgirls.

Players are also allowed to enter 'freeform mode' where they can rape any woman and get other male game characters to join the attacks.

[via Boing]

Naming (and more)

Noul ministru german al economiei:
Karl Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg.


dar asta nu e tot: pe Wikipedia a aparut cu un "Wilhelm" in plus (exces de zel). mai multe ziare germane (spiegel.de, Bild, heute.de, TAZ, Süddeutsche Zeitung) l-au preluat din Wikipedia in forma gresita, dupa care in Wikipedia a aparut link catre unul din articole ca dovada a autenticitatii numelui.

si in acelasi timp vine un individ, Goldman, care spune ca Wikipedia se indreapta catre autodistrugere.

This is the winter of our discount tent

The Demographic Winter

when symmetrical energy fields are in balance...

...emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity.





[found at JWalk]

de calibrul 45

A Berlin barman has gone on trial accused of having served a 16-year-old boy 45 tequila shots, which killed him.

De cate ori te droghezi un delfin se sparge la Gherla

hran spiritual

Buna Andreea!

Imi place lectura…si prin mesajele tale postate pe site am remarcat ca si tie iti place sa citesti carti (e ciudat…), dar ma intreb ce fel de carti (autorul si titlul)?
Mmm… cartea pentru mine reprezinta hrana spiritual.

Obey, or pay! Made in China dismay

“Infractions” punished with the loss of nearly 1 ½ days’ wages (50 RMB fine--$7.20)
--“Workers who arrive over one hour late…”
--“Riding the elevator without permission.”
--“Plugging in electronics [using electricity] in the dorm room for personal use.”
--“Using the company phone to make personal calls.”
--“Producing products of low quality…”
--“Workers who…go to visit other workers during working hours.”
--“Chatting at the workstation during work hours…”
--“Entering or leaving the factory area without allowing door personnel [security guards] to inspect [search workers].”
--“Treating supervisors with an arrogant attitude…”

[found at Boing]

and remember, kids:

(thanks freshgoodminimal)

Terminator vs Terminated

is this real life?

Un roman a ucis un italian, apoi a cerut o bere la bar.

ministerul apararii nationalului

Întrevăzând(??) marile posibilităţi ale tancului, România a fost printre primele ţări din sud-estul Europei care s-a orientat spre înzestrarea armatei cu tehnică blindată, această nevoie fiind privită ca izvorând din condiţiile de ordin politico-strategic şi nu pentru a fi la „moda” zilei.

this is the wrong future

“La începutul secolului, viteza de deplasare a mijloacelor de transport trase de cai, în Capitală, era de 18 kilometri pe oră, iar în prezent viteza autovehiculelor este de 15 kilometri pe oră”, potrivit Poliţiei Rutiere.

Amorphous Androgynous

Hormonii feminini nu i-au remodelat doar trupul, ci şi psihicul într-un mod şocant: „Pe de–o parte parcă nici nu te mai suporţi, parcă eşti prea cuminte, prea toantă, prea plângi din orice, pui la suflet toate porcăriile pe care înainte le dădeai dracu’. I-am zis doctoriţei Simona Fica şi ea mi-a zis: «E normal, eşti femeie de acum, ai eliminat hormonii masculini»“.
Renegaţii sexului: transsexualitatea în România

insomnia

my idea, damn it!

mic post despre ce se intersecteaza marginea cu

Strada Marginei se intersecteaza cu
- Str. Niagara
- Str. Prahova
- Str. Linishtei
- Str. Navigatiei
- Str. Modestiei
- Str. Amintirii
- Str. Minervei
- Str. Renasterii
- Str. Triumfului
- Str. Strabuna

Marijuana 101 - a (full) documentary

hai, frate, cat de perfect poti sa fii?

Hero pilot Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger is now every librarian's hero, too. When the US Airways pilot's plane ended up at the bottom of the Hudson River on Jan. 15, so did a book he had checked out from the library at California State University, Fresno, through his local library near Danville.

Sullenberger contacted library officials and asked for an extension and waiver of overdue fees because the book was in the airliner's cargo hold.

Fresno State library officials said they were struck by Sullenberger's sense of responsibility and did him one better: they're waiving all fees, even lost book fees, and placing a template in the replacement book dedicating it to him.

The book's subject? Professional ethics.

[cbs]

from Russia, with vodka, to New York, by airplane

Flight attendants initially ignored passengers' complaints and threatened to expel them from the Boeing 767 jet unless they stopped "making trouble". As the rebellion spread, Aeroflot representatives boarded the aircraft to try to calm down the 300 passengers.

One sought to reassure them by announcing that it was "not such a big deal" if the pilot was drunk because the aircraft practically flew itself.

The pilot offered a compromise: "I'll sit here quietly in a corner. We have three more pilots. I won't even touch the controls, I promise."

[jwalk]

they are coming

we are going to see them



them too

MP3

Another simulation I wish I saw in highschool

Nu scoateti pula_la raton

A feisty raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s penis as he was trying to rape the animal.

Good news everyone

someone invented Google Earth 5. in sfarsit, History Photo

Fresh from/beyond the rainbow

nemasurata nefericire a fiintei investitoare in fotbal

"Prin mizeria care e zi de zi în fotbal s-au hotărît mulţi să se retragă, printre care şi eu!"


si Domnul a zis: retragerea prin si printre mizerie, autosecluzia in scarna, izolarea prin nefericire, singuratate la comun in mocirla terenului fara drenaj bun, iata, investitia in fotbal e noua Golgota pe care si prin care sa se chinuie nefericitii frati intru rea-credinta borceni, taheii, coposii si mai presus de toti, Cel Mai Crucificat dintre Crucificati, Gigi cel CuratMurdar.

[ugh ugh] GIEF BANANAH!

CHIMPANZEES have long been known for their ability to mimic humans. Now scientists have found that baby chimps’ mental development can even be more advanced than children of the same age. [...]
They also outperformed infants in orphanages in Greece and Romania and were similar to a typical American baby.

says time online.
i can has banana now?

+ relevant addendum

Movie lines

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.
[Southland Tales]