01 February 2009

[ugh ugh] GIEF BANANAH!

CHIMPANZEES have long been known for their ability to mimic humans. Now scientists have found that baby chimps’ mental development can even be more advanced than children of the same age. [...]
They also outperformed infants in orphanages in Greece and Romania and were similar to a typical American baby.

says time online.
i can has banana now?

+ relevant addendum

5 comments:

Strangelove said...

ar trebui sa initiem un program de crestere a inteligentei bebelusilor romani. putem incepe prin a face niste teste cu substante chimice, pe un lot restrans. vom trece dupa aceea la interzicerea nasterilor naturale si asigurarea sporului natural necesar doar prin clonarea indivizilor cu IQ>130, apeland chiar si la zestrea genetica a stramosilor nostri mai inteligenti, evident, acolo unde stadiul de descompunere va mai permite acest lucru.
in clipa de fata este intocmita o lista care cuprinde deja nume celebre, cum ar fi: Burebista, Gelu si Menumorut, Gica Petrescu, Mihai Viteazul si altii.

psalmplasma said...

haha :)

da' pe de alta parte, Joe Rogan are un sketch foarte istet in care explica de ce rasa umana se reduce vertiginos la doar cele mai idioate exemplare.

psalmplasma said...

i addendum'd it.

Immortal Ping said...

you did a very good piece of addenduming

psalmplasma said...

e istet rogan. urla cam porcos, da' daca te prinzi si reglezi volumu' la timp, devine interesant.