Iceland's three McDonald's restaurants -- all in the capital Reykjavik -- will close next weekend, as the franchise owner gives in to falling profits caused by the collapse in the Icelandic krona.
The Big Mac, long a symbol of globalization, has become the latest victim of this tiny island nation's overexposure to the world financial crisis.
31 October 2009
30 October 2009
noi verbam, voi verbati, ei verbe
Aeronava A380 a fost predata vineri companiei franceze la fabrica din Hamburg de unde a fost zburata pana pe aeroportul Charles de Gaulle din Paris.
caci podeaua e noul tavan, se stie
de vineri si bine simtire, directiva-rugaminte de la Minister ;)
update: un wiki pt gogol bordello mai tarziu si aflam ca in trupa mai canta din cant in cand Stevhen Iancu, japonezo-roman. eclectic extraordinaires trupa asta, ma jur
the real 2012
"On Thursday [18 September 2008], at 11 a.m. the Federal Reserve noticed a tremendous draw-dawn of money-market accounts in the US; [money] to the tune of $550 billion was being drawn out in the matter of an hour or two. The Treasury opened up its window to help and pumped %105 billion in the system and quickly realized that they could not stem the tide. We were having an electronic run on the banks. They decided to close the operation, close down the money accounts and announce a guarantee of $250,000 per account so there wouldn't be further panic out there.
If they had not done that, their estimation is that by 2 p.m. that afternoon $5.5 trillion would have been drawn out of the money-market system of the US; [this] would have collapsed the entire economy of the US, and withing 24 hours the world economy would have collapsed. It would have been the end of our economic system and our political system as we know it"
If they had not done that, their estimation is that by 2 p.m. that afternoon $5.5 trillion would have been drawn out of the money-market system of the US; [this] would have collapsed the entire economy of the US, and withing 24 hours the world economy would have collapsed. It would have been the end of our economic system and our political system as we know it"
29 October 2009
irealitatea virtuala sau is this sheep gonna last forever?
dr0se:
ce face prietenii mei?
drosdros:
bai
HLAP!
dr0se:
asa
drosdros:
hakop!
dr0se:
zi
i can hlap
ah
drosdros:
gen
dr0se:
hakop hakop, da vorba aia, sa se stie
of, si io care voiam sa va vaz
vad ca tu esti plecat cu bividiul
drosdros:
bai vino
dr0se:
nu, ca mi-e rusine
drosdros:
cam cam
dr0se:
aha
drosdros:
calm
dr0se:
IMI FACI POFTA
ESTI O BRUTA
drosdros:
eu pe aici
dr0se:
bine ma, i give up
drosdros:
bai e grav
staaaaai
dr0se:
de realitate
stau
drosdros:
phew
dr0se:
i hear ya, brotha
ma brotha from anotha motha
drosdros:
reality check, pleaaase
i want one reality
dr0se:
o realitate la domnu
servita
drosdros:
reality? this reality that who's afraid of a big black
dr0se
sheep?
ce face prietenii mei?
drosdros:
bai
HLAP!
dr0se:
asa
drosdros:
hakop!
dr0se:
zi
i can hlap
ah
drosdros:
gen
dr0se:
hakop hakop, da vorba aia, sa se stie
of, si io care voiam sa va vaz
vad ca tu esti plecat cu bividiul
drosdros:
bai vino
dr0se:
nu, ca mi-e rusine
drosdros:
cam cam
dr0se:
aha
drosdros:
calm
dr0se:
IMI FACI POFTA
ESTI O BRUTA
drosdros:
eu pe aici
dr0se:
bine ma, i give up
drosdros:
bai e grav
staaaaai
dr0se:
de realitate
stau
drosdros:
phew
dr0se:
i hear ya, brotha
ma brotha from anotha motha
drosdros:
reality check, pleaaase
i want one reality
dr0se:
o realitate la domnu
servita
drosdros:
reality? this reality that who's afraid of a big black
dr0se
sheep?
and now for the polish news
After a year and a half, and a costly trial, a man from southern Poland has cleared his name, after being accused of kicking his neighbour’s bucket.
Man cleared of kicking bucket
Man cleared of kicking bucket
porn is not, porn is
I AM IN LOVE!
oricum, totul e in atitudine. imaterialitatea si materialitatea se-mbuca fix in miscare, in gest. acolo e esenta.
si cand te gandesti ca e doar guasa si acrilic, iti zici: tocmai!
Oricum: iata marea arta asiatica. Sa ne veselim: cel mai bine e sa fii contemporan!
and some serious General Advisory
Synopsis: A facut un creier reptilian simulind fecare neuron in parte, dupa care i-au aratat poze, LA CARE S-A GINDIT. (O_O)
Asteptam V2, unde o sa vedem si la CE s-a gindit.
28 October 2009
noi vrem epitete
He slowly walked the slow, winding path towards the crooked, run-down old house. With one slow, hesitant hand he bravely, resolutely knocked on the dusty, pock-marked, ancient and frightening door. Slowly, it opened slowly. He slowly poked his brave head through the narrow, foreboding gap.
‘Hello?’ he slowly said, bravely.
Just then, suddenly (yet strangely slowly), a terrifying, scary, bone-chilling, face-tingling, stupefyingly mortifying and stultifying, yet oddly inconsequential and subtly fragrant, big, massive, enormous multi-hued, monochrome monstrosity of epic, legendary, massive, indescribable proportions burst thunderingly from the shadowy, ill-defined, hazy, portentous, generically appropriate yet obviously underdeveloped and self-evidently over-described dark, dark darkness.
‘RAAAAAAH!’ it said.
‘Hello?’ he slowly said, bravely.
Just then, suddenly (yet strangely slowly), a terrifying, scary, bone-chilling, face-tingling, stupefyingly mortifying and stultifying, yet oddly inconsequential and subtly fragrant, big, massive, enormous multi-hued, monochrome monstrosity of epic, legendary, massive, indescribable proportions burst thunderingly from the shadowy, ill-defined, hazy, portentous, generically appropriate yet obviously underdeveloped and self-evidently over-described dark, dark darkness.
‘RAAAAAAH!’ it said.
the Streisand effect
A man was found to plan the burning of the temple of Ephesian Diana so that through the destruction of this most beautiful building his name might be spread through the whole world.
27 October 2009
26 October 2009
25 October 2009
what would jesus do?
I have FIRST HAND experience as a SEX SLAVE. I was a prostitute/stripper/escort for WELL over 11 yrs and know about human sex trafficking from my OWN personal experiences with pimps and underage girls in the sex industry. I am a human sex trafficking survivor!
My story will explain a bit of my background, leading to my desire to start Hookers for Jesus.
My story will explain a bit of my background, leading to my desire to start Hookers for Jesus.
a mechanical pastoral
It was a sight of monotony to behold one sheep after another follow the adventurous one, each in turn placing its fore-feet on the breach in the fence, bringing up its hind legs after it, looking around for an instant from the summit, and then making the plunge into the dry ditch, tufted with locks of wool. The process might have been more composing if the field might have been another man's property, or if the flock had making its way out instead of in; but the recollection of the scene of transit served to send the landowner to sleep more than once, when occurring at the end of the train of anxious thoughts which had kept him awake.
In India and Pakistan, the phrase synonymous to counting sheep is counting the stars.
24 October 2009
23 October 2009
oameni care i se opun lui Basescu (foileton)
ep 1, Lidia Barbulescu - noul presedinte al ICJC
admirati in toata splendoarea ei Ms Doubtfire-iana acest mic mare monstru juridic, monument de regres nu doar estetic, remarcati gura fara buze, o crapatura rosie de scuipat venin si ochii plini de bunatate. asta e omul pus sa imparta dreptatea cea mai inalta din .ro. Sigur, nu e frumos sa ne luam de cum arata un om, asa ca sa ne uitam in CV
"In primul rand, CV-ul Lidiei Barbulescu descrie perfect nulitatea agresiva, specie de mare succes in Romania. Zece ani la Judecatoria din Slatina, inca vreo 14 la Tribunalul Olt, dupa care, tusti, de pe umerii Rodicai Stanoiu (sinistra nr 1 - n. red) sare direct la Curtea Suprema.
Mai aruncati un ochi in CV-ul damei: Lucrari publicate, zero. Activitate stiintifica, zero. Activitate in cadrul societatii civile, zero. O mica eroare biografica. S-a batut, la televizor, pentru lefurile magistratilor si cu Traian Basescu. Perfecta pentru sefia Inaltei Curti."
nu votati cu Basescu, votati cu Barbulescu (@GBreci, spargluna si alti Plan B)
22 October 2009
now that's a super accountant!
A retired accountant whose daughter was killed 27 years ago was facing charges last night over the alleged abduction of the man he always blamed for her death. The man was left bound, gagged and injured outside a French courtroom.
In Swedish Army, busty young conscripts strip
The Swedish armed forces have been hit by a major equipment problem, according to reports. Flimsy military brassieres are unable to stand up to the strains imposed when female Swedish troops perform "rigorous exercises", routinely bursting open or even catching fire - so forcing busty young conscripts to hurriedly strip off in the field.
dar terapia sexuala vindeca orisice boala!
Angajata Institutului de Oncologie Bucuresti a fost concediata imediat dupa ce ****** a dezvaluit ca aceasta facea sex virtual, chiar in camera de garda, la cativa pasi de copiii bolnavi de cancer.
21 October 2009
Romance pe net
(titlul e al unui folder pe care-l uitase shere pe laptopul meu si pe care eu l-am citit in engleza, romance, cand de fapt era vorba despre compatrioatele noastre)
3x3 eu cred ca faci bine scriind aici,nu pretind ca devorez citind tot ce scrii,dar cred ca prin scris iti eliberezi o mare parte din tensiunea acumulata in tine,pe toate planurile... celor care nu le place ce scrii sa nu citeasca,sincer nici eu nu citesc tot ce scrii mereu,uneori scrii cam stufos si efectiv ma gandesc la altele,dar ti-am votat subiectul cu 5 stele pt ca consider ca e Super ca cineva sa se descarce sufleteste asa cum o faci tu!
eu am plecat de la ideea de scepticism referitor la Dzeu,nu provin dintr-o familie religioasa,credeau asa si asa,fiecare dupa capul lui,asa ca eu am fost complet sceptica in existenta lui Dzeu,si am cautat o dovada ani la rand(de la 10ani la 21ani,acum am 30),pana am gasit "Ceva" care mi-a atras atentia,m-a lamurit cum sta treaba cu divinitatea si am inceput sa cred,incredibil!,am primit darul cel mai de pret- dovada divinitatii..stiu ca suna total paranoia pt sceptici(eu fiind o sceptica in trecut)..evident cred in felul meu in Dzeu,nu sunt ceea ce unii ar zice o "credincioasa perfecta",dar cred !
Inca o chestie,inainte sa cred in Dzeu am cercetat si aspectul puterii de vindecare,pot spune ca reuseam ceva doar pe caini si pisici,am facut chiar si spiritism(ce pacat nu?,nu pt un sceptic pe atunci)dovada a venit ,nu de mult, ca ceva exista(entitati/energie/clarviziune),pe atunci la 14-15 ani am aflat numele sotului meu si alte chestii care s-au adeverit acum,uimitor pt mine!Nu as mai face asta acum,pt ca nu mai sunt sceptica,acum cred ca Dzeu e parte din noi,e acolo unde vrem noi sa fie,eu ma multumesc sa stiu ca exista si ca uneori ma indruma spre lucruri/fapte bune(evident tin si de educatia si personalitatea mea,zice scepticul din mine)...Numai bine tuturor credinciosilor,dar si scepticilor
3x3 eu cred ca faci bine scriind aici,nu pretind ca devorez citind tot ce scrii,dar cred ca prin scris iti eliberezi o mare parte din tensiunea acumulata in tine,pe toate planurile... celor care nu le place ce scrii sa nu citeasca,sincer nici eu nu citesc tot ce scrii mereu,uneori scrii cam stufos si efectiv ma gandesc la altele,dar ti-am votat subiectul cu 5 stele pt ca consider ca e Super ca cineva sa se descarce sufleteste asa cum o faci tu!
eu am plecat de la ideea de scepticism referitor la Dzeu,nu provin dintr-o familie religioasa,credeau asa si asa,fiecare dupa capul lui,asa ca eu am fost complet sceptica in existenta lui Dzeu,si am cautat o dovada ani la rand(de la 10ani la 21ani,acum am 30),pana am gasit "Ceva" care mi-a atras atentia,m-a lamurit cum sta treaba cu divinitatea si am inceput sa cred,incredibil!,am primit darul cel mai de pret- dovada divinitatii..stiu ca suna total paranoia pt sceptici(eu fiind o sceptica in trecut)..evident cred in felul meu in Dzeu,nu sunt ceea ce unii ar zice o "credincioasa perfecta",dar cred !
Inca o chestie,inainte sa cred in Dzeu am cercetat si aspectul puterii de vindecare,pot spune ca reuseam ceva doar pe caini si pisici,am facut chiar si spiritism(ce pacat nu?,nu pt un sceptic pe atunci)dovada a venit ,nu de mult, ca ceva exista(entitati/energie/clarviziune),pe atunci la 14-15 ani am aflat numele sotului meu si alte chestii care s-au adeverit acum,uimitor pt mine!Nu as mai face asta acum,pt ca nu mai sunt sceptica,acum cred ca Dzeu e parte din noi,e acolo unde vrem noi sa fie,eu ma multumesc sa stiu ca exista si ca uneori ma indruma spre lucruri/fapte bune(evident tin si de educatia si personalitatea mea,zice scepticul din mine)...Numai bine tuturor credinciosilor,dar si scepticilor
20 October 2009
tell me what your bookmarks are and I'll tell you what you art
[...]By the same token, a recognisable genre of weblogs has emerged (see this question: Is there a name or term for the aesthetic these blogs contain?), the seemingly random streams of 'good work', quirky images, striking photography, cool objects, strange concepts, old scans, etc. etc. etc. We can drift though these - and we do - yet we shouldn't kid ourselves that we are flaneuring our way to anything but a highly selected cultural overview. This genre of presentation is both persuasive and pervasive, the digital equivalent of Wired's 'Fetish' pages (which have obviously a far more natural existence on screen than on paper). Take the AJ's new Notebook site, wherein 'inspiration' is 'curated', an explicit acknowledgement of the dominance of image-driven culture.
These visual essays, together with animated stings and very short films, have become the primary modes of communication; objects are strung together rather than taken in isolation. There is no space for contemplation, just clicking, scrolling and flicking. This leaves the solitary object somewhat adrift, only embodying meaning when it is juxtaposed or collated or slotted into a larger collection. Although a glance at any tumblr or curated weblog might suggest otherwise, the 'thing' is in danger of imminent extinction.
These visual essays, together with animated stings and very short films, have become the primary modes of communication; objects are strung together rather than taken in isolation. There is no space for contemplation, just clicking, scrolling and flicking. This leaves the solitary object somewhat adrift, only embodying meaning when it is juxtaposed or collated or slotted into a larger collection. Although a glance at any tumblr or curated weblog might suggest otherwise, the 'thing' is in danger of imminent extinction.
Sa se dea cate'un mega, s'ajunga la toti!
Starting July 2010, every person in Finland will have the right to a one-megabit broadband connection as an intermediate step, says the Ministry of Transport and Communications. By the end of 2015, the legal right will be extended to an impressive 100 Mb broadband connection for everyone.
Finland: First Country To Make Broadband Access A Legal Right
Finland: First Country To Make Broadband Access A Legal Right
19 October 2009
polished art
"...he was commisioned to do a project commemorating the 20th anniversary of the fall of comunism in Poland, and instead of creating a sculpture or a lasting piece of work, he just put his neighbours in a plane painted in gold, wearing gold space suits, and sent them on a sightseeing tour of Brussels..."
maskarabia in london
A total of 57 non-Muslim men and 41 Muslim men rated a series of images of women, half of whom were unveiled and half of whom wore the hijab. For attractiveness and intelligence ratings, a mixed analysis of variance showed a significant effect of hijab status, with women wearing the hijab being rated more negatively than unveiled women. For attractiveness ratings, there was no significant effect of participant religion, although non-Muslim men rated unveiled women significantly higher than veiled women. For intelligence ratings, non-Muslim men provided significantly higher ratings than Muslim men for both conditions.
[via dienekes]
[via dienekes]
Farewell(,) diplomacy
This centuries-old tradition survived in the Foreign Office through countless changes of government, upheaval and wars - before coming to an abrupt end under Labour in 2006.
An outgoing British ambassador had absolute freedom to write whatever they wished in their final telegram home: about the post they were leaving, about the governments they had served, about the Diplomatic Service itself. Diplomats finally had an opportunity to be indiscreet, without fear of reprisal, and many seized it with both hands.They knew that whatever they chose to say - serious foreign policy advice, funny anecdote, or bitter tirade - it would find the widest audience.
The tradition was that valedictory despatches would be widely circulated, with hundreds of copies printed and avidly read across government. Lord Moran wrote his final telegram from Canada in 1984:
"One does not encounter here the ferocious competition of talent that takes place in the United Kingdom. Canadians still seek wider opportunities elsewhere. Anyone who is even moderately good at what they do - in literature, the theatre, skiing or whatever - tends to become a national figure, and anyone who stands out at all from the crowd tends to be praised to the skies and given the Order of Canada at once"18 October 2009
Comics Sans Sex Sense
There was this planet where the dinosaurs that were about to evolve into birds were dying because of some radiation. The space police called in The Wanderers since either everybody else was busy, or they dialed the wrong number. Aviax, who was immune to the radiation, came up with the plan: To add his radiation immune gene into these dinosaurs' gene pool. Is he going to use his DNA to make some in vitro dinosaurs and add them to the population? Nope. He's gonna do some dino-fuckin'. And BTW, there is a fine line dividing the province of superhero costumes and that of costumes for backup dancers of homoerotic musical extravaganzas. Aviax's costume crossed the line riding a motorcycle, jumping over 20 school buses on fire and never looked back:
more here
more here
lol@lol.lol
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
NO.
more emails from an asshole
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
NO.
more emails from an asshole
17 October 2009
16 October 2009
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...
...The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." The next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.
Also, a round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a.
[wiki] via [kottke]
Also, a round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a.
[wiki] via [kottke]
Hair's some funny ones
Barbers and cosmetologists are the absolute aces when it comes to pun names. What do you call a barber shop in an airport concourse? The Hair Port, of course. Any phrase you can think of that can be twisted into a scalp reference probably already has been adopted by some hair place somewhere. Did you say “Mane Street?” Taken. “Hair-O-Dynamics?” Already owned. “Shear Luck?” Done.
spicuim:
Clip Joint
Clippity Do Da
Cliptomania
Curl Up & Dye
Dye Hard
From Hair To Eternity
The Greatful Head
Hair & Now
Hairforce One
Hair Loom
Hairitage
Hairoscope
Hair To Stay
Hair We Are
Hairs Johnny
Hair-Riffic
Hairway To Heaven
Homecombing Queen
Julius Scissor
Mane Event
Now Hair This
ShearLocks Home
Upper Cuts
Well-Comb All
spicuim:
Clip Joint
Clippity Do Da
Cliptomania
Curl Up & Dye
Dye Hard
From Hair To Eternity
The Greatful Head
Hair & Now
Hairforce One
Hair Loom
Hairitage
Hairoscope
Hair To Stay
Hair We Are
Hairs Johnny
Hair-Riffic
Hairway To Heaven
Homecombing Queen
Julius Scissor
Mane Event
Now Hair This
ShearLocks Home
Upper Cuts
Well-Comb All
15 October 2009
14 October 2009
Allah Akbar has an impromptu rendez vous with technology
While onlookers chant praises, this masked insurgent is launching mortar shots at American troops. Mortar tracking technology can track the trajectory of a hostile round and fire a retaliatory shot to the exact spot where the hostile shell was fired. The effects are usually pretty final. This only requires the hostile mortar to fire 2 to 3 rounds. Count the number of mortar rounds the masked insurgent fires.
o bijuterie
cateodata lasi comentariile destepte, taci din gura si nu zici decat un wow mic din cand in cand:
wow
atentie: e de sapat
wow
atentie: e de sapat
13 October 2009
the secret secret must really remain secret
Today's published Commons order papers contain a question to be answered by a minister later this week. The Guardian is prevented from identifying the MP who has asked the question, what the question is, which minister might answer it, or where the question is to be found.
The Guardian is also forbidden from telling its readers why the paper is prevented – for the first time in memory – from reporting parliament. Legal obstacles, which cannot be identified, involve proceedings, which cannot be mentioned, on behalf of a client who must remain secret.
i can has hypnotise you?
The regulation of hypnotherapists in the UK is so lax that even a cat can become accredited, the BBC has found.
spiderweggie
ok, exista 2 variante:
1. ori murim toti in 2012
2. ori s-a limpezit lumea
What The Fuck?
eu alte explicatii nu mai am
1. ori murim toti in 2012
2. ori s-a limpezit lumea
What The Fuck?
eu alte explicatii nu mai am
12 October 2009
11 October 2009
Ooze gonna save us?
Giant, jelly-like sheets of dead and living organic matter, known as marine mucilages, are spreading throughout the Mediterranean. The blobs may smother marine life and carry diseases dangerous to humans.
10 October 2009
09 October 2009
ca c'est super!
3 din cele 21 de impecabilitati si superbitati si minigenialitati prezentate la Animest in cadrul showcase-ului Supinfocom. un mare Chapeau! si mii de multumiri organizatorilor pentru alegere
UPDATE: uitasem de psihedelie. le voila!
Muzorama from Muzorama Team on Vimeo.
a codak moment
Dresden Codak is a webcomic written and illustrated by Aaron Diaz. Described by Diaz as a "celebration of science, death and human folly", each comic generally focuses on a concept or theory from modern and postmodern philosophy, psychology, or science (particularly quantum physics).
[Dresden Codak]•[wiki]
holy shit, we're almost THERE!
This plasma engine will cut the need for massive amounts of fuel, taking down the current consumption of 7.5 tons of propellant per year—used in the shuttle and other spaceships—down to 0.3 tons. It will also be extremely fast, cutting down the travel to Mars from six months to just 39 days.
[more]
08 October 2009
Donnie Darkbot
[stiu ca e vechi, e in cinstea vizionarii lui district9, un film fara pretentii de film mare, pure entertainment cu decoruri si cegeiuri impecabile]
night time
Pirates attack wrong ship
Somali pirates mistakenly try to storm an 18,000-ton French navy flagship. Understood their mistake too late
The crew of La Somme, a 160-metre (525-foot) command vessel and fuel tanker, easily saw off the brazen night-time assault by lightly armed fighters on two lightweight skiffs and captured five pirates, a spokesman said.
Somali pirates mistakenly try to storm an 18,000-ton French navy flagship. Understood their mistake too late
The crew of La Somme, a 160-metre (525-foot) command vessel and fuel tanker, easily saw off the brazen night-time assault by lightly armed fighters on two lightweight skiffs and captured five pirates, a spokesman said.
07 October 2009
06 October 2009
72 hour party moths
NTLNTR (Not Too Long Not To Read) du jour, feat Shabu, Lord of The Rings, Gangbang porn, Valium, Vegas, one kleptomaniac, one bulb, one poem, one song about the cameltoe and three bleeding noses
05 October 2009
Say no to chinese fake hymens
CAIRO - Conservative Egyptian lawmakers have called for a ban on imports of a Chinese-made kit meant to help women fake their virginity and one scholar has even called for the "exile" of anyone who imports or uses it.
The Artificial Virginity kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30.
The Artificial Virginity kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30.
Mda...
Astrologia araba figureaza printre cele mai prestigioase ale lumii, chiar daca nu este foarte cunoscuta publicului larg. In cazul ei, semnele zodiacale nu poarta numele unor constelatii, ci pe cele ale unor arme albe.
i heart, i mind, i heart again
sunt mut de admiratie. N-am fost acolo 'and i know you just can't download this', dar, vai, este atat de perfect incat n-ai cum sa nu strigi: "ESTE"
si oricum a zis-o echipa fgm mai bine:
"Dantelarie din ciocane"-de-dans
"Rupe-ne timpanele, macar daca surzim sa fie onorabil!" -fgm
truer words.....
daca ar fi dupa mine, postul asta ar fi singurul pe saptamana asta.
[thx for upload veioza-arte.blogspot.com]
04 October 2009
03 October 2009
02 October 2009
post de sustinere electorala
Daca asa e ordin de la stapanire, nu avem alta solutie decat sa ne supunem si sa aducem si noi prinosul de recunostinta conducatorului.
Traian. Ce nume. Cata istorie. Cata predestinare. Ce viitor luminat si stralucit:
si imagini din campanie.
si sa nu uitam afis:
Traian. Ce nume. Cata istorie. Cata predestinare. Ce viitor luminat si stralucit:
si imagini din campanie.
si sa nu uitam afis:
01 October 2009
sweet dreams
Cand Dulce Maria avea numai 14 ani, visa sa elimine pornografia infantila. Bineinteles, fiind numai un copil, nu avea ce sa faca, insa acum, cand a crescut si a devenit cunoscuta in toata lumea, simte ca are datoria sa isi indeplineasca visul din copilarie.
For "whoaa" press F18
Balon gasim, mai trebuie niste F-18. la kogalniceanu te impusca daca zbori pe langa baza, nu?
Dedicatie
Clickable goes political correct si anunta oficial sustinerea neconditionata cvasi-totala in perioada campaniei electorale a lui Traian Basescu, campionul Romaniei, in orice competitie s-ar inscrie, electorala sau nu.
Dedic intru consolare frumoasa piesa de mai jos celui mai proaspat invins, Mircea Geoana, omul, dar si partidul care a ramas fara timp si fara aer la guvernare.
UPDATE: Comitetul Superior de Administrare si Pastorire, intrunit de urgenta, face urmatoarele precizari.
Am luat la cunostinta punctul de vedere al colegului DJ Plan B cu privire la alinierea politica a acestui blog. Ii intelegem supararea, dar nu putem fi de acord nici cu plecarea lui dintre cei drepti si buni, nici nu putem sa ne dezicem de afilierea noastra.
Luand in considerare importanta lui DJ Plan B in Colectivul de Surfing si Uluiala, decidem sa renuntam la exprimarea " sprijinire neconditionata" si inlocuirea ei cu "cvasi-totala in perioada campaniei electorale" si ii atragem atentia colegului nostru ca a ramas in urma cu cotizatia de posturi pe ultimele 3 luni.
Dedic intru consolare frumoasa piesa de mai jos celui mai proaspat invins, Mircea Geoana, omul, dar si partidul care a ramas fara timp si fara aer la guvernare.
UPDATE: Comitetul Superior de Administrare si Pastorire, intrunit de urgenta, face urmatoarele precizari.
Am luat la cunostinta punctul de vedere al colegului DJ Plan B cu privire la alinierea politica a acestui blog. Ii intelegem supararea, dar nu putem fi de acord nici cu plecarea lui dintre cei drepti si buni, nici nu putem sa ne dezicem de afilierea noastra.
Luand in considerare importanta lui DJ Plan B in Colectivul de Surfing si Uluiala, decidem sa renuntam la exprimarea " sprijinire neconditionata" si inlocuirea ei cu "cvasi-totala in perioada campaniei electorale" si ii atragem atentia colegului nostru ca a ramas in urma cu cotizatia de posturi pe ultimele 3 luni.
Sfanta Psihotreime
„Serviciile secrete ungare, care au avut grija sa umple Ardealul de afise cu „Iisus traieste”, pregatisera o intreaga armata de Iisusi pentru un circ mistico-religios, care a fost neutralizat de noi inca dinainte de 2000”, a declarat Dan Alexe. Pe de alta parte, arma psihotronica ruseasca, un dispozitiv care radia pe o frecventa radio joasa, provocand diverse stari emotionale, caderi psihice etc., a fost folosita si in conflictul transnistrean, in 1992. Eugen Celan constata ca „atacurile gardistilor rusofoni erau precedate de o reactie de lipsa de vointa, inertie si nehotarare in randul locuitorilor si luptatorilor din teatrul de operatiuni”. Mai mult decat atat, „la terminarea atacului se instala o iritare colectiva, o isterizare in masa”, ca reactie la ceea ce numeste Eugen Celan „experiment psihotronic”
powerful propaganda
The Royal Air Force accidentally killed a young girl in Afghanistan -- by dropping a box of leaflets on her. The British Ministry of Defence is carrying out a full investigation. Meanwhile, the seemingly-antiquated practice of leaflet bombing continues. In the 21st century, it remains one of the primary tools of psychological warfare; U.S. Special Operations Command is even looking to build leaflet-carrying missiles.
[wired via boing]
[wired via boing]
there's a name for that
Americanophobia
In the mid- to late-eighteenth century, a theory emerged among some European intellectuals that the New World landmasses were inherently inferior to Europe. The so-called "degeneracy thesis" held that climatic extremes, humidity and other atmospheric conditions in America physically weakened both men and animals.
Two authors, James W. Ceaser and Philippe Roger, have interpreted this theory as "a kind of prehistory of anti-Americanism." Purported evidence for the idea included the smallness of American fauna, dogs that ceased to bark, and venomous plants; one theory put forth was that the New World had emerged from the Biblical flood later than the Old World. Native Americans were also held to be feeble, small, and without ardor.
[wiki]
In the mid- to late-eighteenth century, a theory emerged among some European intellectuals that the New World landmasses were inherently inferior to Europe. The so-called "degeneracy thesis" held that climatic extremes, humidity and other atmospheric conditions in America physically weakened both men and animals.
Two authors, James W. Ceaser and Philippe Roger, have interpreted this theory as "a kind of prehistory of anti-Americanism." Purported evidence for the idea included the smallness of American fauna, dogs that ceased to bark, and venomous plants; one theory put forth was that the New World had emerged from the Biblical flood later than the Old World. Native Americans were also held to be feeble, small, and without ardor.
[wiki]
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