16 October 2009

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar...

...The first goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a pint of lager, please." The next one says, "and I'll have half of what he's having." The bartender says, "You're all idiots," and pulls two pints.

Also, a round pizza with radius 'z' and thickness 'a' has the volume pi*z*z*a.
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