Aventurile lui Harababuranam

flacara din subtiori

flacara violet

Liz Taylor a murit din cauza ochilor violeţi. Conform healthland.time.com, lichidul din interiorul ochilor actriţei a suferit o mutaţie genetică, care a avut ca rezultate, printre altele, crearea unui rând dublu de gene.

clickable - la noi pana si muzica e bio

....to kill Jesus again, of course

Sexi-studenta macelara de la Medicina vrea permisie de la puscarie ca sa plece in vacanta de Paste!

[insert pussy joke here]

Bărbatul, care încă mai resimte dureri la umăr, spune că a ieşit din casă să-şi caute pisica pe stradă şi s-a ales cu o bătaie zdravănă pe motiv că ar fi proxenet.

ghesheft.mil

Diveroli,a 25 year old Orthodox Jew with an appetite for weed, got financing from a Mormon named Ralph Merrill, a machine-gun manufacturer from Utah who had worked for his father. Before long, Diveroli was winning Pentagon contracts.[...] Above all, Diveroli cared about the bottom line. "Efraim was a Republican because they started more wars," Packouz says. "When the United States invaded Iraq, he was thrilled. He said to me, 'Do I think George Bush did the right thing for the country by invading Iraq? No. But am I happy about it? Absofuckinglutely.' He hoped we would invade more countries because it was good for business."
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People at parties would ask us what we did for a living. The girls were models or cosmetologists. The guys were stockbrokers and lawyers. We would say we were international arms dealers. 'You know the war in Afghanistan?' we would say. 'All the bullets are coming from us.' It was heaven. It was wild. We felt like we were on top of the world."



do read. it's awesome. scary, but awesome

happy birthday, unremitting mom

We hope you'll join us in wishing our mother a happy birthday. You don't get to 82 by being soft, and our mom's a tough cookie. It must be her Rumanian blood. Or the fact that she was raised by wolves. During WWII, she was a guard at a camp for German prisoners of war outside of Gettysburg Pa. The prisoners dubbed her Black Jackie, because she was quick on the trigger. You didn't want to try to escape during her watch. After the war, she started a dead animal removal service, and sidelined in corralling bail skippers. During this period she developed quite a gambling problem, with the ponies in particular. Many was the day she dragged us to the track, and slipped us the syringe to dope the horse she wanted to win. We got quite good at it. Anyway, she's the best mom ever, despite her lengthy police record, and we sincerely hope she'll be paroled soon. As her lawyer said, You can't keep a person in jail for shooting somebody forever. And mom swears, swears, swears it was an accident.

free spirit Gigi

poi v-am zis ca recomand ca sa cititzi zilnic cateva fraze macar din Cuvantul Lui Dumnezeu prin glasul trambitzei Sale sf. Verginica, sau mama Gigi, un f mare prooroc, un al doilea Moise al vremurilor din urma... caci sunt conshtient ca fara a asculta de BOR shi de CLD dat prin Noul Ierusalim nu vom rezista shi nu vom rabda razboiul acesta al gLumei, al treilea razboi mondial shi antichristul ce vine din apus...-ul firii umane, ca sa ne pregatim in a-l intampina pe Domnul....

Asha cum acum 2000 de ani multzi au zis ca e sectant shi ca are drac cand a venit in trup, tot asha shi azi multzi vor zice ca e fenomen sau secta sau e minciuna shi astfel se vor lepada de Dumnezeu shi se vor lipsi de binele Sau cel Ceresc.... de Cuvantul Lui Dumnezeu de povatzuire shi scapare pentru timpurile acestea....

Deci in fiecare zi cititzi macar un rand de acolo shi credetzi-ma ca nu o sa va para rau... "Nimeni daca nu ar fi de la Dumnezeu nu ar putea vorbi ca omul acesta" tot asha nici un Duh daca nu ar fi Duh Sfant nu ne-ar putea vorbi asha shi povatzui astfel, caci invatzatura dupa roade o vetzi cunoashte.... iar roadele ei in noi este Adevarul Ceresc shi Viatza Veshnica Fericita impreuna cu Hristos shi totzi sfiintzii... caci plini-va Domnul tot ce mai are de plinit... cu cei ce iubesc, cred, se curatzesc shi ii raman credincioshi pana la sfarshit... :)

PS: poi cum sa ma contrazic daca sovidiu shi vsovi e cam aceiashi mancare de peshte... iar peshtele e cea mai dulce carne... asemenea cu omul ce traieshte in marea patimilor gLumei condusa de duhurile rele din vazduhuri... la pierzare shi fund de prapastie de unde nu se mai iese... dandu-ne seama prea tarziu unde ne-a zamislit invartutea cerbicei neascultarii noastre...

eu cred ca e de la Dumnezeu Noul Ierusalim, fara-ndoiala, iar sf Verginica este mai mare ca Moise! caci multzi dintre cei din urma vor fi cei dintai shi multzi dintre cei dintai vor fi cei din urma.... 1x???:(:(

eye candy

portraits made from circles

a touching moment

Shoko Ono, the 23-year-old took a $800 taxi ride from Tokyo, completed the last part of her journey to her parents' house on foot. The family dog welcomes her to a home largely undamaged by the earthquake, and a mother stunned by her arrival. There's no hugging or kissing, just gasps of surprise and shock as she stands and bows to her parents. They bow, too -- the emotion of the moment palpable, even though nobody touches anyone

chillout. over.

police radios set to ambiental music

un pic unrelated

AIM EGYPITON PLESA WRIT ENGLSH AMHED AND YOU ARE SO BAEUTFULE

crazy in the Headlines

Sexy-consilierul care a pozat nud a incercat sa dea foc Catedralei

Pentru ca muzica ajunge din difuzoare pana-n servodirectie

With hacking, music can take control of your car

(b)right side of punk

o_O

De 11 ani de cand sunt internaut am dialogat despre eros si fantasme cu multe necunoscute. Iata ce am aflat de la doua dintre ele: pe una o excita ca el sa arda ziare deasupra corpului ei gol astfel incat cenusa calda sa i cada pe piele; pe alta o excita mirosul de drum de tara pe timp de ploaie, vara (cand incepe ploaia si sufla vantul)

I rest my case

Hell could look like this

10. Ctrl+C
20. Ctrl+V
30. Go to 10

Umberto Eco.doc

‘The Mac is cheerful, friendly, conciliatory; it tells the faithful how they must proceed step by step to reach — if not the kingdom of Heaven — the moment in which their document is printed. It is catechistic: The essence of revelation is dealt with via simple formulae and sumptuous icons. Everyone has a right to salvation. DOS is Protestant, or even Calvinistic. It allows free interpretation of scripture, demands difficult personal decisions, imposes a subtle hermeneutics upon the user, and takes for granted the idea that not all can achieve salvation. To make the system work you need to interpret the program yourself: Far away from the baroque community of revelers, the user is closed within the loneliness of his own inner torment.’

best.joke.ever

Gluma mascatilor de 8 martie - Au descins cu sirenele pornite in Vama Botosani ca sa ofere flori doamnelor: "Pe vamesi i-a luat groaza cand ne-au vazut"

hell...

could look like this.
mexico city

no comment

lheenk

sexual adventures in translation land

but what you see paying for sex as something fundamentally immoral, terrible and horrible Musa avoided? Why not an exchange like any other business? why is it ok to get paid for work done with your bicep, but not for work done by pubococcigienii? Why not com every woman to decide for her body? Why you gotta tell him "You are allowed to sell your vagina"? by what right you take one source of income? why strip bars are ok, but the brothels? by what right I refuse to feel the right one thousand three redheads than once? what happening to you or your children if I do that? it appears that all girls will rush to make as prostitutes in order to be able to make their card work?

Why is that moral fabric of society? you seem to have a country of monuments of morality with immoral and derailments minimum gotta keep this sacred treasure? go fuck the world if we love more? it's ok to have mistresses? to die if they understand. prostitution that is illegal now that we have for the moral fabric that we pretend we do not, but if we had a law that would have the effect of improving the lives of women, ready, choose the dust?

When Robert, an inanimate tire, discovers his destructive telepathic powers, he soon sets his sights on a desert town; in particular, a mysterious woman becomes his obsession.

iubiti si cainii vagabonzi Vuitton

Pielea cainilor eutanasiati va fi folosita pentru genti Vuitton, asa se incalca dreptul constitutional la iubire

biofuel

Mazda recheama in SUA 52.000 de masini din cauza unui paianjen care este atras de mirosul de benzina si isi poate face cuib in mici tuburi de aerisire ce ies din rezervor

hai sa ca americanii

diferenta dintre asta



si asta



e ca primul e penibil si scary.

feed me algorithms, call me complex

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