31 January 2010

Print, nu duda

Prince Constantin Jean Lars Anthony Démétrius Karadja (November 24, 1889, The Hague – December 28, 1950, Bucharest) was a Romanian diplomat, jurist, bibliographer, bibliophile and honorific member (1946) of the Romanian Academy. He descends from a highly aristocratic family with Byzantine roots of Constantinople with rulers of Wallachia in the 18th and 19th century and has been recognized as a Righteous among the Nations

Occam's Razor cuts the zebras

Zebra is a medical slang term for an obscure and unlikely diagnosis from ordinary symptoms.

It derives from the aphorism "When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras", which was probably coined by Dr. Theodore Woodward, a former professor at the University of Maryland, Baltimore, School of Medicine.
[wiki]

This is crazy.

Achron is the first game to feature single-player and multiplayer free-form time travel. It is the world's first meta-time strategy game, a real-time strategy game where players and units can jump to and play at different times simultaneously and independently.

You can undo your mistakes, change your strategy after committing to it, preview the future, freeze time to perfectly coordinate attacks, and send entire fleets through time to when they are needed. However, all of your opponents will also be independently moving across time, attempting to rewrite history in their favor...

But wait, there is more:
The crowd-sourced budget! Achron uses the same path.

This is crazy.

30 January 2010

Word of the day

pullulate

pul·lu·late
(ply-lt)
intr.v. pul·lu·lat·ed, pul·lu·lat·ing, pul·lu·lates
1. To put forth sprouts or buds; germinate.
2. To breed rapidly or abundantly.
3. To teem; swarm: a lagoon that pullulated with tropical fish.

[Latin pullulre, pullult-, from pullulus, diminutive of pullus, young fowl; see pullet.]

the upper class of joie de hating, bisexual edition

"Ca te-am acceptat ca te-ai futut cu 50 de femei in trecut, e altceva, ca am acceptat ca m-ai inselat, e altceva, dar sa te futi cu un homosexual care a supt pula aurolacilor si care e mai mult decat posibil sa aiba SIDA, e cu totul altceva. Si imi transmiti mie bolile pe care le-ai luat de la ala, baga-ti-ai pula in ma-ta, da-i si ei
putina SIDA ca isi doreste sa moara si ea decat sa suporte o taratura jegoasa ca tine. Homosexualii au SIDA in majorotatea cazurilor, baga-ti-ai pula in creierii tai drogati.
De-aia spuneai ca nu esti 100% hetero, desi ti-au mai supt-o si altii, desi ti-a supt-o si asta de vreo 2 ori, ca tii la adrian si iti place cum ti-o suge. Pe mine nu m-ai ajutat cand am fost disperata, dar el te impresioneaza pana la lacrimi ca e "deprimat". Il pui pe primul plan, in loc sa iti vezi de relatia ta. Te impresioneaza adrian, un
homosexual, ca e "deprimat", dar cand ti-am zis eu ca sunt la pamant si disperata ca eram gravida cu tine, te-ai pisat pe mine, futu-ti mortii ma-tii. De ce pula mea nu ai ramas, ma, in parnaie pe viata, ca e raiul pt tine, ti-o sug aia acolooooo. Si te fut si in cur, de ce nu o incerci si pe asta, s-ar putea sa-ti placa. Stai dracu' inchis,
departe de societate, faci rau tuturor. Faci pe psihologul pulii. Stii ca imi spuneai la mare cand m-ai cerut de nevasta: "logodnica mea, as fi vrut sa iti fac eu rochia". Chiar vorbeam cu Alexica chestia asta si ne amuzam. Poti sa incepi sa ii iei masurile lui adrian. Pt rochie, ca la pula i-ai luat masura."

mutant erections

York is "an author, black supremacist leader, musician, and convicted child molester," Wikipedia tells us, and he built a colorful, Ancient Egyptian-themed instant city on several hundred acres of forest land in the U.S. state of Georgia. When York and his Nuwaubians moved there and began erecting pyramids and obelisks there was much curiosity about the group. However trouble started when the citizens became aware of the fact that York was an ex-Black Panther and a convicted felon and statutory rapist who was preaching the gospel that whites were mutants and were inferior to blacks.

29 January 2010

are you feeling steamy, punk?

here, have some audio awesome

and some frivolous



"mama jucatorului a declarat joi seara la Telesport ca ea a dus in Italia niste pastile de slabit, dar nu pentru fiul sau, ci pentru niste prieteni. "Adrian le-o fi luat din curiozitate", a spus Rodica Mutu, adaugand ca pe prospectul medicamentului scria ca este natural."

here, have some awesome






more @ The Big Picture

ultima, daca nu e shopata, e suprema

do watch



Edith 'Little Edie' Bouvier Beale: You can't have your cake and eat it, too in life.
Edith 'Big Edie' Bouvier Beale: Oh, yes, I did. I did, I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it and had everything I wanted.

Grey Gardens e un documentar despre 2 socialite batrane (matusa lui Jackie O si fiica ei) care traiesc izolate intr-un conac napadit de buruieni si purici din East Hampton. Mama e inspre senila, fata e nebuna, dar amandoua au momente de luciditate, iar documentarul e excelent.

How to: the news

deamn

28 January 2010

you mean like for the children???!!!

Producatorii de jucarii de la compania americana Playmate Toys vor lansa trei papusi Michael Jackson.

spank ma pigs UP

Last night indie rock band Of Montreal performed at the NYC Highland Ballroom, and Susan Sarandon, who apparently has pretty good taste in music, hopped on stage from the audience and proceeded to spank a bunch of guys in pig costumes!



via perez

Beat this, purple flame!

Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari has a black goat slaughtered at his house almost every day to ward off "evil eyes" and protect him from "black magic," a newspaper reported Wednesday.

27 January 2010

bine bine, da' cu vulcanii ce-ai avut?



CG, aka craptastic galore

My anagram is better than yours, damn right, better than yours

26 January 2010

civilization 101

O fata de 16 ani din Bangladesh, care a fost violata, a primit 101 lovituri de bici pentru ca a ramas insarcinata in urma violului. Tatal fetei a fost si el amendat si amenintat ca, daca nu va plati, familia sa va fi proscrisa.

all right

Naming

Committee on Present Danger, un comitet de lobby neoconservator

blog.ro.ll


de pe blogu' unei fete care supervietuieste in Ferentari

25 January 2010

didgeridoo induced splitting headache

A young man smacked his girlfriend's father over the head with a didgeridoo because the older man kept trying to split the couple up, an Australian court was told.

Unremmiting failure's words of wisdom and wonder

Maybe Instead of Becoming a Vegetarian which we've been wrestling with, we'll just steal a cow and bring it home and let it live with us as a member of our family. We suspect that this is what vegetarians should be doing, rustling cattle, instead of refusing to eat meat which let's face it is sitting on the supermarket shelf and won't reassemble itself back into a live cow if everybody refuses to buy it.

xx

You know who got us troubled?

Paul the real-estate novelist in Billy Joel's "Piano Man." What kind of a career is "real-estate novelist"? We'll be damned if we know. Perhaps that's what he's talking about with Davy who's still in the Navy. Davy's like, "Real-estate novelist? Have you written any books I'd have heard of?" And Paul's like, "Have you ever read Moby Duplex?"

xx

We've also been taking fondue lessons. People think fondue is a simple matter of impaling something and lowering it into a crock pot full of melted cheese. They could not be more wrong. Competitive, Olympics-level fonduing is an art form, which world-class fonduer Bob Chank described as "Akin to macrameing while skiing." We don't get the comparison ourselves, but then we're hardly at the Bob Chank level.

As for the allegations that Chank's guilty of doping, we don't believe them. Sure he's doing things with melted Gouda no man has done before. But that's genius, not steroids.

xx

Life Is So Horrible

But there's no Complaints Department. No place where you can go and say, "This life. It sucks. I want a refund." Basically you're thrust into the world without your permission and without any say in where, when and how you'll be living. You can't negotiate the conditions of your existence. You can't say, "I demand a transfer to the Italian Renaissance."

No, you're stuck and there's not one damn person you can complain to. And it's set up this way for a reason. Just think of the crowd there would be at the Complaints Department. It would be a mob scene. One guy would be like, "I have to wear one of those big shoes!" Another guy would be like, "I share a hovel with large rats!" Yet a third guy would be like, "I want to disco professionally!"

Occasionally you run into a person who is genuinely contented with the circumstances of their existence. They're rarer than naked mole rats, but they're out there. They make things worse for everybody, because they're the ones preaching about how you should be content with your lot in life. Life looks good to them, so it should look good to everybody. You could be neck deep in dirty water and all one of these people would say is, "Looks like great swimming!"

james bond nods approvingly

24 January 2010

pretty hot: 360° video

on CNN website

mp3

Balearik Soul Brothers Meet The B52's Uptown  by  Hardway Bros

In public, charisma e egala cu fericirea, dar doar de sarbatori

Cum tu te-ai dovedit public si ca super profesor de charismatologie, nu-mi ramine decat sa te rog sa impartasesti frateste kilogramele de charisma in exces si sa-mi pastrezi si mie un dram :)

Sarbatori egal fericite!
Cu drag

Maria

22 January 2010

mood of the day

s-a terminat

Dan Deacon la Rokolectiv.



[asta e gen cel mai tare post de pe clickable EVER]
UPDATE: makes me dream of this:

SENZATIONAL: un tanar evreu deturneaza un avion american!

Incidentul a avut loc in momentul in care barbatul efectua un ritual religios care implica o filactera. Filacterele sunt doua cutii mici, de obicei confectionate din piele neagra, legate cu o curea.

In momentul in care a incercat sa foloseasca obiectul religios, barbatul a fost imobilizat de ceilalti pasageri si de echipajul cursei Amsterdam - Detroit.

Tanarul evreu nu a fost arestat si avionul a aterizat fara probleme.


[daca era vorba de un tanar haitian care omora o gaina pentru un voodoo mic de dimineata nu se mai panica nimeni, zic eu]

Because CG doesn't allow you to touch your toys.



Creator of the Wild Things.

21 January 2010

this is how we build a place,



For his installation in The Curve, Boursier-Mougenot creates a walk-though aviary for a flock of zebra finches, furnished with electric guitars and other musical instruments. As the birds go about their routine activities, perching on or feeding from the various pieces of equipment, they create a captivating, live soundscape.

what is this?

a real size replica of the US Treasury Seal with The Eye of the Providence in the middle is not the correct answer, despite the obvious resemblance

scary

A cloud of metal dust released by U.S. military airplanes in the skies 100 miles west of Los Angeles caused a temporary blackout in the city and "interfered with radar at airports in southern California" when the cloud began blowing back toward land.

20 January 2010

Te-astept cu faclii 4600

say what, buddy?

the cover art is an oilpainting by G. Soller. I didnt manage to find his full name or any other information. The lake in the painting is the Königssee, the mountain in the back is the Watzmann, Germany's pride and its third highest mountain (opinions differ, tho). The Watzmann has been painted by Caspar David Friedrich, among others. As an ironic act towards romanticism, Pantha Du Prince is not showing the top of the Watzmann and is thus "unmanning the German nation"

for my club-going friends

have a blast

Must see

Burma VJ

In traditional terms, this is hardly a film at all. It's more like a bootlegged YouTube video. Much of the footage is jangled and jarring, some of it is simply black. Often the camera careens wildly and drops to show a racing image of feet scrambling along pavement as the photographer takes flight along with the crowd fleeing the advancing security forces. Some of it is shot from paper sacks and gym bags, and sometimes what we see is just the interior of those bags.

Cu toate astea, printre cele mai bune.

YT TR

Românii. Ghid de utilizare.

partea 1

favela downhill



..care piste de biciclete?

19 January 2010

cu josul in sus

si cu susul in jos

United Stats of Gaming

Videogame Statistics
Source: Online Education

swatch out

being serious, so important



scurt extras din ultimul Coen Bros.

Endian party

An explanation...


...this picture lacks

18 January 2010

KILL IT KILL IT!

ars mafiotica

Temutul interlop originar din Constanţa (n.b. Bahaian) trăia de patru luni în locuinţa din Bucureşti a pictorului Vlad Nancă.

How it's burned




in style
chchchchchchc
style

Si inginerii spatiali vor sa zboare

linky

oneliner

Weight Watchers clinic floor collapses under dieters

17 January 2010

uuuuuu, what does this button do?



from our long lost friend Gabi Rodion Ionescu:

the doc

spiriturism

Nerve yourself to face the crowds for some amazing picture opportunities. In addition fulfill your spiritual quota for the year with newly designed packages for Kumbh Mela 2010.

16 January 2010

not a rocket propelled grenade

Choice of the Dragon, un rpg text-based simpatic.

oink!

Lawyers have presented their final arguments in the trial of Alan Ellis. The prosecution slammed the ex-OiNK admin, saying that the site was set up with dishonest and profiteering intentions right from the start. The defense tore into IFPI and countered by calling Ellis an innovator with talents to be nurtured. Today the jury returned a unanimous verdict of not guilty, and Ellis walked free.

OiNK Admin Found Not Guilty, Walks Free

burkini stories

Under the rules, swimmers – including non-Muslims – are barred from entering the pool in normal swimming attire.

Instead they are told that they must comply with the "modest" code of dress required by Islamic custom, with women covered from the neck to the ankles and men, who swim separately, covered from the navel to the knees.

British swimming pools are imposing Muslim dress codes in a move described as divisive by Labour MPs.

omgay

rumpus: You’ve previously mentioned a master password, which you no longer use.

fb employee: I’m not sure when exactly it was deprecated, but we did have a master password at one point where you could type in any user’s user ID, and then the password. I’m not going to give you the exact password, but with upper and lower case, symbols, numbers, all of the above, it spelled out ‘Chuck Norris,’ more or less. It was pretty fantastic.

15 January 2010

Primavara in triaje, traficantii marunti de CD-uri au astenii la pescuit


O zi din viata lui Vasile Marinus

ADRIAN | MySpace Video

14 January 2010

ketanime

a lu' cine din indonezia?

In traditia Toraja, mortul e tratat ca un bolnav (To Makula) pana in ziua inmormantarii. I se dau mancare, bautura si medicamente, familia sta de vorba cu el si il ingrijeste de parca maine-poimaine ar fi din nou apt combatant. Fenomenul dureaza trei zile. Primele trei zile din Rambu Tuka.

story of a very long funeral here

Naming a la francaise

Grand Equipement National de Calcul Intensif (because "supercomputer" wouldn't have been equally flamboyant)

13 January 2010

on organic tactical warfare

>

the philosophy of urban warfare

The maneuver conducted by units of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) in Nablus in April 2002 was described by its commander, Brigadier General Aviv Kokhavi, as inverse geometry, the reorganization of the urban syntax by means of a series of microtactical actions. During the battle, soldiers moved within the city across hundred-meter-long “over- ground-tunnels” carved through a dense and contiguous urban fabric. Although several thousand soldiers and several hundred Palestinian guerrilla fighters were maneuvering simultaneously in the city, they were so “saturated” within its fabric that very few would have been visible from an aerial perspective at any given moment. Furthermore, soldiers
used none of the streets, roads, alleys, or courtyards that con-stitute the syntax of the city, and none of the external doors, internal stairwells, and windows that constitute the order of buildings, but rather moved horizontally through party walls, and vertically through holes blasted in ceilings and floors.

"This space that you look at, this room that you look at, is nothing but your interpretation of it. Now, you can stretch the boundaries of your interpretation, but not in an unlimited fashion, after all, it must be bound by physics, as it contains buildings and alleys. The question is, how do you interpret the alley? Do you interpret the alley as a place, like every architect and every town planner does,
to walk through, or do you interpret the alley as a place forbidden to walk through? This depends only on interpretation. We inter- preted the alley as a place forbidden to walk through, and the door as a place forbidden to pass through, and the window as a place forbidden to look through, because a weapon awaits us in the alley, and a booby trap awaits us behind the doors. This is because the enemy interprets space in a traditional, classical manner, and I do not want to obey this interpretation and fall into his traps. Not only do I not want to fall into his traps, I want to surprise him! This is the essence of war. I need to win. I need to emerge from an unexpected place. And this is what we tried to do.[...] I said to my troops, “Friends! This is not a matter of your choice! There is no other way of moving! If until now you were used to moving along roads and sidewalks, forget it! From now on we all walk through walls!”"

Brigadier General Aviv Kokhavi, commander of the Paratrooper Brigade of the Israeli Defense Forces. [In order to put this interview in context, it is important to note that Kokhavi took time off from active service, like many career officers, to earn a university degree. He originally intended to study architecture, but ultimately pursued philosophy]

cyberwarfare pe stomacu' gol

Google, Citing Cyber Attack, Threatens to Exit China.

As a result, the company said, it would no longer agree to censor its search engine in China and may exit the country altogether.

12 January 2010

Virgin Mary and Maximum Precision

Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren't Jewish, they're laid by Catholic nuns. If you're an atheist, they're laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.

10 kilograme

„Adicţia se instalează repede, pericolul de moarte e mare. Consumatorii au perioade lungi în care nu dorm, nu mănâncă. Intoxicaţi, sunt agitaţi, după ce trece efectul, sunt epuizaţi fizic şi psihic. Au aspect răvăşit, sunt palizi, slăbesc şi zece kilograme
în câteva zile. Au impresia că au gândaci pe sub piele, se scarpină, se taie, îşi fac răni”, explică Hriscu.

11 January 2010

Fram ursul bipolar

James Cameron's completely immersive spectacle "Avatar" may have been a little too real for some fans who say they have experienced depression and suicidal thoughts after seeing the film because they long to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora.
(read more)

ce se-aude cand e noapte

“Itsy bitsy by night este de departe cea mai buna coloana sonora a Bucurestiului nocturn. Este muzica bine aleasa, pe care de obicei nu o auzi la radio, ci acasa la oameni care se ocupa cu cautatul de sunete bune pe internet. Si merge perfect in masina, cand te intorci acasa si ai cam spus tot ce era de spus”

Mark it zero FAIL!



[veche, dar nu vroiam sa las titlul sa mi se iroseasca]

10 January 2010

Europe according to Hungarians




Akitarantino.

Aerial (par)annoyance.

The system ... projects images onto airport screens, such as symbols associated with a certain terrorist group or some other image only a terrorist would recognize, company CEO Ehud Givon said.

The logic is that people can't help reacting, even if only subtly, to familiar images that suddenly appear in unfamiliar places. If you strolled through an airport and saw a picture of your mother, Givon explained, you couldn't help but respond.

09 January 2010

uDollboy

bicameral vs monocameral

According to Jaynes, ancient people in the bicameral state would experience the world in a manner that has similarities to that of a modern-day schizophrenic. Rather than making conscious evaluations in novel or unexpected situations, the person would hallucinate a voice or "god" giving admonitory advice or commands, and obey these voices without question; one would not be at all conscious of one's own thought processes per se. Others have argued that this state of mind is recreated in members of cults.
[wiki]

Really Cool Britannia

going down?

As with cocaine in Coca-Cola, lithium was widely marketed as one of a number of patent medicine products popular in the late-19th and early-20th centuries, and was later to evolve into a refreshment beverage.

7 Up was created by Charles Leiper Grigg who launched his St. Louis-based company The Howdy Corporation in 1920. Grigg came up with the formula for a lemon-lime soft drink in 1929. The product, originally named "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda", was launched two weeks before the Wall Street Crash of 1929, just when it would be most needed. It contained lithium citrate, a mood-stabilizing drug. It was one of a number of patent medicine products popular in the late-19th and early-20th centuries; they made claims similar to today's health foods. Specifically it was marketed as a hangover cure.

The product's name was soon changed to 7 Up. According to Professor Gary Yu (UCSB) and researchers for the once popular "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader" the name is derived from the atomic mass of Lithium, 7, which was originally one of the key ingredients of the drink (as lithium citrate). Lithium citrate was removed from 7 Up's formula in 1950.
[wiki]

Cenaclul Flacara Violeta

Vârful pentagramei magice era în Cişmigiu

Sf Elefant Panurie Razbunatoru'

The elephants are not ordinary elephants; they appear to be on a mission.
Typically, smaller elephants enter a village first, appearing to survey the community. They then rejoin the larger herd, and larger elephant soon follow and get the job done.
The ministry partner in India stated "We think that it might have something to do with the avenging the blood of martyrs. In fact the fear of God has fallen on the local people, who have labeled these elephants "Christian elephants."

08 January 2010

In other news

The authorities set up an anti-human sacrifice task force in 2009, to try to combat the rise in the number of ritual child killings being performed by witch doctors.

The witch doctors are causing a rise in Ugandan child sacrifice

07 January 2010

separatourist

After spending a few days or weeks in the PMR, you might ask "where is the mafyia that I heard about before I came" or "where are all the weapons traffickers?"
The answer: Somewhere else, but not in Pridnestrovie!
>

06 January 2010

facebook combos

vantu dominant
will you spoon with me?
unii se innobilizeaza altii decat se inlaudeaza

icndy




si restul

05 January 2010

sudden fun

in Times Square

what did 2009 ever do for you

Grumpy people think more clearly because negative moods trigger more attentive, careful thinking.

Scientists have discovered how to scan brain activity and convert what people are seeing or remembering into crude video images.

Analysis of Greenland ice samples shows Europe froze solid in less than 12 months 12,800 years ago, partly due to a slowdown of the Gulf Stream. Once triggered, the cold persisted for 1,300 years.

One mutated gene is the reason humans have language, and chimpanzees, our closest relative, do not.

More than 350 new animal species were discovered in the eastern Himalayas, including the world's smallest deer

Babies pick up their parents' accents from the womb, and infants are born crying in their native dialect. Researchers found that French newborns cry in a rising French accent, and German babies cry with a characteristic falling inflection.

Seven new glow-in-the-dark mushroom species have been discovered, increasing the number of known luminescent fungi species from 64 to 71. The fungi, discovered in Belize, Brazil, Dominican Republic, Jamaica, Japan, Malaysia and Puerto Rico, glow constantly, emitting a bright, yellowish-green light.

The calmest place on Earth is on top of an icy plateau in Antarctica known as Ridge A, several hundred miles from the South Pole. It is so still that stars do not twinkle in the sky because there is no turbulence in the atmosphere to distort the light.

The human body emits a glow that is 1,000 times less than what our eyes can detect.

Books of the strange kind.



Here.

04 January 2010

Major Fail reporting for duty

...A condus sub influenţa alcoolului maşina de serviciu, a lovit doi pietoni şi apoi a vrut să se sinucidă cu arma din dotare. Agentul, care a încercat să-şi tragă trei gloanţe în cap, a ajuns conştient la spitalul din Craiova, iar medicii spun că va scăpa fără niciun fel de sechele.

02 January 2010

5 octave mega dubioase de la Yma Sumac

'

Extended version:
Yma Sumac Chuncho .mp3
Found at bee mp3 search engine


thx dumitru lese and RRActualitati

01 January 2010

new year is happy new year