lex etno-botanica

MC Hammer

Various neo-Nazi parties in the USA are up in arms at the news that Marvel Comics is doing a Thor movie in which some of the Norse gods are played by black actors.

chew that!

Numai Dumnezeu va distruge Sua. Suna ciudat, stiu, dar Sua e prezentata in Biblie ca ultima mare putere mondiala care exista inainte de venirea Regatului lui Dumnezeu pe pamant.

religion is not blah blah. or is it?

Venus Hill

In the ten years since the tragic death of saucy comedian Benny Hill, one question has continued to perplex his family and friends - just what did happen to Benny's porn stash?

Why drink&drive if smoke&fly

coyote pretty

Touring the city in search of indigenous cyborg fauna.

one lighthouse with icing on the top, please

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Irina Nistor FTW

pickle jar leaks

Pot sa va mai spun tot ca anecdota, a fost un moment cand ne pregateam sa intram in NATO, cand ni s-a cerut ca in tarile NATO sa desfiintam camerele din ambasade care au o instalatie de izolare speciale. Adica, daca vrei sa discuti ceva care nu trebuie sa fie auzit, te duci intr-o camera anume, unde stii ca esti izolat fonic. Ei, bine, am avut probleme sa decidem asta, pentru ca am descoperit cu acest prilej ca, de obiecei, aceste camere, erau camere in care se tineau borcanele cu muraturi ale tuturor membrilor ambasadei si ca oameni erau incomodati de faptul ca acuma, brusc, nu mai au un loc de depozit. Cum sa spun, Wikileaks in Balcani e ceva mult mai distractiv.

wrong hipster from teh 70's

well, go on, call me a sentimental, see if I care

part 2 * part 3 * part 4 * part 5 * part 6

smells like teen spirit

This report describes a group experiment undertaken by 8 women curious about the potential effects of vaginal administration of drugs

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What do you call a fly that can't fly? A walk?

It looks terrible. It's hairy. And it can't fly - this is the terrible hairy fly, or to give it its scientific name, Mormotomyia hirsuta.

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ladies and germs

de prin gradina

The state has promised generous tax incentives to a group of entrepreneurs who plan to construct a full-size replica of Noah’s ark, load it with animals and actors, and make it the centerpiece of a Bible-based tourist attraction called Ark Encounter.

“We think that God would probably have sent healthy juvenile-sized animals that weren’t fully grown yet, so there would be plenty of room”

so when's the flood?

like snakes ona plane without the plane

Together Semen Administration

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

dream theatre

One can not complain about the view. The sun sweeps across the room during the day, casting an ever-changing mashup of fjords, woods, traffic machines, cruise ships and skyline slowly rotating around the room, where inside dancers fly around you with their unreal moves, our sounds and music pumped out by fantastic speakers, completely isolated from lots of other similiar rooms surround us. And all around this room again, there is a huge, super-efficient, super-resourceful machine of culture and knowledge and assistance and YES-ness, standing by to fix anything for you to make something happen.

servicii funerare

In the Soviet era, the SVR – then part of the KGB – handled covert political assassinations abroad. These activities reportedly continue. Igor the Assassin, who is believed to have been the actual poisoner of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006 was allegedly an SVR officer. However SVR denied its involvement in the assassination of Alexander Litvinenko. An SVR spokesperson said about Litvinenko: "May God give him health".

chapeau!

Thanks to an inspired piece of Qatari altruism, an entire air-conditioned stadium would be dismantled and exported to a poor, hot country, for reconstruction

Japan

Japanese organizers say each game will be filmed by 200 high definition cameras, which will use 'freeviewpoint' technology to allow fans to see the action unfold from a player's eye view—the kind of images until now only seen in video games

US Heavy

The U.S. Navy is the largest in the world; its battle fleet tonnage is greater than that of the next 13 largest navies combined.