mi s-a oprescu mintea in loc

Sorin Oprescu, a declarat, sambata, la cel de-al cincilea congres al PRM, ca acest partid a fost "o adevarata coloana vertebrala a acestei tari" si este caracterizat de curatenie morala, verticalitate si curaj

Ad hoc faith testing.

A slab of marble in the Cathedral of St. Ambrose in Vigevano, Italy, appears to contain a cross-section of the skull of a dinosaur. "The image looks like a CT scan, and clearly shows the cranium, the nasal cavities, and numerous teeth,” Andrea Tintori, the University of Milan paleontologist who spotted the fossil near the altar, told Discovery News.

O_O

my tastes are electric

say uh, la la

In urma cu ceva timp, termitele de partid din Galați erau așteptate la Complexul Pibunni din Pădurea Gârboavele, ca să mănînce și să bea pînă la refuz, cu ocazia Târgului de Toamnă, zis și Ziua Recoltei.

De la Consiliul Județului, de la Primărie, Prefectură, Ecosal, Transurb, Apaterm, Apă Canal, Zona Liberă, Administrația Piețelor și multe alte instituții aflate, sanchi, în slujba cetățenilor au plecat vineri, înainte de prînz, zeci de mașini către Gârboavele.

Funcționarii aveau de chefuit, de halit piftele și ras carafe de vin, căci doar nu erau să se amestece printre fraierii care stăteau la coadă la cartofi în Piața Centrală, ca și cum de mîine ar dispărea cartofii de pe lumea asta.

Și mi-au mai spus niște domni bine intenționați care au fost la izmeneala de la Gârboavele că nen-tu Ionel Borcea le-a pus la dispoziție băieților înfierbîntați de alcool cîteva camere din complexul lui de la Pibunni, unde să poată și oamenii să se simte bine, să facă sex pe fugă.

Am aflat și cîteva nume de femei care au strîns cearceaful sub cur cu această ocazie, dar nu mă lasă inima să le dau numele la ziar, căci sînt femei mai mult sau mai puțin măritate și le-aș nenoroci căsnicia

there's more where that came from

Romanian Old School

cesafaca baaaaa?

help

Not Safe At Work

eco-nepotism cu plantute si apa de izvor

Ce ai lua in Arca daca ar trebui sa salvezi lumea in care traiesti?

Daciana Sarbu - europarlamentar: As lua-o pe arca pe fetita mea. Sunt ferm convinsa ca generatia copiilor nostri va fi una verde, daca ii vom invata sa pretuiasca si sa ingrijeasca natura. Apoi as lua, in niste vase mari, apa de izvor, limpede si rece. Astfel vom putea sa tinem in viata plantutele pe care le vom sadi pe Arca, pentru a le replanta apoi in lumea noastra verde.

a new heaven and a new earth

sympathy for the

Eleven people were injured when they jumped out of a second-storey window near Paris early on Saturday, thinking a naked man tending his crying baby in the night was the devil, the local prosecutor said.

"Thirteen people were in an apartment on the second floor when, around 3am, one of the occupants heard his child crying," the deputy prosecutor in Versailles, Odile Faivre, said.

"The man in question of African origin, who was completely naked, got up to feed his child, at which point the other occupants took him for the devil" said Faivre.

Dalia Lama

Liderul spiritual al budistilor tibetani, cel de-al 14-lea Dalai Lama, nu exclude sa se reincarneze intr-o femeie

Uncle Sam wants your IBAN

Hello,

I write you after proper consideration that a telephone conversation may not be the ideal medium to contact you.

I got your contact through my search on the internet for a reliable person. i am in National Guard Artillery unit here in Iraq, we discovered some funds when on routine foot patrol in Khalis Iraq at companies compound.

We can't keep these funds so we want to move the funds to you to keep it for us in your safe account.The money is legit. if you are interested get back to me for details.

fluke you, censorhip

a strannger in the alps??

i tink i to' a crocodile..i did, i did!

Animalul era ascuns intr-o geanta mare, sport, stapanul planuind sa il vanda.

Potrivit marturiei singurului supravietuitor de la bord, crocodilul a reusit sa iasa din geanta si a speriat pasagerii si echipa in momentul in care pilotul se pregatea de aterizare.

oneliner

Barbatul care si-a taiat un testicul este predicator la o biserica Penticostala din Jucu.

Arian Bold

The idea that some languages were naturally superior to others and that the use of primitive languages maintained their speakers in intellectual poverty was widespread in the early 20th century. The American linguist William Dwight Whitney for example actively strove to eradicate the native American languages arguing that their speakers were savages and would be better off abandoning their languages and learning English and adopting a civilized way of life

Fun at the office

Owned!

smells like new meme to me

o_O

Consiliul Local Techirghiol a aprobat, marti, un proiect de hotarare initiat de primar, care prevede ca administratia locala sa joace la Loto 6/49, cu speranta ca vor fi castigati banii necesari realizarii unor proiecte europene.

the swedish model thief

did this

imi place dreptatea!

ROFLGOLF

Slow speedracing.

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vorbă lungă despre sărăcia europeanului

In cadrul uneia dintre reuniunile "tipic europene", dupa cum afirma presedintele Consiliului European, Herman Van Rompuy, presedintii celor trei institutii ale U.E.(Parlamentul, Consiliul si Comisia Europene) au discutat despre lupta impotriva saraciei si a excluziunii sociale cu filosofi si membrii ai organizatiilor laice, inclusiv masoneria. ​

hightec slowsplash

truth is what you say

pai vezi tu mai miroane,sati zica tata,la inceput a fost cuvantul,pai michael asta fiind tare de cap si stiut in tot felul de grozavii,a intzeles aluzia,creierul de liber frau cuvantului,de pe akolo se misca treaba si astfel,piftoru,iti reda iluzia, caci face in asa fel sa 'se vada'prin gatul lui dumnezeu, e un fel de see trough,if u know what i mean si astfel da caracterului un indiciu de nebanuit, cu mintea clara si limpede,poti sa rostesti cuvinte ale caror rezonanta schimba total mediul in care te aflii si astfel reusesti sa traiesti ceea ce gandesti, asa ca lasa prostiile mai baiete

i'll just put this here

click x 5435

wiki

magnetic resonance images resonating joy directly in my inner brain

patty pan squash
durian

watermelon
more here
[as kindly shared by jarmando]

77 de virgine pe stil ortodox

Un preot din Olt a fugit cu 30 de călugăriţe în Grecia

eye candy level 14

art directie impecabil de geniala, cea mai buna animatie vazuta pana acum la animest. do watch!

eye candy

Voltage from Bam Studio on Vimeo.

what's this i don't even

scurta lectie de arhitectura comparata si prostie exhibata

Sa dam cartzile pe fatza. Casele Sasesti au fost construite cu ura fatza de romani sa se autodistruga .In primul rind sunt putrede la fundatzie de egrasie 80% nu au centura de izolatzie. Nu ie adevarat ca nu au cunoscut bitumul si cartonul bituminat. Nu au vrut sa le izoleze.Sasi simtzea ca intr-o zi vor pleca din Romania migrind in alte regiuni. Ei Sasi si germanii ca si alte natziuni se simt in Romania fara radacini.In al doilea punct de vedere Arhitectule -constructor- Casele germanilor sunt construite cu un rind de caramida intercalat cu piatra s-au cu rind complet de piatra unele case nu au centura metalica de rezistentza a zidurilor. Prin dilatare caramida se mentzine la acei-as grad de dilatare dar piatra se dilata diferit in functzie de mineralele din piata. De aceia Casele sasilor au ziduri grose si pline de fisuri,crapaturi in tote directzile ca si Cetazile lor ca si bisericile lor. Daca stam si analizam la rece familile lor erau vulnerabile la TBC si boli degenerative din acesta cauza. In plus grosimea zidurilor de piatra le ruina sanatatea traia tot in Camera din curte inghesuitzi sa le fie cald.Apoi camerele caselor lor sunt scunde fapt care mareste stratul de aer superior respirat si lipsit de Oxigen care produce boli respiratorii.Sa inchei cu o recomandare . Ocasa veche todeauna trebuie demolata. Iar in camera unde ai dormit Iarna sa nu mai dormi si Primavara. Ocasa cu geamurile scunde sa o demolezi pentru ca lumina ie sanatate a nerviilor . Comparativ Rominul baga lumina pe geamul inalt in casa si casa veche o demoleaza fiecare generatzie .Sa ne mai vorobim Arhitecto.

/dies

funny, NOT!

Un clovn analfabet, cunoscut sub numele de Tiririca, a fost ales duminica in Congresul brazilian.

words of wisdom

"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." (Vladimir Putin)

He should be hanged!

A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in
which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat
hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence
he claims that – well, perhaps it would be simpler just to bring you a brief
extract from the trial. We join the case at the point where Chrysler has
just taken the stand.

Counsel: What is your name?

Chrysler: Chrysler. Arnold Chrysler.

Counsel: Is that your own name?

Chrysler: Whose name do you think it is?

Counsel: I am just asking if it is your name.

Chrysler: And I have just told you it is. Why do you doubt it?

Counsel: It is not unknown for people to give a false name in court.

Chrysler: Which court?

Counsel: This court.

Chrysler: What is the name of this court?

Counsel: This is No 5 Court.

Chrysler: No, that is the number of this court. What is the name of this court?

Counsel: It is quite immaterial what the name of this court is!

Chrysler: Then perhaps it is immaterial if Chrysler is really my name.

Counsel: No, not really, you see because...

Judge: Mr Lovelace?

Counsel: Yes, m'lud?

Judge: I think Mr Chrysler is running rings round you already. I would try a new line of attack if I were you.

Counsel: Thank you, m'lud.

Chrysler: And thank you from ME, m'lud. It's nice to be appreciated.

Judge: Shut up, witness.

Chrysler: Willingly, m'lud. It is a pleasure to be told to shut up by you. For you, I would...

Judge: Shut up, witness. Carry on, Mr Lovelace.

Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler – for let us assume that that is your name – you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.

Chrysler: I am.

Counsel: Can you explain how this came about?

Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.

Counsel: Is that true?

Chrysler: No.

Counsel: Then why did you say it?

Chrysler: To attempt to throw you off balance.

Counsel: Off balance?

Chrysler: Certainly. As you know, all barristers seek to undermine the confidence of any hostile witness, or defendant. Therefore it must be equally open to the witness, or defendant, to try to shake the confidence of a hostile barrister.

Counsel: On the contrary, you are not here to indulge in cut and thrust with me. You are only here to answer my questions.

Chrysler: Was that a question?

Counsel: No.

Chrysler: Then I can't answer it.

Judge: Come on, Mr Lovelace! I think you are still being given the run-around here. You can do better than that. At least, for the sake of the English bar, I hope you can.

Counsel: Yes, m'lud. Now, Mr Chrysler, perhaps you will describe what reason you had to steal 40,000 coat hangers?

Chrysler: Is that a question?

Counsel: Yes.

Chrysler: It doesn't sound like one. It sounds like a proposition which doesn't believe in itself. You know – "Perhaps I will describe the reason I had to steal 40,000 coat hangers... Perhaps I won't... Perhaps I'll sing a little song instead..."

Judge: In fairness to Mr Lovelace, Mr Chrysler, I should remind you that barristers have an innate reluctance to frame a question as a question. Where you and I would say, "Where were you on Tuesday?", they are more likely to say, "Perhaps you could now inform the court of your precise whereabouts on the day after that Monday?". It isn't, strictly, a question, and it is not graceful English but you must pretend that it is a question and then answer it, otherwise we will be here for ever. Do you understand?

Chrysler: Yes, m'lud.

Judge: Carry on, Mr Lovelace.

Counsel: Mr Chrysler, why did you steal 40,000 hotel coat hangers, knowing as you must have that hotel coat hangers are designed to be useless outside hotel wardrobes?

Chrysler: Because I build and sell wardrobes which are specially designed to take nothing but hotel coat hangers.

Sensation in court. More of this tomorrow, I hope

fête champêtre

that figure(s)

zen in the sky with diamonds

Recently Declassified: 1945 airplane gun camera footage from Japan.

ceci n'est pas un mizilic

E luni, 10 octombrie 1938, ma cheama Geo Bogza, am treizeci de ani si am vizitat pentru prima oara în viata mea Mizilul. Viata si lumea mi se par fantastice, de neînteles.

Going international

Air Finland