30 June 2010
some one should call the Spanish Inquisition
Peste jumatate din cetatenii europeni cred ca oamenii de stiinta sunt periculosi
29 June 2010
ctrl+3 quotes
"Îndoiala e o formă de legătură între oameni la fel de rezistentă ca încrederea"
"Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real"
28 June 2010
Mda..
According to officer Duran’s official report, Mrs Vernon (86 years old) had taken an 'aggressive posture' in her hospital bed. In order to ensure 'officer safety', one of his men 'stepped on her oxygen hose until she began to suffer oxygen deprivation'. Another of the officers then shot her with a taser, but the connection wasn’t solid. A second fired his taser, 'striking her to the left of the midline of her upper chest, and applied high voltage, causing burns to her chest, extreme pain', and unconsciousness.
Politics is a bici
"I remember the famous case of Leslie Spriggs, the then-Member for St. Helens. We had a tied vote and he was brought to the House in an ambulance having suffered a severe heart attack. The two Whips went out to look in the ambulance and there was Leslie Spriggs laid there as though he was dead. I believe that John Stradling Thomas said to Joe Harper, 'How do we know that he is alive?' So he leaned forward, turned the knob on the heart machine, the green light went around, and he said, 'There, you've lost--it's 311.' That is an absolutely true story. It is the sort of nonsense that used to happen. No one believes it, but it is true."
wiki Chief Whip
[via VictorPlastic]
wiki Chief Whip
[via VictorPlastic]
27 June 2010
26 June 2010
Blossom. Crash Blossom.
Bethany Lott killed while being proposed to by a lightning strike in Knoxville.
NV senator leaves message to rape victim’s sister.
Oil spill: BP shares slide as crisis continues.
NBA star to help murder victim’s son.
Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout.
Baby steps to new life-forms.
Debate continues on cell phones while driving.
Robot helps stroke patients in Portland.
Mom convicted of killing kids found in freezer. (?!)
Texas border agent kills Mexican with marijuana.
NV senator leaves message to rape victim’s sister.
Oil spill: BP shares slide as crisis continues.
NBA star to help murder victim’s son.
Munching Swedish beaver causes blackout.
Baby steps to new life-forms.
Debate continues on cell phones while driving.
Robot helps stroke patients in Portland.
Mom convicted of killing kids found in freezer. (?!)
Texas border agent kills Mexican with marijuana.
25 June 2010
in the deathcar
Toyota's chief test driver has been killed driving a prototype of a Lexus LFA "supercar." Hiromu Naruse, 67, apparently veered out of his lane and collided with test drivers in a BMW.
24 June 2010
si ce conjuctia mea
"Sunt dispus ca sa repar aceasta problema morala prin a dona familiei respective acest cavou ca nu am nicio problema, nu mi-am dorit niciodata sa creez asemenea probleme si plus ca e pacat de Dumnezeu"
in adancul sufletului meu de copy e un pic de invidie pt o astfel de maiastra transexprimare imperios inocenta si totusi umpic umila
in adancul sufletului meu de copy e un pic de invidie pt o astfel de maiastra transexprimare imperios inocenta si totusi umpic umila
23 June 2010
22 June 2010
Dostoevskaya station
Several murals of the station illustrate the plot of “Crime and Punishment,” a complicated psychological novel where the author reflects if the murder of one person can be justified when committed for the good of many people. Passengers on the Moscow metro will see the main character, Rodion Raskolnikiv, a poor student, who is about to kill a pawnbroker with an axe.
A male character from another novel, “Demons,” is behind the corner holding a pistol to his temple.
The pictures of murals caused a storm of controversy after being published on the internet. Bloggers criticized the pictures as being gloomy and suicidal. The new station has already been dubbed the “station of suicides.”
The artist behind the murals, Ivan Nikolayev, was unrepentant. "What did you want? Scenes of dancing? Dostoevsky does not have them."
A male character from another novel, “Demons,” is behind the corner holding a pistol to his temple.
The pictures of murals caused a storm of controversy after being published on the internet. Bloggers criticized the pictures as being gloomy and suicidal. The new station has already been dubbed the “station of suicides.”
The artist behind the murals, Ivan Nikolayev, was unrepentant. "What did you want? Scenes of dancing? Dostoevsky does not have them."
say what, buddy?
The shocking parallels to the Holocaust in Toy Story 3 begin just moments after the opening playtime set piece.
vuvuzela, right where it belong. finally
Medical staff have told how a man was admitted to a Johannesburg hospital this morning with a vuvuzela protruding out of his arse.
The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked by a group of high-spirited Uruguayans who were out celebrating their team's 3-0 victory.
bonus: A nurse treating the injured man told us:
"I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to help people in severe distress, and to save lives, I'd have shoved the fucking thing up his arse myself!"
The local man, who had been blowing his 'horn' at the South Africa v. Uruguay game, had, apparently, been attacked by a group of high-spirited Uruguayans who were out celebrating their team's 3-0 victory.
bonus: A nurse treating the injured man told us:
"I don't like vuvuzelas. If it weren't for the fact that my job is a nurse, and that I am here to help people in severe distress, and to save lives, I'd have shoved the fucking thing up his arse myself!"
21 June 2010
un bob de poveste
"Mancarea mea preferata de vara e ghiveciul, sau in lipsa, mancarea de cartofi. Uleioase cat de cat, si cu paine calda (+ o cola). Nu mananc niciun fel de mezel pentru ca gasesc zgarciuri. Mi-ar placea si mie sa mananc oua cu carnati, ca toata lumea, dar gasesc zgarci de fiecare data si trebuie sa ma tai undeva pe corp, ca sa simt durere si sa ma gandesc in alta parte, sa uit senzatia de greata. Daca gasesc zgarci sau par in mancare nu mai mananc toata ziua.
Taica-miu cu frate-miu sunt cu fasolea in schimb. Vara e fasole. Au povesti despre fasole, despre alte dati cand au mancat fasole. Frate-miu da startul deobicei, il pune sa povesteasca, si tata ii povesteste de o mancare de fasole de acum 30 de ani (in timp ce o prepara pe asta). Ii povesteste cum era afara, ca ploua, ca ii era frig si s-a dus el la o baba in vizita, si i-a facut baba aia fasole, si i-a pus si otet si i-a placut mult, plm de fasolea din armata, etc. Se felicita reciproc dupa ce a terminat de fiert. Intri in bucatarie si ii vezi transpirati mancand ca porcii. Frate-miu canta cand mananca, de fericire. Daca te dai foarte aproape de el poti sa auzi cum face "hmm hmm hm hmmm"...canta. Ceapa, sare, branza de doua feluri, castraveti murati. Fac pauze de discutie, mai povestesc( tot despre fasole). Termina de mancat si ne apucam sa jucam splinter cell la ps2; raman singur la joystick... la o ora dupa ce au mancat sunt in bucatarie mancand din oala direct. Sunt bolnavi."
(meganic de pe CG)
Taica-miu cu frate-miu sunt cu fasolea in schimb. Vara e fasole. Au povesti despre fasole, despre alte dati cand au mancat fasole. Frate-miu da startul deobicei, il pune sa povesteasca, si tata ii povesteste de o mancare de fasole de acum 30 de ani (in timp ce o prepara pe asta). Ii povesteste cum era afara, ca ploua, ca ii era frig si s-a dus el la o baba in vizita, si i-a facut baba aia fasole, si i-a pus si otet si i-a placut mult, plm de fasolea din armata, etc. Se felicita reciproc dupa ce a terminat de fiert. Intri in bucatarie si ii vezi transpirati mancand ca porcii. Frate-miu canta cand mananca, de fericire. Daca te dai foarte aproape de el poti sa auzi cum face "hmm hmm hm hmmm"...canta. Ceapa, sare, branza de doua feluri, castraveti murati. Fac pauze de discutie, mai povestesc( tot despre fasole). Termina de mancat si ne apucam sa jucam splinter cell la ps2; raman singur la joystick... la o ora dupa ce au mancat sunt in bucatarie mancand din oala direct. Sunt bolnavi."
(meganic de pe CG)
20 June 2010
cardioptrie
Frumusetea este… cand te uiti in ochii unei femei si vezi frumusetea in inima ei.....
ai ochii superbi...
ai ochii superbi...
18 June 2010
17 June 2010
exprimare 'oață
Leonardo DiCaprio este un hoţ superior care intră în minţile oamenilor în timp ce aceştia visează, furându-le cele mai intime secrete.
fake supporters made in china
..ceea ce parea un grup de fani nord-coreeni entuziasmati de a putea fi prezenti la Mondialul din Africa de Sud s-a dovedit a fi un grup de actori chinezi platiti sa faca spectacol in tribune..
16 June 2010
15 June 2010
14 June 2010
ay, caramba!
A government media tour to promote tourism in southwestern Mexico went awry when machete-wielding Indians briefly kidnapped 13 reporters on the trip, officials said Sunday.
PS: Fifteen people trying to film a beer commercial were also abducted.
PS: Fifteen people trying to film a beer commercial were also abducted.
Raluca Turcan FTW
Saptamana trecuta, in timpul dezbaterilor la modificarea legii de functionare a TVR, in Comisia de Cultura a Senatului, cu participarea presedintelui comisiei similare de la Camera, Raluca Turcan - venita sa isi sustina propunerile de modificare a legii TVR -, dar si a presedintelui TVR, Alexandru Sassu, s-a petrecut un incident de-a dreptul socant, de ris, daca nu ar fi, mai degraba, de plins. (Trebuie spus ca, intrucit sedinta in cauza s-a tinut, in mod neobisnuit, cu usile inchise, informatia ne-a parvenit cu intirziere, ceea ce nu o face mai putin importanta). Mai precis, in cadrul dezbaterilor, Raluca Turcan si-a stupefiat colegii intrebind, pe un ton iritat, pentru ce a fost nevoie ca TVR sa infiinteze un post la Hunedoara: “De ce domnilor, imi puteti explica si mie de ce are nevoie Romania de un post TV Hunedoara, chiar asa am ajuns?”link
12 June 2010
consumul de informatii necorespunzatoare poate dauna grav sanatatii
Masacrul din 1989 este un subiect tabu in China, iar Departamentul pentru alimentatie si igiena mediului din Hong Kong a sters memorialul considerandu-l drept inadecvat.
10 June 2010
Presa romaneasca niciodata easte.
"Social-democraţii au prezentat un tabel cu moţiunele de cenzură din ultimul deceniu pentru a demonstra că niciodată acestea."
09 June 2010
filmul meu si mintea mea caci pentru ca ea nu mai era
In plangerea sa, detinutul noteaza ca "sa amestecat filmul cu reclama în mintea mea, incit nam inteles nimic din film pentru caci mau pacalit ca da film".
Holy days sau patriarhia_pelerinaje.
By coming to Romania you will encounter unique landscapes endowed with misterious beautifulness, the hospitality and joy of its people as well as specific rituals and monuments belonging to orthodoxy. In order to make you an accurate ideea about what a hollyday in Romania could mean, we present you below, in detail, our offer for the country of Oltenia, Moldavia. ROMANIA IS WORTH VISITING !
Restu' distracției aici.
Restu' distracției aici.
07 June 2010
Ma scuzati, n-am vazut semaforul
Aproape 70 de nevazatori din judetul Dambovita detin permise de conducere.
06 June 2010
Noua Zoordine Mondiala
"A ‘teacher’ told my child in class that dolphins were mammals and not fish!” a third guy complains. “And the same thing about whales! We need TRADITIONAL VALUES in all areas of education. If it swims in the water, it is a FISH. Period! End of Story.”
04 June 2010
read my bits
here's some TLTRs for the weekend (handpicked from my Instapaper archive)
Letters From an Arsonist
Thomas Sweatt torched Washington for decades. He killed more people than we thought.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
In the late 1950s, three men who identified as the Son of God were forced to live together in a mental hospital. What happened?
What Did Jesus Do?
Reading and unreading the Gospels.
The Itch
Its mysterious power may be a clue to a new theory about brains and bodies.
To Be or Not to Be?
More people die of suicide in King County than from traffic accidents or murder, but no one likes to talk about it. A few words about the history, meaning, and practice of suicide, from third-century Christian death cults to the Aurora Bridge.
Breeding for God
In Europe, the fertility advantage of the religious over non-believers has historically been counterbalanced by the march of secularisation. Not any more. Secularisation in Europe is now in decline, and Islam continues to grow. Europe will start to adopt a more American model of modernity
Roulette Russian
The teen-ager behind Chatroulette.
Stealing Mona Lisa
The shocking theft of the Mona Lisa, in August 1911, appeared to have been solved 28 months later, when the painting was recovered. In an excerpt from their new book, the authors suggest that the audacious heist concealed a perfect—and far more lucrative—crime.
Ten things we don't understand about humans
We belong to a remarkably quirky species. Despite our best efforts, some of our strangest foibles still defy explanation.
Ahmadinejad's Demons
During the Iran-Iraq War, the Ayatollah Khomeini imported 500,000 small plastic keys from Taiwan. The trinkets were meant to be inspirational. After Iraq invaded in September 1980, it had quickly become clear that Iran’s forces were no match for Saddam Hussein’s professional, well-armed military. To compensate for their disadvantage, Khomeini sent Iranian children, some as young as twelve years old, to the front lines. There, they marched in formation across minefields toward the enemy, clearing a path with their bodies. Before every mission, one of the Taiwanese keys would be hung around each child’s neck. It was supposed to open the gates to paradise for them.
(more will come)
Letters From an Arsonist
Thomas Sweatt torched Washington for decades. He killed more people than we thought.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus
In the late 1950s, three men who identified as the Son of God were forced to live together in a mental hospital. What happened?
What Did Jesus Do?
Reading and unreading the Gospels.
The Itch
Its mysterious power may be a clue to a new theory about brains and bodies.
To Be or Not to Be?
More people die of suicide in King County than from traffic accidents or murder, but no one likes to talk about it. A few words about the history, meaning, and practice of suicide, from third-century Christian death cults to the Aurora Bridge.
Breeding for God
In Europe, the fertility advantage of the religious over non-believers has historically been counterbalanced by the march of secularisation. Not any more. Secularisation in Europe is now in decline, and Islam continues to grow. Europe will start to adopt a more American model of modernity
Roulette Russian
The teen-ager behind Chatroulette.
Stealing Mona Lisa
The shocking theft of the Mona Lisa, in August 1911, appeared to have been solved 28 months later, when the painting was recovered. In an excerpt from their new book, the authors suggest that the audacious heist concealed a perfect—and far more lucrative—crime.
Ten things we don't understand about humans
We belong to a remarkably quirky species. Despite our best efforts, some of our strangest foibles still defy explanation.
Ahmadinejad's Demons
During the Iran-Iraq War, the Ayatollah Khomeini imported 500,000 small plastic keys from Taiwan. The trinkets were meant to be inspirational. After Iraq invaded in September 1980, it had quickly become clear that Iran’s forces were no match for Saddam Hussein’s professional, well-armed military. To compensate for their disadvantage, Khomeini sent Iranian children, some as young as twelve years old, to the front lines. There, they marched in formation across minefields toward the enemy, clearing a path with their bodies. Before every mission, one of the Taiwanese keys would be hung around each child’s neck. It was supposed to open the gates to paradise for them.
(more will come)
03 June 2010
too sexy for this suit
"In a regressive response more sutiable for reality television than a white-shoe corporation in the 21st century, plaintiff was advised that these other comparator females may wear what they like, as their general unattractiveness rendered moot their sartorial choices, unlike plaintiff, whose shapeliness could not be heightened by beautifully tailored clothing."
She was also told that "as a result of her tall stature, coupled with her curvaceous figure, she should not wear classic high heeled business shoes, as this purportedly drew attention to her body in a manner that was upsetting to her easily distracted male managers."
She was also told that "as a result of her tall stature, coupled with her curvaceous figure, she should not wear classic high heeled business shoes, as this purportedly drew attention to her body in a manner that was upsetting to her easily distracted male managers."
01 June 2010
consumul excesiv de sare poate dauna difuzarii
Desi au fost atentionati ca substanta alba de pe masa nu ar fi drog, ci sare, care se consuma cu tequila, membrii CNA si-au mentinut decizia de interzicere a clipului.
vox po-pula inspiratie
„Bun, ajungem acolo şi ce strigăm?“
„Păi, huo şi ce mai auzi pe la lumea din jur.“
„Păi, huo şi ce mai auzi pe la lumea din jur.“
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