make a wish. a really good one

"All we would need are the naked women and the opiates, and the bed naturally, and a mirrored ceiling and some scented body oils and a set of really expensive Egyptian silk sheets and a butler to bring us fruits and wine and generally be at our beck and call, and a mansion and a car that goes 200 mph and a groovy orgy sauna that seats 75 comfortably, and Don Henley and Glenn Frey as best friends who show up regularly with cocaine so pure a single line turns you into a shimmering artesian genius with glowing toenails, and a deep knowledge of esoteric eastern religions so that we could one day sit beneath the bo tree in our backyard and become merry with enlightenment like the Buddha, and say so long to all of our desires, before roaring down Topanga Canyon on our chopped Harley announcing the good news to all and sundry, who would look at the blurry Buddha zooming by and say, "Man, there goes one bad motherfucker."