30 June 2009
I, for one, welcome out new sewer overlords
Mais non, quel domage...
The French Government faces punishment for failing to look after its hamsters.
The European Commission has brought a case in the European Court for allowing the great hamster of Alsace, the only wild hamster in Western Europe, to decline to the point of extinction.
29 June 2009
Stoned wallabies make crop circles
Cu dreptul la replica.
I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven't been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What's this world coming to!
28 June 2009
din seria 2012
The Doomsday argument does not say that humanity cannot or will not exist indefinitely. It does not put any upper limit on the number of humans that will ever exist, nor provide a date for when humanity will become extinct
An abbreviated form of the argument does make these claims, by confusing probability with certainty. However, the actual DA's conclusion is: there is a 95% chance of extinction within 9120 years.
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The Olduvai theory states that industrial civilisation (as defined by per capita energy consumption) will have a lifetime of less than or equal to 100 years (1930-2030). The theory provides a quantitative basis of the transient-pulse theory of modern civilization.
27 June 2009
haiku (mihaelalaincendiu)
si Biserica Armeneasca era fisurata de sus si pâna jos. Mai multe randuri de fisuri.
Apoi s-au facut lucrari evidente de consolidare,.
Adica le putea remarca oricine.
Cosmetizarea a venit ulterior, ca doar nu era sa lase la vedere plombele de beton armat injectate in faliile produse de bataiala
de la santierul
turnului.
Daca iti rupi vreodata piciorul iti recomand sa te ducu la un ortoped, nu la cosmeticiana.
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Pe de alta parte,
tot ca amator ce ma gasesc ,
as zice ca turnul incendiat a fost lucrat cu multa
cheltuiala in structura de rezistenta.
Nefiind implicata Mihaela Radulescu,
televiziunile nu au marcat de pilda momentul in care in fundatie s+au montat niste scuturi imense de otel, de cel putin 25 m inaltime...o chestie foarte spectaculoasa...am banuit de atunci ca acolo ar putea fi tezaurul unei banci.
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E cam aiurea ca se pune in discutie rezistenta,
iar nu modul de prevenire a incendiilor.
carefully copypasted in order to preserve teh looks of teh comment
26 June 2009
Is that a nuclear warhead in your backpack?
25 June 2009
Church of England - the usual cake or death.
“I don’t see any other time that we can stop and remember fathers, and this is a gesture saying ‘Here’s something that will bless you.’ Jesus created a lot more wine at a point in the party when some thought that there had already been enough drinking. He was all in favour of partying," the bishop said.
24 June 2009
Decebal uber alles
with all due respect, stirea asta nu ar fi putut fi imaginata de niciun brucan. although, mi-aduc aminte de bancul ala cu mercedesul care luase la stanga un Lastun inainte sa se intreaca cu un BMW sau ceva de genula asta....
the outer limits
[more about something else - A library of the world’s most unusual compounds - via BoingBoing]
23 June 2009
Dumnezeu este, logic!
the aslan gang
Solutii nichelate pentru probleme in interactiunea animal-bicicleta
Biciuscele existente in comert nu au fost adoptate de catre biciclisti din cauza lungimei lor cari le facea incomode, iar cele mai mici desi erau comode nefiind insa lungi nu serviau scopului. "Biciusca Bode" inlatura cu totul aceste inconveniente ca fiind scurta, 25 c. m. din nikel lucios adaptandu-se astfel elegant bicicletei iar printr-o simpla apasare pe un bunton se deschide in cateva bucati si din interiorul ei sare afara o cravasa de piele de bou devenind toate la un loc instantaneu fixa. In timpul functiunei lungimea totala ajunge la 60 c. m. cantaraind 60 grame. Spaima cainilor! O singura mangaiere dulce pe spinare si ia pofta de a mai da goana dupa biciclist. Cu o singura mana si cu o singura apasare biciusca se strange la loc si cu o singura miscare se adapteaza iarasi bicicletei.
22 June 2009
trip trop psihotrop
neda

cum e frate sa impusti o fata a carui nume inseamna voce sau chemare?!
cum e si soarta asta nemiloasa cu saracu' regim.
Simona Consensual Asimptotic - o scurta deviatie in monden cu o fosta olimpica la matematica
Simona: Cum reuşesc să rămân în picioare după atâtea piedici şi răutăţi ale oamenilor?
Tabu: Şi cum reuşeşti?
Simona: Sub lumina reflectoarelor, nu mulţi cunosc valoarea lui PI. Şi mai puţini ştiu teorema lui Pitagora. Reuşesc prin credinţa în Dumnezeu. Pupici!
20 June 2009
Ghostbusters 3 - an alternative script, with NYNEX, the telephonic monster
A man is sitting nearby, outside a deli. He's got a bagel and a coffee and he's reading the New York Times.
The phone starts to ring. He looks at it. It rings and rings.
He gets up, finally, and approaches the phone – and he answers it.
It's his dad.
But he thought his dad was dead.
Ghostbusters III.
The city's telecommunications system is not some mere collection of copper wires and fiber optics, the film will suggest; it's actually the subtle anatomy of a barely understood supernatural being, an angel of rare metals embedded in the streets of Manhattan.
Somewhere between AT&T and H.P. Lovecraft, by way of electromagnetized Egyptian mythology.
These metals, Harold Ramis will explain, pushing up his eyeglasses, also correspond to materials used in pre-Christian burial rituals throughout Mesopotamia. Copper coffins. Traces of selenium found in embalming tools. He refers to Tiamat, dragon of multiple heads, and he draws mind-bending parallels between Middle Eastern mythology and the origins of NYNEX."
read it all, merita din plin
synopsis
19 June 2009
matrimonialalele, aceasta mini literatura erotica
ECONOMIST banca, 60/180/90, divortat, casa, doresc intelectuala 50 ani, plinuta, pentru prietenie/casatorie.
INGINER, 47/172/80, prezentabil, cu situatie, doresc o doamna draguta, cu suflet, 38-42 ani, pentru o relatie serioasa de prietenie/casatorie.
INGINER doresc cunostinta pentru casatorie.
AVIZ doar pentru fetele, doamnele cu forme (fund si coapse dezv.), pune-ti o dorinta si ti se va indeplini, eu baiat simpatic, placut, inginer, CV simtul umorului, exclus prostitutia si materialismul, rog sms de prezentare, detalii.
MEDIC, 188, necasatorit, antialcoolic, doresc prietenie intima doamna casatorita- necasatorita, 37 - 50 ani.
OM de afaceri cunoscut doresc o relatie foarte discreta cu o tanara superba.
copypasted fromhere
coming soon: the english approach, stay tuned
The weekly TLTR
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (1)
De la Scavinski la Odobescu
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (2)
Macedonski si "literatura stupefiantelor"
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (3)
De la Emil Botta la Ion Barbu
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (4)
Ion Barbu - ciuperca halucinogena
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (5)
Prima jumatate a secolului XX
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (6)
Avangardistii
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (7)
Experimentele doctorilor
Scriitorii romani si narcoticele (8)
Contemporanii
"Clasicul bea lapte, apa de izvor, vin de Falern, ori mananca miere de Ibla si fructe. Romanticul consuma gin, opiu, ori bea apa din Lete, fiindca el are nevoie de excitante, ori de analgezice ca sa suporte sau sa uite infernul vietii"
18 June 2009
17 June 2009
lol?
Generozitate nemasurata
please hold the line
e genul de solicitare care iti umple inima de bucurie si ca proprietar de site si ca "proprietar" al unui astfel de aparat diplomatic. nu de alta, dar rar se intampla sa primesti o confirmare oficiala ca site-ul tau este sustinator al democratiei mondiale. chapeau!
16 June 2009
round-up
WAR ON DRUGS VS. LEGALIZE
pe 5 mart a aparut articolul asta din The Economist
pe 5 mai, Arnold declara ca
iar in numarul din iunie al Foreign Policy apare articolul asta
unde se pomeneste despre acest foarte interesant raport
mie mi se pare ca discutia e din ce in ce mai putin rastafariana si din ce in ce mai serioasa. hmm
o fi de la singularitatea asta care cica vine in 2031 si ne face, naibii, supraoameni pe toti.
uninvited guest starring

A teenage girl is suing a tattoo artist for £8,500 after she allegedly asked him for three stars on her face - but ended up with 56.
She claimed the Romanian tattooist who performed the artwork misunderstood her French and English.
15 June 2009
the ballad of the foreclosed mansions
Fire fighters, however, cannot legally enter a property unless they see smoke or have obtained the owner's permission. But in an era of bank ownership and rampant foreclosure, even finding the owners can take weeks.
The result is that "neighbors have to listen to the alarm until the battery dies, which can take days."
First we were surrounded by ruins, and then those ruins began to sing.
[BLDGBLOG]
Decebal zambeste
Herodot ce?
..asta fiind ghicitoarea de luni. Primu raspuns corec primeste ca premiiu niste almanahe vechi de nam ce sa ma mai fac cu ele deci.
Rescue The Shelter Boys
[Dilema Veche]
13 June 2009
Here's today's news poetry
Avri Herling, a cookbook and children’s-book author, wrote the business update:
Everything’s okay. Everything’s like usual. Yesterday trading ended. Everything’s okay. The economists went to their homes, the laundry is drying on the lines, dinners are waiting in place… Dow Jones traded steadily and closed with 8,761 points, Nasdaq added 0.9% to a level of 1,860 points…. The guy from the shakshuka [an Israeli egg-and-tomato dish] shop raised his prices again…
Ha’aretz Gets Creative
I can see the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
[more]
Graal Ibogaine
[...]
Ibogaine is now used by treatment clinics in 12 countries on six continents to treat addictions to heroin, alcohol, powder cocaine, crack cocaine, and methamphetamine, as well as to facilitate psychological introspection and spiritual exploration.
[wiki]
12 June 2009
Final destination IRL
11 June 2009
Sext(h)ing
[more]
It's a bird, it's a plane... oh, it's Mars!
[...]
In what the authors describe as their most interesting simulation—one where Mercury's axis was decreased by 468 mm (18.4 in)— Mars and Earth had a close encounter, passing within 794 km of one another.
[more]
Stuff people are made of
50 scientifically proven ways constitute 50 chapters of the book, longest of which take 7 pages. The authors take the position that persuasion is a science, not art, hence with the right approach anybody can become the master in the skill of persuasion.
So, what are the 50 ways?
(via kottke)
10 June 2009
Great Success
That morning he saw a game between the then Chobyong Football Team of the DPRK and a football team of a European country held in a province. He had no sooner watched the game than he headed for Pyongyang to call at the then April 25 Football Team.
The April 25 Football Team was to play against another foreign soccer team at the then Moranbong Stadium in the afternoon.
He elaborated to the coaches on the principle that should be adhered to by the players in the match and on issues regarding the footballers.
The host team won an overwhelming victory over the guest team in the match.
In the evening he visited the football team again. He inquired whether there were any injured players and appreciated their wonderful match.
Then he said that full 10 marks could be given to the match in total points.
[THIS IS NO HOAXIE, IT'S AN ORIGINAL PIECE OF NEWS FROM THE LAND OF NORTH KOREA. a se remarca lipsa de detalii, precum si frumosul nume de echipa, FC 25 Aprilie]
din lac in laguna, varianta artistica cu casa simpla

The 2009 Venice Biennale opened this week with an unexpected and quite beautiful piece of performance art. Artist Mike Bouchet had built a one-to-one scale replica of a typical American surburban home that he planned to install on floating pontoons in the Venice Arsenale basin. He called the project Watershed.
David Birnbaum, the Biennale's curator, told camera crews filming the installation that he thought the project "sounded a bit megalomaniac," but the sight of the oversized house, clad in beige vinyl, flimsily bobbing up and down against a backdrop of palazzi and piazzi as it was towed through Venice's canals, was breathtaking. It was an architectural icon of the American Dream revealed in all its formulaic absurdity.
Amazingly, then, one of the pontoons capsized, and the entire house sank to the bottom of the canal—an unintentional yet utterly perfect coda to the house's own built-in commentary. Now, a fake generic American suburban home will add its ruins to the underwater archaeology of Venice.
[citite cu maxima incantare la BLDGBLOG]
din lac in put, varianta geopolitica cu chinezi complicati
romanie, aceasta nigerie carpato-danubiano-pontica
Buna ziua,
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09 June 2009
cum ar fi..
Fake Nigerian Scam
Lost Vegas [watch or die]
During the boom years, no place in America boomed more than Las Vegas. But when the economy collapsed, Vegas fell hard. Laura Ling tours the wreckage of Sin City, from unemployed strippers and half-built, abandoned casino projects, to hospitals turning away cancer patients and ambulances, to one of the few remaining boom industries--evicting people.
08 June 2009
Ghici cine.
a tale of a psychonaut
Many years later, [Oliver] Sacks revealed that he was, in fact, Stephen D.
Oliver Sacks - The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
buna seara, olteeeeeeeeeeeni
"domnul mititelu", acest intr-adevar mare domn din bania Craiovei care adica are el bani multi deci daia e domn mare desi mic la statura si nume, iata primiti un prinos de recunostinta de prisos de la acest mare micartist Cristi Minuslescu, care de cand i-a luat doctorii ficatul din martie se pare ca i-au luat cel putin un pic si din minti.
trimiteti pe adresa redactiei minim 3 jocuri de gleza de cuvinte care nu v-au driblat din acest text din mai sus si castigati cel putin sansa de a castiga meta-ceva unic!
07 June 2009
Adevereatii teroristii
moar lulz here
06 June 2009
05 June 2009
signs

Bollywood star Amitabh Bachchan (center), son Abhishek Bachchan (right), Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (2nd from left) and Jaya Bachchan display their ink-stained fingers after casting votes at a polling center in Mumbai April 30, 2009.
[Big Picture]
guru poeziei
toţi atomii adormiţi au ţipat la unison
toată citoplasma a vibrat
gîndul meu s-a întîlnit cu al tău guru-guru
ca guguştiucii de ghips de raftul unei mătuşi model
şi iată-ne planînd fără teamă cu sentimentele în cont
printre nori cumulonimbus din jeleu compensat
tu şi eu siamezi perfecţi uniţi pentru totdeauna cu pelicanol
minunîndu-ne de eficienţa zborului cu patru aripi
04 June 2009
R.I.P. Bill :(

Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series “Kung Fu” who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok. A news report said he was found hanged in his hotel room and was believed to have committed suicide.
[more]
The Victorians are back!

Atlas Obscura, the compendium of this age's wonders, curiosities and esoterica.
Featuring Tesla coils, an Air Force base, a child-eating monument, Malaysian fireflies, beer swimming pools etc.
Ok, dar frumosul il iubeste pe Piedone?
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(un comentariu la articolul asta)
03 June 2009
hi q, low iq
Naming
(departamentul de cercetare medicala avansata al Universitatii din Kyoto)
02 June 2009
01 June 2009
Mogadishu, Şomcuta Mare
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