31 January 2009

Imagining the 10 dimensions

global google meltdown, EVERYBODY PANIC!!

traim momente unice, o eroare masiva de la Google, on a scale never seen before. orice search genereaza numai pagini care pot face rau calculatorului si pe care google nu ne lasa sa le vizitam.

UPDATE: Anglia confirma eroarea.
UPDATE2: Belgia confirma eroarea
UPDATE2.5: Miron confirma eroarea
UPDATE3: slashdot confirma eroarea, moment numai bun sa inceapa caterinca.
UPDATE4: gata, back to normal

Strangelove:
bai, deci merge google-ul la mine
immortal ping:
gata, s-a terminat
u missed it
Strangelove:
heh
o sa existe comentarii pe net
the aftermath
immortal ping:
da, dar o sa fie mereu cei care au fost acolo
si cei care au citit despre asta

The Appreciators


Prin prezentul post, Team Clickable atesta The Arrogants ca fiind una din cele mai bune productii originale din .ro. Glume impecabile, ilustrare impecabila, slogan impecabil. Kudos baieti si tineti sus munca buna.

Japan

wanted


deci IPJ Brasov il cauta pe zorro cu caciula de blana.

Schimbarea Ghidarea la fata

Monitorizarea prin satelit pe baza identificarii faciale reprezinta o amenintare la propria viata, daca luam in consideratie ghidarea rachetelor antipersoana prin satelit. O eventuala lovitura de stat omoara orice persoana cu ajutorul rachetelor ghidate dupa recunoastere faciala. Tehnic acest lucru este deja posibil. Deci cip-ul biometric poate servi si la terorism, ucideri si crima organizata.


cand apare periculozitatea masurabila dispar intelesul, dar si gramatica

"Dispar sporul pentru limbi straine si sporul de antena, raman sporul de vechime si cel de noapte"
"Sporul de antena va fi acordat numai acolo unde exista periculozitate, pe baza de masuratori."

30 January 2009

Eye candy

London from above, a photoset on The Big Picture

ma che corrupzione?

Hi there,

I'm an Italian citizen living in Milan, in a building that was built by Immobiliare EdilNord, which is owned by the Prime Minister. I work part-time for the Pagine Utili, owned by the Prime Minister, but I might soon be contracted by Blockbuster, the famous chain owned by the Prime Minister. I've always been a fan of Milan, the soccer club of the Prime Minister. I go to work in a car which I first saw in an ad in Panorama, a weekly magazine owned by the Prime Minister, and which I bought secondhand from an employee of the Banca Mediolanum, a bank amongst whose biggest shareholders we find the Prime Minister. The insurance for the car is also owned by the Prime Minister, and when I'm driving I often listen to some radio stations... owned by the Prime Minister. When I leave my house I first accompany my neighbor, who works at the Finbanc Inversiones (owned by the Prime Minister) before I pick up some newspapers and magazines (also owned by the Prime Minister). Sometimes there's traffic on the way to work, and so to tell my colleagues I'll be late I use a cellphone of the Compagnia Telefonica Mobile, which sees the Prime Minister as one of its shareholders.

Some afternoons I go shopping in the supermarkets built by one of the Prime Minister's construction and development companies, where I buy products produced, published, and sponsored by the Prime Minister. In the evening I nearly always watch the television, nowadays completely in the hands of the Prime Minister, on which the movies (often produced by the Prime Minister) are continuously interrupted by commercials made by the Prime Minister's own publicity agency. Thus, through satellite, I try to get out of Italy to see if anything good is being transmitted elsewhere, but then it happens that I find TV networks functioning under Mediaset – which is owned by the Prime Minister. Distrustful and tired, I do some surfing on the internet via the Jumpy Provider, of NewMedia Investment, another property of the Prime Minister, and there I find lots of declarations of the Prime Minister, nearly all against his political opponents. Sundays I like to stay at home and just read books – which come from publishing companies owned by the Prime Minister.

Panta rei, everything proceeds – but for a while now I've heard a lot of whispering about the conflicts of interest in relation to our Prime Minister, so I ask myself: why? Is there something anomalous? This isn't how it's supposed to be?

My sincere greetings,
An Italian Citizen

29 January 2009

New tools are coming

Already up on the site is Glasnost, built by the Max Planck Institute for Software Systems in Germany, which can test whether BitTorrent is being blocked by a user's ISP. Coming soon are DiffProbe (to "determine whether an ISP is giving some traffic a lower priority than other traffic") and NANO (to "determine whether an ISP is degrading the performance of a certain subset of users, applications, or destinations").
The M-Lab.

28 January 2009

Elena Udrea zice ca...

Bucurestiul are potential balnear.

Yet another funny youtube video...

...about female drivers. Please ignore the music.


(thanks, freshgoodminimal)

We all have faces

Apple recently showed off their new iPhoto's facial recognition feature, but said it only can recognize human faces, not animals. MacLife tested it out and proved Apple wrong: iPhoto can tell kitties apart.
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God sends hate mail

Sir David Attenborough has revealed that he receives hate mail from viewers for failing to credit God in his documentaries.

Telling the magazine that he was asked why he did not give "credit" to God, Attenborough added: "They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in east Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball. The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator."
(via kottke)

Microsoft instant classics. Today: Songsmith

Microsoft Songsmith generates musical accompaniment to match a singer’s voice. Just choose a musical style, sing into your PC’s microphone, and Songsmith will create backing music for you. Then share your songs with your friends and family, post your songs online, or create your own music videos.

Supposed to do this:



Ended up pretty funny:







Get yours now!

27 January 2009

iDontSpy

After purchasing an used iPod, a New Zealand resident found that it wasn't much use for rocking out. Instead of playing MP3s, the gadget contained 60 pages of data on US military personnel, mission briefings, and equipment deployment.
[more]

"The more I look at it, the more I see and the less I think I should be [seeing]," Mr Ogle told ABC.

uite cum distruge criza cele mai frumoase vise


Dorobanti Tower, Render © Zaha Hadid Architects

*engine sounds*

MP3

Re: mario theme

Muie cu cacat, CITIBANK


Even though the bank's stock is as cheap as a gallon of gas and it's burning through a $45 billion taxpayer-funded rescue, the airhead execs pushed through the purchase of a new Dassault Falcon 7X.

'RESCUED' CITI BUYING $50M JET

clarificare: titlul e cu dat, nu cu luat

26 January 2009

KO la D4

25 January 2009

village people

1. elisa afona satului says:
ei bine . . . toata stima pt aceasta domnisoara - pt vocea ei mai ales . super tare .
flo crek la un karaoke te lacheste ;) again - super tare !

2. flo says:
nu ma lacheste afoano ca eu sunt destept

mindcandy sau cum ar trebui sa fie scrise blogurile

To steal from Tolstoy, all functional countries resemble each other, but every fucked up country is fucked up in its own way. Pakistan has a substantial population of medieval warlords locked in a struggle to return the country to the glories of the 14th century, only with nukes. Afghanistan has never really wanted to enter the 20th century and the Taliban will ensure it never will. Qat-addled Yemen operates according to its own ancient principles. Turkmenistan is a cartoon. Zimbabwe blows them all out of the water.


[Carpetblog e unul din cele mai bune bloguri ever, scris impecabil de o expata americanca despre istanbul, kiev, baku, jeddah, etc. ]

Iosif Stalin Sava.

Cred că las politica pentru lingăii de rând şi mă apuc de critică muzicală… Uite ce bucurie am avut în dimineaţa asta - Rasboinikov… Cred că devin un Iosif Sava al Blogosferei. Mă întorc la dragostea mea dintâi, Cultura Mare şi Bună, pentru Noi, cei Mari şi Buni. Prea m-am amestecat cu prostimea, a fost greşeala mea, recunosc! Am făcut-o, totuşi, cu nobile intenţii, mânat de gândul de a ilumina massele…

The Obama chicks

eyeing Bush

24 January 2009

pretty, useless

more pics of misplaced optimism

Phriday Photo (slightly delayed)




Prinde capra, scoate'i ochii.

In Nigeria un grup de oameni au prins o capra si au dus-o la sectia de politie unde aceasta a fost retinuta fiind suspectata de jaf armat.
Oamenii legii sustin ca "bestia" este de fapt un barbat care, cu ajutorul magiei negre, s-a transformat in capra pentru a scapa de politisti dupa ce a incercat sa fure o masina. "Oamenii au declarat ca au vazut doi hoti incercand sa fure o masina. I-au urmarit, dar unul dintre ei a reusit sa scape si celalalt s-a transformat in capra", a declarat pentru Reuters purtatorul de cuvant al politiei, Tunde Mohammed, citat de Reuters.

23 January 2009

America: brainwash imminent

1000 words, coming up!


seen first at BlameIt

seems like simsincity

Micro, soft cuts.

REDMOND, Wash. - Microsoft said Thursday it is cutting 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months -- more than 5 percent of its work force -- a sign of how badly even the biggest and richest companies are being stung by the recession.

woopsie.

22 January 2009

meanwhile, back in France

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.

Craiova

"Am crezut ca a inceput sa ploua, dar cand m-am uitat pe haine era ceva de culoare maron, care mirosea a WC. Am crezut ca este vorba de excremente de la ciori, dar erau fecale care veneau de sus", a declarat Ion Stamate, un craiovean. [ne informeaza Mirabela Bubatu in CanCan]

beardyman

acest leonardo da vinci al beatbox-ului universal.

Ce ma entuziasmeaza pe mine la el, nu e nici tehnica, nici originalitatea (desi nu duce lipsa de nici unele) Nu, ce-mi place cel mai mult e constructia live. Faptul ca structura apare aproape fara efort. Are ceva de zeu in el. Un demiurg modern care face muzica sa existe doar prin cuvant. Fiat melos, cum ar veni. Si cat de potrivita pare, in context, denumirea instrumentului folosit cu precadere: Kaos Pad.

Filmul e via groove.ro.

Naming

Executive Order of Ethic Commitments - prima masura luata de Obama dupa instalarea la Casa Alba, stabileste niste norme de conduita pt guvernantii americani.

similar, in .ro, primele decrete emise de Presedentie dupa alegerile din 2004, adica in momentul unei schimbari care se vroia majore, sunt vreo 10 acordari de medalii si ridicari in grad. now that's super

21 January 2009

ctrl+c ctrl+v

"inspirat" de acest post, iata primul autopromo de blog din romania, si deci, si cel mai bun. probabil, nu sigur.

zici? nu, pe bune, chiar asta zici?

20 ianuarie 2009 marcheaza INCEPUTUL SFIRSITULUI.
Prin aceasta "INAUGURATION Day",the TRAP was SET !
CAPCANA a fost INSTALATA !
O foarte SAVANTA punere in scena,care dureaza de circa un an (de la lansarea "Mesiei" MASONICE bi-rasiale,ALB si NEGRU,culorile MASONERIEI ce l-a INVENTAT BIOLOGIC si l-a PROMOVAT),si-a atins APOGEUL,acum.
RITUALURI OCULTE complexe,care cuprind ambele componente ale Imperiului GLOBALIST,SIONISTA (MASONICA) si NATIONALIST-PAGINA (NAZISTA,FASCISTA
etc),au fost etalate,pe parcursul lui 2008,pentru a-l instala,
azi,pe "ALESUL" celei mai CRIMINALE OCULTE din Istoria
OMENIRII : OCULTA GLOBALISTA.
Cele mai NEGRE COSMARE,de CONTROL TOTALITAR al
intregii LUMI,si-au dat mina,pentru a "NASTE",din "HAOSUL" RITUAL al Marii Crize 1929-33,un alt proclamat
"Mesia" (Hitler),un SACRIFICATOR generator de SACRIFICII (Razboiul Mondial),din care s-a "NASCUT"
Imperiul GLOBALIST,care i-a REUNIT pe SACRIFICATORII
din UMBRA,noii STAPINI ai LUMII post-belice (repet: atit
MASONI/SIONISTI cit si NAZISTO-FASCISTI,intr-o "FRATIE"
incredibila pt neinitiati !).
In septembrie 2008,OCULTA GLOBALISTA a regizat a
DOUA "Mare Criza",HAOSUL RITUAL din care s-a "nascut"
MAIMUTA "Mesianica" ce s-ar voi "The GLOBAL President"("Newsweek") sau "Der WELT President"("Der Spiegel"),TRIUMFUL FINAL si TOTAL al CRIMINALILOR LUMII,TRADATORII singurei RASE CREATOARE a LUMII,ALBII Europizi,pe care ii vor DISPARUTI,in AMESTECUL RASIAL cu MAIMUTELE lumii.
Numai ca evenimentele de ieri si de azi,pomenirea "parinitlor fondatori" MASONICI ai SUA,vizita la "Lincoln Memorial" (MASACRATORUL ALBILOR,in Civil War),
parcurgerea drumului facut de acesta,cu trenul,la instalarea din 1860 (Philadelphia-Washington),juramintul
pe Biblia aceluias CRIMINAL MASONIC ANTI-ALBI,mentionarea obsesiva a lui JFKennedy ("Lincolnul" secolului 20) sunt un RITUAL de INTOARCERE
la ORIGINILE CRIMINALE si TRADATOARE ale OCULTEI,
pt a fi ELIMINATA !
Am asistat,azi,la PARASTASUL RITUAL al OCULTEI GLOBALISTE.
Urmeaza EXECUTIA !

eye hear candy

19 January 2009

This Is A



holy fuck what's that?!!

17 January 2009

unparalled serial criming spree

Russia registered over 500 serial murders in the past three years,” the top cop revealed in an interview published on the Prosecutor General's Investigation Committee website. “Investigators solved 132 murders in 11 serial killer cases in 2007-2008," he added

16 January 2009

somehow super

superuseless superpowers
(via kottke)

Like...fuck

House Season 3 Valley Girl Takes



15 January 2009

Bierut thrives as Gaza burns

Next month Zach Condon's Beirut has two EPs coming out. March of the Zapotec and Holland will be packaged together, but each draws on distinct musical influences. March of the Zapotec was recorded in Oaxaca, Mexico, and features contributions from the 19-piece Jimenez Band, while Holland has a synth-pop bent and appears under Condon's Realpeople alias. The video for "La Llorona" (the word always makes me think of this) by animator Owen Cook features a dog wondering through a pastel watercolor landscape that features a large band, a walled city, and a graveyard. (Stereogum)

Space cat in zero gravity


Czech Sculpture No Laughing Matter in Brussels

The Czech Republic wanted to add an artistic accent to its six-month stint as holder of the rotating European Union presidency, which began on Jan. 1. But the sculpture in Brussels has not been universally well received. It depicts national stereotypes across the 27-member bloc. And some countries find the piece insulting.

Bulgaria is particularly upset by the sculpture. The country is shown as a Turkish toilet, perhaps recalling that Bulgaria spent centuries under the Turkish yoke. Bulgaria has demanded to be removed from the sculpture.

czech it out

30 ways to die of electrocution - a flickr set



30 illustrations from the book Elektroschutz in 132 Bildern. These diagrams outline causes of electrical accidents.

no kinder for nazis [followup]

Without giving a reason, New Jersey police said 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler, were taken from their home and put into state custody. The family drew attention last month when a bakery refused to put Adolf's name on a cake.

crazi!

12 January 2009

tripity trip trip



[enjoyed 1st@BlameItOnTheVoices]

11 January 2009

and now you can kiss everybody goodbye

A waiter at a Jewish wedding who is considering converting to Islam interrupted the celebration's final prayers with recorded Arabic chants of "God is great," sparking fear among the 700 guests of a terrorist attack, Nassau County police said Friday in announcing his arrest.

10 January 2009

ce nebunii isi ma doresc nebunii din blogosfera.ro

Cei carora nu le este indiferenta soarta poporului roman si a neamului omenesc stiu ca vremurile sunt foarte tulburi, ca perioada actuala de crize si framantari, sunt menite sa indrepte lumea spre totalitarismul cel mai intunecat, spre o Noua Ordine Mondiala, in care natiunile vor disparea, in care statele vor fi spulberate, in care libertatile vor fi abolite, in care controlul si supravegherea vor fi totale, in care credinta in Dumnezeu va fi inlocuita cu credinta in mesia innegurat. In aceste conditii, pentru a nu disparea ca neam si tara, pentru a putea pastra vie in amintirea si constiinta noastra memoria si prezenta Dumnezeului celui Adevarat, pentru a nu deveni sclavii robotizati ai celor care urmaresc disolutia oricaror valori umane, trebuie sa incepem sa lucram lucrul cel drept, trebuie sa ne implicam pentru a nu-i lasa pe altii sa decida in locul nostru, trebuie sa ne adunam si sa ramanem uniti, trebuie sa actionam cu totii in aceeasi directie.
Frate Dan Puric, te rugam sa accepti sa fi candidatul Partidului National Crestin pentru functia suprema in stat! Partidul National Crestin nu exista deocamdata decat ca initiativa si proiect al unor internauti crestini, dar cu ajutorul lui Dumnezeu vom depasi barierele spatiului virtual pentru a face din el o alternativa viabila la masa partidelor politice actuale, spre Slava lui Dumnezeu, si spre cinstea poporului roman drept-maritor.

made in china

problema cu adevărat serioasă este că mare parte din lucrurile “sfinţite” vândute la noi pe tarabe pe la sărbători sau hramuri (gen lănţişoare, iconiţe sclipicioase etc.) sunt chinezeşti şi ajung la noi prin Constanţa, şi apoi prin centre gen Flora sau Europa. nu trebuie să mă crezi, mergi şi verifică. piaţa noastră de obiecte religioase e literalmente inundată de ele.

tara arde si baba lesina

Parca e bataie de joc! Cine o lasa pe batranica asta la conferintele mele? Tara arde si eu dau primul-ajutor. Sa nu mai vina la conferinte, altminteri mut conferinta de presa la Spitalul de Urgenta.

06 January 2009

Almost fatal beauty

05 January 2009

thor to the rescue

A man attempting to burglarize an Edinburgh, Scotland home fled when faced with Thor. The home belongs to Torvald Alexander, 38, who had returned from a New Year's party dressed as the Norse god of thunder and surprised the thief

04 January 2009

Naming

Mothers International Lactation Campaign: "a group that fights for mothers' rights to breastfeed in public, among other things."

de ce nu Mothers International Lactation Fight? sau Mothers International Lactation Free?
MILC? n-au gasit nimic cu k?

02 January 2009

comment t'appele toi?

Didn't fully understand it in any way shape or form, which is why I loved it, something that makes you think, rather than mainstream blow shit up cop movies etc etc. I believe it is meant to be open to interpretation though, which makes it even more special. Maybe it didn't help my comprehension that i watched it on acid on saturday night, but it definitely made it very enjoyable,it rocked.
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i never understood this movie i thought it was great but just didnt understand it
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I watched it on Sky premiere last week,watched the first 40 minutes then decided I had to start again on the +1 channel as was totally lost, I missed the first cpl minutes originally, only stumbled on it whilst flicking. I loved it, never heard of it before that night, but within 5 minutes knew it was a perfect acidy film. Watching it from the beginning didn't really help me comprehend it though if i'm honest :)
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I didnt understand this film at all for me it was a total head fuck lol. but for some reason i found this scene touching maybe it was the music, also i love sarah mg, and the song teen horniness is AWSUM lol and i love the quote "were a bi sexual nation in denial" so i am therefore a fan of this movie.... but still dont have a clue wats happnin 3rd time i watched lol!

01 January 2009

wait, what?


dupa celebrul post cu Paris Hilton si o carte, clickable are placerea de a va prezenta o poza cu Paris Hilton si un Bentley asortat care l-ar face pe Jeremy Clarkson sa ramana flabbergasted pt mult timp