23 September 2009

The Legend of the Penis Mushroom

There is a mythical shroom that is unlike any other shroom. For, you see, this mushroom looks like a penis—not just a little bit like a penis, as many mushrooms do, but exactly like a penis. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? And although mushrooms usually spring forth from the earth as if from the toes of the gods, the penis mushroom is about as natural as a cocker spaniel. In other words, it’s totally man-made and if it were ever placed in the wild it would die instantly.

So what is this magic little cock-looking guy all about? Where did it come from? Who made it? I recently sought to answer these questions and was met with a dizzying world of magic, lies, and unsolved murder. And I was tripping balls the whole time, too.

3 comments:

✖ sldx ✖ said...

Incredibil de bine scris. gg

la noi se scriu d'astea cu Soluţie marinărească a Comisiei Prezidenţiale: Droguri şi curve.

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Immortal Ping said...

da, am deschis si eu cacatdianul.ro, am vazut titlul si am inchis. ma jur, a fost ultima oara cand am intrat. futulemortii, nu o sa mai primeasca niciun mic pocnet de la mine.


on topic, eu ii banuiesc pe astia de la vice de un pic de fictionalizare.

✖ sldx ✖ said...

clar. dar prefer fictionalizarile de genul asta vs versiunea ro, evident.

m-a umplut de spume, ca multe alte "articole" tot de la cotidianul, care trec de la fantezie penalo-hilara la pericol de instigare a prostilor, which is grav.

ce ma crispeaza este ca n-am nici o indoiala ca ziaristii inteleg foarte bine despre ce e vorba, de ce se legalizeaza, etc, dar totusi o dau asa pt o bere.