Church of England - the usual cake or death.

Concerned with the lack of men attending services, the Church of England is now offering new incentives: free beer, bacon rolls and chocolate bars!

“I don’t see any other time that we can stop and remember fathers, and this is a gesture saying ‘Here’s something that will bless you.’ Jesus created a lot more wine at a point in the party when some thought that there had already been enough drinking. He was all in favour of partying," the bishop said.