What we've been feeling all this time is that...

...advertising is like porn.

because
1. Only the people who create it are delusional enough to call it art.

2. They both have weird self-congratulatory award shows.

3. It’s hard to transition out of.

4. The Internet took it to a whole new level.

5. You fast-forward through the boring stuff.

6. The same concepts are endlessly recycled.

7. It creates careers for art-school dropouts.

8. Working in the industry will affect your family life at some point.

9. If it’s good, it transcends language.

10. You shouldn’t stay in the same position for too long.
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