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31 December 2006
Look! There flies a giant banana!
César Saëz unveiled his plans and prototypes for the Geostationary Banana Over Texas. This project will result in the biggest blimp ever made: a 300-metre inflatable banana that will float over Texas in June 2007.
29 December 2006
28 December 2006
22 December 2006
21 December 2006
20 December 2006
Handy
Now, for the first time, an experienced pracatitioner explains in detail how to fist with the greatest possible safety and pleasure. Extensively illustrated, this long-awaited guide has been approved by three fisting-positive physicians. A must-have "handbook" for the sexually explorative!
19 December 2006
17 December 2006
Bash.
check the Bash quotes. fuh-nee
15 December 2006
14 December 2006
Barefoot Gondry + Rubik cube = fun!
(yes, it's played in reverse, so no, don't actually try this instead of working.)
13 December 2006
Re: Help
Dear Mr. Psalm,
In reply to your help request, let me start by stating my most sincere empathy for your situation, as I'm experiencing the same kind of feelings. I suspect the Holiday Season might be blamed, but then again your simptoma leads me to believe you suffer of a severe form of Commodita Lenescensis, a bitter and incurable psychological condition that renders a lot of young people useless for brief, medium or long periods of time. As I said, there are no cures for this and the only advice I can give you at this time is to transfer all your money to my account, thus being forced to work to get some money. Of course, after your health improves I'll return the money back, minus a decent fee.
Sincerely yours,
MD Ping, General Habarnatician
In reply to your help request, let me start by stating my most sincere empathy for your situation, as I'm experiencing the same kind of feelings. I suspect the Holiday Season might be blamed, but then again your simptoma leads me to believe you suffer of a severe form of Commodita Lenescensis, a bitter and incurable psychological condition that renders a lot of young people useless for brief, medium or long periods of time. As I said, there are no cures for this and the only advice I can give you at this time is to transfer all your money to my account, thus being forced to work to get some money. Of course, after your health improves I'll return the money back, minus a decent fee.
Sincerely yours,
MD Ping, General Habarnatician
Earth
Swiss engineers halted an experiment to extract geothermal heat from deep below ground after it set off a small earthquake in the nearby city of Basel [Reuters]
12 December 2006
HELP PLEASE
I am in desperate need of advice.
Lately, i am having a really hard time motivating myself to work (read: i just fuck around all day, instead of doing work that's due really really soon)and this is leading me down a vertiginous path to getting busted.
Anyone with couple minutes and precious advice to spare, please, lend a helping hand to a lazy, yet willing to change, desperate boy. You know how to get in touch.
Thank you.
Yours truly,
the psalmplasma fella.
11 December 2006
10 December 2006
SkyGuard giant laser OMG!
...boy, those Martians are gonna be so pissed when they try to make first contact.
08 December 2006
Logs
[U2 uniting the people into one loud single voice]
Dro: At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence; "Well, stop clapping your hands then!
Taji: hahahahahahahahaha
LOOOL
exceleeeent
muie bonooo!
Noma:
Ludi: exceleeeent
Dro: At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence; "Well, stop clapping your hands then!
Taji: hahahahahahahahaha
LOOOL
exceleeeent
muie bonooo!
Noma:
Ludi: exceleeeent
Me me me
mini mix de filme trase cu 6680-ul, windows movie maker, El lcd - Snö pĺ Hissingen (CBL carbonat mix) si un pic de feedback de la psalmaplasma.com
07 December 2006
06 December 2006
OTV
Dl.diacunesu. Parintile de vina in primul rind. La familie de muslomane nu lasa fetele sa umla cu vagabonzi. Exista deciplina si respect. Ahmed ali
Buna seara Dan Moldoveanu, Alex Mihailescu te saluta! N-a fost frumos sa dispari fara nicio explicatie! Poate vom mai lua legatura...Alex.
Daca pe contabil l-au gasit dezbracat cum l-au identificat si cine,?
De ce minti oana ca nu il sti pe cel incercuit cu rosu . Este cel cu tricou in dungi domul dan.
Mi ar place foarte mult sa intru in direct dar nu reusesc sa scriu nr de tel din mai multe motive tine o tot asa alexandra
Am o poveste destul de trista deci este foarte greu caci ma coplesec toate esecurile vieti dar am doi copii si trebuie sa lupt chiar daca sunt singura pritre straini.
DUPÀ ATÎTEA SPETE,CARE NU APAR ÎN MANUALE,MAI SÎNT DESTUI NAIVI CEHRÀNESC PROSTIA FLORIDÀ,FUNAMBULESCUL, GROSOLÀNIA. DANTE-RESITA
Buna seara Dan Moldoveanu, Alex Mihailescu te saluta! N-a fost frumos sa dispari fara nicio explicatie! Poate vom mai lua legatura...Alex.
Daca pe contabil l-au gasit dezbracat cum l-au identificat si cine,?
De ce minti oana ca nu il sti pe cel incercuit cu rosu . Este cel cu tricou in dungi domul dan.
Mi ar place foarte mult sa intru in direct dar nu reusesc sa scriu nr de tel din mai multe motive tine o tot asa alexandra
Am o poveste destul de trista deci este foarte greu caci ma coplesec toate esecurile vieti dar am doi copii si trebuie sa lupt chiar daca sunt singura pritre straini.
DUPÀ ATÎTEA SPETE,CARE NU APAR ÎN MANUALE,MAI SÎNT DESTUI NAIVI CEHRÀNESC PROSTIA FLORIDÀ,FUNAMBULESCUL, GROSOLÀNIA. DANTE-RESITA
Bunny
"Easter Sacrifice" is the study of the Easter Bunny and it's glory, undermineded by upsetChicks and the Peace Dove. Witness the tragedy as the power is sacrificed.
Wii
Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.Wii Safety Manual
05 December 2006
Zombie chicknz.
PETALUMA (AP) - In this rich agricultural region of Northern California, ranchers have been turning chickens too old to lay eggs into compost at a rate of a half-million hens a year.
But some chickens not properly euthanized have been seen crawling out of the compost piles, earning them the name ``zombie chickens'' -- and hatching a debate over what else might be done with them and other ``spent hens.''
courtesy Mercury News
But some chickens not properly euthanized have been seen crawling out of the compost piles, earning them the name ``zombie chickens'' -- and hatching a debate over what else might be done with them and other ``spent hens.''
courtesy Mercury News
Jet Threads of the Red Sun
The Flaming Lips - Somewhere in Europe - Handed out laser pointers to the entire audience and had them shoot them at a certain point during the concert. The outcome is nothing short of amazing.
Ghosts
A police-led initiative of spraying water on state highways to release the trapped spirits of those killed in motor crashes has been declared a success.
Yesterday a special police convoy carrying Maori elders sprayed 10,000 litres of Waikato River water on SH1 and SH2 in a bid to free the spirits of crash victims.
[via Fark]
04 December 2006
Bear with me, my brother
Bryndis Snaebjornsdottir and Mark Wilson tracked down every taxidermied polar bear in a UK collection
03 December 2006
02 December 2006
01 December 2006
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