Dear Mr. Psalm,
In reply to your help request, let me start by stating my most sincere empathy for your situation, as I'm experiencing the same kind of feelings. I suspect the Holiday Season might be blamed, but then again your simptoma leads me to believe you suffer of a severe form of Commodita Lenescensis, a bitter and incurable psychological condition that renders a lot of young people useless for brief, medium or long periods of time. As I said, there are no cures for this and the only advice I can give you at this time is to transfer all your money to my account, thus being forced to work to get some money. Of course, after your health improves I'll return the money back, minus a decent fee.
Sincerely yours,
MD Ping, General Habarnatician
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