30 November 2006

Smash my Wii.

Yes, more Wii douchery.

Did Wii break your TV?

Picture this. You're lining up the perfect shot in Wii Bowling, remote in hand. You set up the shot, swing the remote with all the strength you can muster, and... follow through a little more than you intended.

follow through

USA

Predators and tyrannical governments prey on the defenseless. No family w/in the Republic of the United States should be without owning 15-20 of these semi-auto rifles, with at least five of them being AR-10(T) rifles.

29 November 2006

Hinode says hi.

After its launch on 22 September 2006, the Hinode spacecraft is working successfully. We are presenting movies of dynamic phenomena of the Sun demonstrating high performance of three telescopes on Hinode.

Check the nice movies and pictures of the sun in full action.

Volume



Volume responds spectacularly to human movement, creating a series of audio-visual experiences. Step inside and see your actions at play with the energy fields throughout the space, triggering a brilliant display of light and sound.

courtesy Playstationseason

Mda

A GIANT owl with a 6ft wingspan is terrorising Lotto rapist Iorworth Hoare’s neighbourhood.
The European Eagle owl, which can kill dogs and small deer, has settled in Darras Hall in Ponteland, Northumberland.
Police believe the rare bird — which has a deep hoot — was illegally released from captivity.
Hoare, 54, won £7m1illion while in jail and moved to the posh suburb after being released.

[via Fark]

Pantyfree, hairless Britney

spearsean nekkidness + p hilton + hot car

28 November 2006

Voldo's new moves

Britney has *that* effect on him, it seems.



"Actual game play in the fighting game "Soul Calibur" allow for equally freaky Voldos to dance with each other with choreographed moves and multiple costumes. No programming was done."

27 November 2006

Who?

Bjorgolfur Thor Bjorgolfsson

Age: 39

Worth: $2.2 billion

Occupation: Iceland's lone billionaire.

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Modular Liquid Floor Tiles

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Elektronik Supersonik

I is more strong than Dark Vader...

26 November 2006

Falling fellas.

You know, Irak.

Oh no, you don't.

25 November 2006

No Comment

We've all had that experience as a child when we fell asleep in church, were scoled by the priest and then...

Father Tucker the Child Fucker
episode one, Truly He Has Risen

24 November 2006

Music

Hangman alive is an -oriented quintet made up of two psychokrugher elements.
These two paladins of unnecessary violence produce a very strange kind of music, mixing female screams with beats and death hymns with caramel tumors.

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A room full of 50,000 floating, coloured balls

23 November 2006

Client quotes

#251- "Concept 1 is approved. Although why don't you show me something that incorporates concept 1 with concept 3 and uses the headline from concept 2? Make the logo bigger like in concept 2 and the copy larger from concept 3. You guys did a great job, you are right on target with concept 1."
(Client, Brand Manager)

by AdVerbatims

KKKramer

Real "OMG" stuff.

Japan



Funny

Japan's answer to Michel Gondry



via neverhappened

Photo

www.nirt.ru

Fun

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Bullet Dodging 6 years old autistic girl ... well... dodges bullets.

22 November 2006

Pinch. The Return

USA

This year's Euphemism Award goes to the U.S. Department of Agriculture: You're not hungry, you just have "very low food security" [via Fark.com]

Eye candy




Wiki: Tokamak
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21 November 2006

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Oh noes, you have a reason...

And the reason is TOXOPLASMOSIS (everybody panic!)

....this 1996 paper which showed than men who were infected were more likely to disregard rules, were less trusting and tolerant, and more jealous, reserved, critical, detached, and guilt prone. Infected women, on the other hand, were more "warmhearted," outgoing, easygoing, trusting, accepting, tolerant, astute, worldly, and polished. In other words, the effects on men and women were in entirely opposite directions. Even more disturbing was the 2003 paper reporting research using military personell that showed infected men to be more impulsive, extravagant, and disorderly (they looked more ragged), along with having lower IQs, lower education levels, and lower levels of novelty seeking....

[via Mixing Memory]

No *real* reason to post this







20 November 2006

Metal

Eye candy

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Weather

In our exclusive interview of an Area 51 electrical engineer, a remarkable 'weather generator' war between the U.S. and Russia is revealed. Russia's 2005 hurricane attack on the U.S., and the U.S. retaliatory cold wave attack of this past winter on Russia, both represent the first large scale successes in a secret weather war that the public is being led to believe is simply 'global warming'

Mda

MP3

iTunes Signature Maker (iTSM) analyzes your music collection and creates a short audio signature to represent who you are and what you listen to. After it checks your system configuration and asks you a few simple questions, iTSM will spend a few minutes analyzing your collection and generating the audio signature.

http://www.jasonfreeman.net/

17 November 2006

Feng Shui

In order to apply Feng Shui successfully, you should not just focus on enhancing or finding your Feng Shui Wealth Sector. Instead, it is more important to identify the various existing Feng Shui Leak's which are often the major cause for any problems you face (health, wealth etc). At Geomancy.Net, we always stress the importance of identifying the Feng Shui Leak's in your Home and then fixing it. Once all your Feng Shui Leak's are removed, you will immediately enjoy a significant luck improvement. Only After that, should focus on enhancing your Feng Shui Wealth Luck.

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1001 dreams

16 November 2006

Funny

MS Paint Porn

15 November 2006

Japan

Evidence That There Is Something Very Wrong With The Japanese

14 November 2006

No!




The widows of two combat veterans sued the government Monday for not allowing Wiccan symbols on their husbands' military headstones.
The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs allows military families to choose any of 38 authorized headstone images. The list includes commonly recognized symbols for Christianity, Buddhism, Islam and Judaism, as well as those for smaller religions such as Sufism Reoriented, Eckiankar and the Japanese faith Seicho-No-Ie.
The Wiccan pentacle, a five-pointed star surrounded by a circle, is not on the list, an omission that the widows say is unconstitutional.[via CNN]

13 November 2006

Overheard

"...stii cum e, eu sunt intinata pentru toti punkerii, niciun punker din Romania nu o sa se mai atinga de mine..."

Mr Voice

12 November 2006

Best windows videoplayer ever

GOM Player.

10 November 2006

USA

..."tomorrow you all will wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in stem research lab, run by homosexual doctors who sterilized their instruments over burning American flags, where tax exempt Democrats take your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for national public radio and teach Evolution to illegal immigrants! Oh, and everybody's high!!" via Colbertondemand.com

Science

09 November 2006

Family Guy

08 November 2006

America

WASHINGTON, DC—According to a report released Tuesday by the U.S. Census Bureau, only 32 percent of Americans are still not famous. (via The Onion)

06 November 2006

kitty collision

BAM! Samsung BAM!




Samsung has developed a sentry robot with machine guns on it that will kill on sight. Geez guys, the MP3 player business wasn't working well enough for you?

pay-for-play charts

Wii

duzzu: vrea taica-miu wii, s-a terminat
dutza: oh fuck
dutza: acum chiar ca nu mai pune nimeni mana pe vreo carte

Panica panica!!

drosdros: ma bucur ca s-a bucurat oana sambata
drosdros: de necrezut, though
ludimi: a, da, a fost super incantata
ludimi: a zis ca de acum inainte mergem in fiecare sambata in club.
ludimi: sunt ingrijorat
ludimi: i-am explicat ca muzica asta a fost un noroc
ludimi: de obicei nu e asa de buna

02 November 2006

Sport

High school girl soccer player arrested for punching opponent in the face, knocking out three teeth and fracturing her jaw during postgame handshakes