meet the artist

Swoon + Cat Solen from Levi's Film Workshop on Vimeo.

via mymodernmet

si ce gust avea laptele supt de la san?

The U.S. Dept of State is proposing a new Biographical Questionnaire for passport applicants: proposed new Form DS-5513 asks for all addresses since birth; lifetime employment history, personal details of siblings; mother's addresses prior to your birth; any "religious ceremony" around time of birth, circumstances of birth including names (as well as addresses/phone numbers) of persons present, & more. Failure to answer can mean denial of passport, & govt reserves right to use this info for 'routine uses.'"

some street art is so much better than other street arts

Naming

Comisarul-şef Robinson Ruja, profesor la Şcoala de Agenţi de Poliţie “Septimiu Mureşan” a fost, timp de doi ani, în misiune internaţională în Congo,

sinsual music to make love to

for a while there last year i was part of a christian satanist group and we used to chant this song inside out until we orgasmed backwards, and then one day this woman orgasmed backwards so hard that she impregnated herself and her child was born with 999 imbedded into its foreskin.

Mda..

Omul preistoric a calatorit pe teritoriul Angliei folosind o varianta bruta a unui sistem de navigatie prin satelit

bacteria mica mananca Titanicul mare

The wreck of the Titanic is being devoured by a microbial super-organism that communicates via some kind of electrical or chemical quorum sensing

in vino et pisces veritas

Mai socotesc ca daca lumea a supravietuit experimentului comunist a facut-o si deoarece in fibra moale a scrumbiei si in prospetimea racoritoare a fetestii albe rezida ceva care scotoceste adanc, nelinistitor - un catalizator al filigranului inalienabil si inalterabil, glorios si barbar, ticalos si sublim, al sufletului omenesc.

Berlesbiansconi

“Vreau să trăiesc 120 de ani. În fiecare dintre noi există o latură a homosexualităţii în proporţie de 25 la sută, dar am descoperit că a mea este lesbiană"

red bow tie

a business to die for

If any point is beyond dispute, it is that Ms Wu was a dynamo. She dropped out of secondary school and started a string of beauty parlours whose primary product was the use of animal-placenta injections to achieve the same sort of skin-smoothing effect for which collagen is used in the West.

we used to w8

hiccups

war is not pretty? think again

noi utilitati pentru comunitati

Marinescu: Sa tranformam cainele comunitar in caine utilitar care protejeaza parcarile

Auto Ink

Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and its corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the persons arm. The operator does not have control over the assigned symbol. It is assigned either randomly or through divine intervention, depending on your personal beliefs.

by Chris Eckert

The More You Know™

A body farm is a research facility where human decomposition can be studied in a variety of settings.

miracole la 9 grade

random internet comment of the day

"My best friend used to be a Mormon. She decided it was pointless to stay in that church because none of her boyfriends were in it. She was interested in a few Mormon guys but they would never go out with her because she was a convert, her family wasn't wealthy, and she was colored. Mormons are the biggest racists in America. They didn't let blacks be priests until the 1970s. This country would be better off without that cult. They're worse than Scientologists."

noi halucinam, nu declaram

Comentand lipsa unui agent de securitate, purtatorul de cuvant al bancii recent jefuite, Cornel Cojocaru, a afirmat ca "s-a renuntat la paza deoarece este inutila".
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La sfîrşitul meciului de pe "Camp Nou" terminat cu scorul de 5-1, Mircea Lucescu a declarat: "Noi am pierdut, nu a cîştigat Barcelona"
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Duceti dumneavoastra pamantul cu roaba cu galeata cu ce vreti dumneavoastra dupa ce il ingropati pe mort dar mie imi lasati locul curat si nu mai platiti taxa de 200 de lei pentru evacuarea pamantului ramas dupa ingroparea mortilor in cimitir.

Male Muslims On Rocket Playing Games

faith is a feeling