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quoi?

Rabinii israelieni vor emite un edict prin care vor declara ca purtarea burqai reprezinta un fetis sexual la fel de promiscuu ca tinutele extrem de sumare, in incercarea de a stavili numarul tot mai mare de evreice care recurg la aceasta tinuta


meanwhile, back in the States
...biserica Dove World Outreach Center si-a invitat adeptii la arderea mai multor exemplare ale Coranului, pe 11 septembrie anul acesta, cand se implinesc 9 ani de la atentatele teroriste...

sinistratii sunt sinistri

Cei o suta de sinistrati adusi in tabara Lacu Sarat din judetul Braila, dupa ce apele Dunarii au crescut si au intrat in cele doua blocuri sociale in care locuiau, au provocat distrugeri semnificative in locurile unde au fost cazati, bagand pe foc chiar si bancile stradale din statiune, pe care le-au folosit drept combustibil pentru gratare

Japan

Un barbat despre care se credea ca este cea mai in varsta persoana ce locuieste in capitala japoneza Tokyo a murit in urma cu circa 30 de ani, au anuntat autoritatile locale, dupa ce acesta a fost gasit mumificat in patul sau

me waves back

"...the elusive Swiss-born New York artist Bruno Jakob, a painter distinctive for using clear water and bodily energy as his mediums. In one piece in the show we see him standing in a field holding an empty canvas in front of a horse, presumably creating a portrait from equine brain waves."
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...or they leter not begalize?

Disarming.

Michigan machinist GarE Maxton makes many different types of interlocking solid puzzles of this type, but this one, which he calls The Intimidator, is his masterpiece. Starting the disassembly process requires a special key. Once diassembled, about 20 of the pieces can be recombined to make a functioning single-shot pistol. Other parts of the puzzle separately and securely store "a customized set of tools, all necessary hardware, 45 caliber bullets, a standard sight, a laser sight, a cannister containing black powder pellets, a secure storage area for 209 shotgun primers, a spent primer removal tool and a ramrod for loading the bullets."

lol

these are from another TLTR guy:

The Best Magazine Articles Ever
by kevin kelly

missing missy

don't miss the full story

dragostea-i o melodie, traficul o jucarie

[...]acum vreo două săptămîni, o prietenă trebuia să ajungă în timp record la aeroportul Băneasa. Face comandă la taxi, acesta vine într-un tîrziu, se urcă şi dă peste... el – taximetristul supererou. Vizibil iritată şi agitată, îi explică pe scurt că-i grăbită şi că trebuie să prindă avionul. Replica lui loveşte prompt: „Nu te speria păpuşe, cu mine eşti în siguranţă“. (Timp în care accelera cu putere, tăia benzile frenetic şi era claxonat din toate părţile.) „Nu mai înjura, în morţii tăi, că fata mea pierde avionul şi mă grăbesc!“ După care, întorcîndu-se spre ea, care avea deja inima cît un purice: „Nu fii tristă, că ajungem. Stai să-ţi pun o piesă de dragoste.“ Şi i-a pus. Jennifer Rush – „The Power of Love“. Apoi a adăugat triumfător: „Asta-i melodie, nu jucărie“.

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Accidentul s-a produs intre localitatile Prejmer si Teliu si s-a soldat cu doua victime. Martorii accidentului spun ca femeia aflata la volanul masinii sale a incercat sa evite un arici, aparut pe carosabil.

Domle

De unde avea Ceausescu fructe?

could tell by the pixels

BP admits using Photoshop to exaggerate oil spill command centre activity.



BP acknowledges it posted on its website this altered photo that exaggerates the activity at its Gulf oil spill command center in Houston, on July 16 2010.

Half Life 3d

competenta, aceasta pasare rara

Decizia omului din Şendreni a fost una perfectă. Imediat s-a luat legătura cu Videanu, s-au făcut analize, iar tehnicienii şi-au dat avizul. S-a dovedit că ideea omului a fost foarte bună. Cetăţeanul a lucrat acolo şi s-a văzut că ştie ce vorbeşte. Nu se întâmplă des aşa ceva", a spus secretarul de stat.

and then it hit me

The Boomerang unit attaches on a mast to the rear of a vehicle and uses an array of seven small microphone sensors. The sensors detect and measure both the muzzle blast and the supersonic shock wave from a supersonic bullet traveling through the air (and so is ineffective against sub-sonic ammunition).

Each microphone detects the sound at slightly different times. Boomerang then uses sophisticated algorithms to compute the direction a bullet is coming from, distance above the ground and range to the shooter in less than one second.

Users receive simultaneous visual and auditory information on the point of fire from an LED 12-hour clock image display panel and speaker mounted inside the vehicle. For example, if someone is firing from the rear, the system announces "Shot, 6 o'clock", an LED illuminates at the 6 o'clock position, and the computer tells the user the shooter's range, elevation, and azimuth.
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Animal wonders - organic or not.

Robotic butterfly.


And Stinkers, the deluded porcupine.

Willy Wonka unavailable for comment

Mystery trader buys all Europe's cocoa: yesterday, somebody bought 241,000 tonnes of cocoa beans. This quantity would fill more than five Titanics and is worth £658 million.

No more virgins for you

Indonesia's Muslims learned on Friday they have been praying in the wrong direction, after the country's highest Islamic authority said its directive on the direction of Mecca actually had people facing Africa.

ametiti de criza

"Parcul Venus va fi modernizat. Chiar dacă este printre cele mai mici din Capitală, spaţiul verde de la Operă va avea iluminat halucinogen cu senzor crepuscular şi borduri din răşinoase."

bite the bait

just click it

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Aggressive Maneuvers for Autonomous Quadrotor Flight

Barla3D

Autoritatile locale din Barlad vor face un imprumut bancar de trei milioane de euro, cu acordul Consiliului Local, pentru realizarea unui cinematograf cu proiectie 3D, a unui centru de spa cu piscina, sauna si jacuzzi

I love you, Julia

Baba cu Chiloti de Tabla is so pasé

Liftingul cu Titan nu este un lifting chirurgical.

Palin for President of the Kids

"Speaking Up: The Sarah Palin Story," is one in a series of biographies aimed at 9 to 12 year-old readers.

the (not so) weekly TLTR's

The Neuroscience of Screwing Up
The reason we’re so resistant to anomalous information — the real reason researchers automatically assume that every unexpected result is a stupid mistake — is rooted in the way the human brain works....

The Moral Life of Babies
The mental life of young humans not only is an interesting topic in its own right; it also raises — and can help answer — fundamental questions of philosophy and psychology, including how biological...

Opium Made Easy
...whether or not the opium poppies in your garden are illicit depends not on what you do, or even intend to do, with them but very simply on what you know about them. Hence my warning: if you have any desire to grow opium poppies, you would be wise to stop reading right now.

Love, Sex, Freedom and Paradox
Today more than 100 million women around the world start their day with this tiny tablet. So small. So powerful. But in surprising ways, so misunderstood.

Dead Man Driving
In a crash, everything in the car becomes a potential weapon. A collapsible steering wheel can crush the ribs of an unrestrained driver. A and B pillars perform like baseball bats in the hands of a Mafia hit man. Seatbelts crack clavicles, bruise spleens, burst bladders. Even the gentlest of restraints -- the airbag -- can shatter limbs and leave alkali burns on eyes.

Connecting the Dots
In the fall of 1973, the Syrian Army began to gather a large number of tanks, artillery batteries, and infantry along its border with Israel. Simultaneously, to the south, the Egyptian Army cancelled all leaves, called up thousands of reservists, and launched a massive military exercise, building roads and preparing anti-aircraft and artillery positions along the Suez Canal.

The lion and the tiger
Armenia excels at chess. Its top player now has a shot at becoming world champion. How did this tiny country become a giant at the game?

Head Case: Can psychiatry be a science?
You go see a doctor. The doctor hears your story and prescribes an antidepressant. Do you take it?
However you go about making this decision, do not read the psychiatric literature. Everything in it, from the science (do the meds really work?) to the metaphysics (is depression really a disease?), will confuse you.

The Distant Executioner
During World War II, snipers were seen as a spooky, merciless “Murder Inc.” by other soldiers—the brutal intimacy of their kills made them a breed apart. But in Afghanistan, where avoiding civilian deaths is a top priority, U.S. military sharpshooters may have found the war that needs them most. Going inside the world of Texas Army National Guardsman “Russ Crane,” who has dropped a Taliban fighter at 806 meters, the author discovers the sniper’s special talents and torments, and why it helps, in Crane’s view, to have God on your side.

Death Becomes Him
Over the past decade, Ludwig Minelli has helped more than 1,000 people kill themselves and has turned Zurich into the undisputed world capital of assisted suicide. Minelli sees himself as a crusader for what he calls “the last human right”—and he believes that helping more and more people to die advances his cause. Even if you believe in an absolute right to die on your own terms, how far is too far in the quest to secure that right?

The Marketing of No Marketing
Pabst Blue Ribbon -- P.B.R., as fans call it -- is currently enjoying a highly unlikely comeback. In 2002, sales of the beer, which had been sinking steadily since the 1970's, actually rose 5.3 percent. From the start of 2003 through April 20, supermarket beer sales are up another 9.4 percent. It is endorsed in ''The Hipster Handbook,'' a paperback dissection of cool, and is popping up in trendy bars from the Mission District to the Lower East Side. Sales in Chicago are up 134 percent.

who gets to call it art?

ce pot face niste Tazere dibace

The many Taser abuses the Herald uncovered include:

Stunning a handcuffed child at a juvenile detention centre.

Stunning two suicidal people covered in fuel, which can be ignited by a Taser blast.

The repeated stunning of a compliant man who presented no threat and was surrounded by members of the riot squad. This is being investigated by the Ombudsman and police.

domnisoare de oroare

A third of British women say they would choose an overweight friend as a bridesmaid to make them appear slimmer as they walk down the aisle, according to research.

fair enough

for further luls

eye candy

ketchup fire non sense

What kind of a monster sets fire to ketchup? Well let me tell you. The kind who writes a story that doesn't make any sense!

egoist, salon de coafura islamica

Iran's ministry of culture has released a catalog of government-approved hair styles, in an effort to eliminate the menace of "decadent Western cuts."

faq

Cum îţi poţi rǎsfǎţa târfa analfabetǎ şi dornicǎ de lux când fete din ţǎri sǎrace sunt rǎpite şi exploatate sexual?

din lac in putul gandirii

AM SI EU O INTREBARE ASA ?!?!

DE CE AUTORITATILE NU EU APA CARE VINE IN CISTERNE SI SA O DUCA PE CAMP , NU S O VERSE TOT PE ACOLO ?

TOT APA RAMANE ???????

DACA AR FACE ASA , AR LUA APA CU CISTERNELE SI AR DUCE O PE CAMP NU AR MAI FI ASA DE MULTA APA ?
GRESESC ?

Cue "... and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ... "

When it is mature, the male's digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female to prevent his death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female.

When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level.
The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of gonads, which releases sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release.
This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.

happy forth of fuck you

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Nobody does it better

[scuzaț' va rog momentul fotbalistico-artistic, e doar ca sa imi promit mie ca intr-o zi voi fi acolo]