Stiam eu ca haina-l face pe om

LE TRAVAILLEUR from Château-vacant on Vimeo.

a dream within a dream within the last night's dream

Doamne cat de draguuut eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

the upper class of WTF

Photoshop is really going to screw up history for people trying to do research hundreds of years from now.

swarovski shmarovski

sleeping insects covered in dew

Q is for quite meta

and the rest of them letters

pretty girls talking geopolitics

we'll meet again, maybe.

Sunday, February 14, 2010
m4w

If, like me, you don’t have someone “special” to exchange heart-shaped confectionery with today, how about this: As you go about your business find six strangers to connect with. It could be as simple as “hello” or “I like your hat”. It will make you feel good, probably make six strangers’ days less lonely, and who knows, maybe one of those strangers will be me, and maybe I’ll like your hat too, and maybe we’ll go for coffee and fall in love and maybe next year we’ll exchange hat-shaped confectionery. I mean, why not?


Sunday, March 14, 2010
-m4w

It was windy and pouring rain last night, and you were looking for directions in the East Village. You were wet and cold, so I gave you my umbrella. Unfortunately, I later discovered that I gave you the wrong directions and I feel just awful about it. I hope you and your friends got to your destination without too much trouble.


a directory of wonderfully illustrated missed connections

PS: this post goes to the girl in the blue Dacia who raced me/chased me from victoriei to militari some years ago, in dimineata in care trebuia sa ma vad cu gri la teatrul giulesti ca sa luam costume pentru russian party sau ceva de genul.

God is a DJ

După e.p.-urile promo: “Direct La Ochiu Maro” și “Băiatu cu Chbriturile“, Kryp (Cojones Records) lansează noul său material. Acesta se numește “Dumnezeu Ascultă Hip Hop”

Large, longitudinal study finds tentative
links between internet use and loneliness.

His Majesty, King Fark has once again graced us with a Perfect Title

Mexico arrests "King of Heroin", is cooperating with US authorities. In a statement, the Rolling Stones said they will do their best to carry on without Mr. Richards and wish him and his legal team all the best

rimsss on the mf

sculptura controlata numeric

condamnare la neuitare

Ioana Maria Vlas este unul dintre castigatorii Concursului National de Creatie Literara al persoanelor private de libertate, intitulat „Poezie de puscarie”

swingers doin' some hard swinging

[seen at Blameitonthevoices]

Quoi?

“It is quite funny to watch how the activists of the national liberation movement of Pandora accept a Pentagon-made mutant instead of judging him by the laws of the revolutionary time...”

The cybersecurity challenge (titled "Netwars") required the 240 contestants to hack into 12 servers. Each server was worth points and whoever had the highest tally at the end of the game would be declared the winner. But instead of going from server to server, Coppola Immortal Ping decided to hack the scoreboard and give himself the most points. Naturally, he won.

really fast relocation services

Un barbat din Marea Britanie a descoperit cu surprindere ca locuinta sa, pe care o parasise de doar doua ore, a fost ocupata intre timp de o familie de romani. Barbatul a constatat ca si-a uitat portofelul acasa dar, in momentul in care a revenit, i-a gasit pe cei doi, insotiti de un copil, instalati confortabil in locuinta sa cu doua dormitoare

Hipsters on food stamps

They're young, they're broke, and they pay for organic salmon with government subsidies. Got a problem with that?

(una dintre cele mai bune, la curent si la obiect chestii pe care le'am citit in ultimul an. consumati cu incredere toata seria. se merita. sa mor io.)

bearilliant!

That's one suggestion the Pentagon has received from someone who noted, quite correctly, that a bear's sense of smell is much more powerful than a bloodhound's.

"Overnight, Parachute some bears into areas [bin Laden] might be," the innovator wrote. "Attempt to train bears to take off parachutes after landing, or use parachutes that self-destruct after landing."

face off, but really nice music

Doom 86 (NIX "Oneiroi Lines" video mix)

MURAX | MySpace Music Videos

Conjecture

Telenovela involving math, vrajba, raspunsuri la intrebari seculare, cheating, zenitate, nerds, China, Hawking, etc.
(NSFW, doar din cauza lungimii)

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the Mossad?

Reports about Israeli spy planes entering Hungary follow mysterious killing of Syrian in Budapest.

Mon general, vous etes plin de nonsens deplin

Declaratiile unui fost general american, care a legat masacrul musulmanilor din Srebrenica de moralul scazut generat de prezenta soldatilor homosexuali in fortele olandeze de pace, au starnit furie in Olanda, unde ministerul Apararii a caracterizat opiniile acestuia drept "nonsensuri depline".

Teh Leader Leading

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i see live voices

here

sexi

Romanca, o “frumoasӑ tanӑrӑ” de 30 de ani - dupa cum scrie in comunicatul oficial - avea asupra ei peste un kilogram de cocainӑ purӑ, ascunsӑ ȋn lenjeria intimӑ.

my other car is on my bumper

as seen on Blame them, voices

Are rainbow cyber unicorns gay?

joijoy

i can hear the future

my god, i'm a sucker for that second when you realise that the next song is something you really love. that second is a truly great moment in time. it's like reading the future and instantly knowing that you and another 40000 people are to be bathed in pure joy. en masse priceless premonition.

uncanny mariana trench

here

quote

Walmart fires employee with inoperable brain tumor for legally using marijuana outside of work

This bird left me speechless.

don't shoot the messenger, copy paste it

mimi: da.sunt doi ani de cand am fost noi doo la doi mai
veve: da n o sa mai mergem niciodata
veve: ce frumos a fost
mimi: da. ce frumos a fost
mimi: (zilele astea imi place beckett)
veve: imi place mesingeru de la meil
mimi: (si vreau sa vorbesc ca in piesele lui)
veve: nu
veve: nuuuuuuuuuuuu
mimi: prea tarziu
mimi: desertaciune

Naming + Eye Candy

Librería El Ateneo Grand Splendid Buenos Aires

phriday phlabbergasting photo

gah gah

's new video e regizat de Åkerlund si se vede

gah

Care castraveti.

Although a natural occurrence – and nothing to do with mushrooms either – the severed heads of the sisters are made all the more remarkable by human imagination. Their own story is, however, just as remarkable.

EOD explained.

The current world record for running one mile in a full bomb suit was recently set by Staff Sgt. Jeremy Herbert, the explosive ordnance technician team leader for Marine Wing Support Squadron 271: nine minutes and 58 seconds flat!

glandu' umorului la vikingi malfunctioneaza

Writing a blog under the pseudonym Farbror Blå (Uncle Blue), the self-professed officer revealed that he and his cop buddy "bell-ended" the door handles, window buttons, gear stick, steering wheel, stereo buttons and the police radio buttons, as well as the receiver used to talk to the operations room".

The practice of bell-ending, or ollning, involves a man touching an object with his glans and has established itself as a recurring form of practical joke in Sweden.

Clap your what?

happy accidents

Mr McHugh, 60, nearly died after two blood vessels burst in the back of his head.
But after a week in a coma, he awoke with an uncontrollable urge to create and began writing poetry, painting the interior of his home, sculpting and carving.

Tits I mean Japan

Ourei's most noticeable feature was her J-cup Juicy breasts, a rarity in Japan..

ce pot face doua maini super dibace

more here

conspiratie, numerologie etc

Fostul şef al unităţii militare în care au fost executaţi Elena şi Nicolae Ceauşescu este unul dintre câştigătorii marelui premiu la 6 din 49.

This too shall pass

The Mathematical Society of Traffic Flow (!)

;)

Scientists discover that unstable radioactive materials undergo half-life crises

eye candy

"take me somewhere nice"

breast number enlargment. wait, what?

A 47-year-old woman goes in for a new set of breasts and comes out with four.

snorting crack cocaine, per se

Slama said Malhotra offered her coke on a couple of occasions and she turned him down -- but he wouldn't take no for an answer on the night of Dec. 6, when he shoved her into a closet and demanded to do drugs off her derriere [ass, n.red].

in berelinaj

N-am stat prea mult pe ganduri si m-am apucat sa caut bilet de avion, asta era pe la ora 13, la 17 20 era ultima cursa de la Stockholm la Berlin, cu SAS... m-a ruinat, dar sa trecem peste... N-am apucat sa-mi iau nici haine la mine, caci singurele care le aveam curate erau pe mine si inca un hanorac pe care nu l-am luat oricum... trecem si peste asta si ma trezesc in fuckin' Berlin, in mijlocul festivalului de film Berlinale, gen o gramada de turisti. N-am avut eu treaba cu festivalul si nici n-am vazut prea multe in Berlin, pt ca in fiecare zi ma trezeam tarziu si nu mai apucam sa mai vad mare lucru.

cum sta treaba

This is a true story of a studio attempting to do wrong to an artist, and how that artist protected himself from it. The facts are all true, only the names have been changed or left out.



I have written this so that others can learn from my experience and legal events that I had to go through to make things right.

AșADa

poate ca am eu o slabiciune pentru fotbal si coca cola si montahe si oameni care se bucura, da' ma jur, e un voice over impecabil si o muzica impecabila intr-un spot foarte impecabil. finalul cu bautul din sticla strica umpic, da' altfel n-am de ce sa ma plang

de 50 de secunde niste Cale Lactee, va rog

make a wish. a really good one

"All we would need are the naked women and the opiates, and the bed naturally, and a mirrored ceiling and some scented body oils and a set of really expensive Egyptian silk sheets and a butler to bring us fruits and wine and generally be at our beck and call, and a mansion and a car that goes 200 mph and a groovy orgy sauna that seats 75 comfortably, and Don Henley and Glenn Frey as best friends who show up regularly with cocaine so pure a single line turns you into a shimmering artesian genius with glowing toenails, and a deep knowledge of esoteric eastern religions so that we could one day sit beneath the bo tree in our backyard and become merry with enlightenment like the Buddha, and say so long to all of our desires, before roaring down Topanga Canyon on our chopped Harley announcing the good news to all and sundry, who would look at the blurry Buddha zooming by and say, "Man, there goes one bad motherfucker."

Mda..

Police told a Rahway, New Jersey family to cover their nude snow woman after an anonymous complaint.
Maria Conneran's family sculpted Venus de Milo in last week's snow outside their home on Colonia Boulevard.
Gonzalez says Sgt. Dominick Sforza was apologetic when he went to the house and asked the family to dress the snow woman.
The family added a green bikini top and a blue sarong bottom.

slowdog extraordinaire

jumping jack in flash

Canabalt

the new rythm of life as set by villalobos and co

E posibil ca seismul din Chile sa fi deplasat axa pamantului si sa fi scurtat durata zilelor

hard-cake (it's a lie?)

Here is the story.

In a nutshell:
-Portal gets surprise update yesterday afternoon
-People see new mystery achievement
-People play and see the radio in the beginning room now has a green light
-Carry it around and notice it makes strange broadcast interference noises in certain places
-Locate and place all 26 of these mystery radios for achievement
-Smart people yank wav files out of game content folders and run them through steganography programs
-Produces 26 weird cryptic image files in a numbered sequence
-Some dude runs the number string through an md5 hash translator and gets a landline number
-Internet traces it to Kirkland, WA (near Valve HQ)
-People find out its not a phone/fax line but a data line hosting a BBS and telnet it
-Use a clue from one of the files to figure out the BBS user/password login info
-End up with a bunch of weird ASCII artwork
-We're trying to figure out wtf it means

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