The 800km street

Out of tinfoil.

An invasion of marmots has Alpine farmers in Germany's southern Allgäu region claiming the rodents have become a fuzzy plague.

Aww..the poor sweeties!

Holy recursive batman!

Disney. Marvel. $4 Billion. Yes, with a B.

LOS ANGELES — Spider-Man and his Marvel Entertainment cohorts will join the Walt Disney Company in a $4 billion deal announced early Monday.

How many people are in space right now?

Find out.

Shrine of the mall ninja

I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas.

I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but Ill tell you what its no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.

If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

Seriously.

NSFW

but oh-so-good.
handle with care - puking imminent.

Mda.

N'am reusit niciodata sa ma decid ce'as vrea sa'mi tatuez.
M'am razgandit azi. Ar putea sa fie orice, daca e facut de domnu' Baxter.

Microsoft. Poland. Racism. Lol. *NEW UPDATE*

updated.

and the apology.

devino lipicios (titlu pe bune)

Salut!

Prietenul tau de pe Yahoo Marius (pipo16marius@yahoo.com) te invita pe www.lipiciosii.ro, cel mai cool site de dating!

Profile insotite de poze, cuvinte cheie si descrieri!
Vino si lipeste-te de noi si cu noi, dar ai grija: creeaza dependenta!

Spor la lipeala!

uuu, sa devin lipicios e tot ce vreau!

Borderline Personality Disorder

irc

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”

<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

dust to dust

Deserts have a way of reclaiming whatever is built upon them.

mic pocnet pentru mica moarte

un mic episod din deliciile traducerii automate

iubito, am stilizat Crucisatorul

dincolo de splendida abordare minimalisticalizanta a graficii, gasesc acest cuvant, Panzerkreuzer, de o delicioasa teu-tonalitate.

London lit by dead herrings? Brilliant!

An idiosyncrasy peculiar to the herring is that, when dead, it begins to glow; this property, which resembles phosphorescence and is yet altogether different, peaks a few days after death and then ebbs away as the fish decays. For a long time no one could account for this glowing of the lifeless herring, and indeed I believe that it still remains unexplained. Around 1870, when projects for the total illumination of our cities were everywhere afoot, two English scientists with the apt names of Herrington and Lightbown investigated the unusual phenomenon in the hope that the luminous substance exuded by dead herrings would lead to a formula for an organic source of light that had the capacity to regenerate itself.

some people are born Strigoi, some people become Strigoi...

some people check Strigoi's web lair


[as tipped by a guy who believes in free flights for information]

We interrupt this program to bring you this news

Eu de ce nu stiam ca expansiunea universului ACCELEREAZA?


also, I'd like to adopt Michio Kaku

printre hauri si pume verzi, ministresele blogosferei trag concluzii de seama

am visat ca eram pe clickable. se facea ca-mi placea un post, despre ceva spot social, joint venture puma cu numaistiucare big it related stuff, si cand apasam pe video ma ducea in fata unei usi darapanate, deschideam si dincolo mirosea dubios, nu ne...aparat placut, era un hau inverzit, ca de varf abrupt de munte.
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P.S. Acum doua zile I had a dream: Immortal Ping ma anunta ca a luat fiinta elenesizile.blogspot.com, dedicat vizitelor de lucru ale celor mai de seama Elene ale tarii (ma refer, din pacate si bineinteles, la ministresa Turismului si la Eba).
Asa, concluziile le trageti dumneavoastra.


concluzia e in subtitlu

you're my sex bomb?

The "Halitosis bomb" and "Gay bomb" are informal names for two theoretical non-lethal chemical weapons, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing, which involved discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other. The U.N. regards the 'gay bomb' as both an illegal and degrading weapon.
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THIS IS CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

old school j-niggaz, a'ight

pasari 4D

În schimb, păsările din zonele reci sporesc în dimensiuni.

meanwhile, back in Romania...

Charlie nu prea ştie cum s-ar numi naţia lui, dar cu siguranţă s-a născut în Franţa. Tatăl lui este fiul unui italian şi al unei cehoaice, dar s-a născut în Madagascar. Până la 18 ani a trăit în Africa, apoi a venit în Franţa, unde s-a căsătorit. Continuă să călătorească însă. Acum este în Abu Dhabi. A venit in România să vadă unde a hotărât băiatul lui să se stabilească şi i-a plăcut foarte mult. De ce? „Pentru că este un loc frumos, cu peisaje superbe şi o viaţă nealterată de modernitate. E ca o oază în Europa. Seamănă cu comunităţile Amish, are ceva natural şi călduros. E un loc unde poţi să iubeşti.“

Elveƫia s-a facut de râs și urs

Ne uităm cu ochi dulci la civilizaţia Elveţiei, continuă Gabriel Păun, dar ceea ce nu ştim e că ei nu mai au urşi de o sută de ani şi nici alt soi de fiară sălbatică: “Au stabilit prin referendum în 1902 să dispară. E o ruşine cu care trebuie să trăiască de atunci. Nu mai au nici râşi, nimic"


altfel spus, râsul a fost interzis prin referendum. Elvetia, fuckin' serious country, since 1902

Naming

Gaston Bienvenu Mboumba Bakabana, vicepresedinte TSD Cluj Napoca

nice people you've never heard about, until maybe now

A year after the Revolution, when an offer to design banknotes with the National Bank of Romania (BNR) came his way, Mr Saftoiu accepted unhesitatingly
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Tudor Furir tells of his two years in Siberia working for Coca-Cola

Voting in Afganistan

Somehow the meaning of picture ID get lost in translation.

if the fox was courtney cox

From the The Encyclopedia of Psychoactive Substances.

A drink, called Umm Nyolokh, made from the liver and bone marrow of a giraffe, is said by the Humr people of the Sudan to induce hallucinations and vivid dreams. Richard Rudgely speculates that the bone marrow may harbor DMT. The primary effect of Umm Nyolokh is the hallucinations it reportedly causes, which stupendously are hallucinations of giraffes. As whimsical as this sounds, seeing the animal that you just killed to get high sounds like it could make for some pretty terrifying trips.

Beautiful bomb shelters.

Self-preservation is something that most humans take quite seriously, and that a few take to extremes. Faced with the real or imagined threat of attacks levied by nuclear, biological, and chemical weaponry, some people opt to head 25 feet underground, surrounded by concrete and complex air-filtration systems, surviving off rations and waiting, so to speak, for the end of the world.

How the Internet sees.

Personas is a component of the Metropath(ologies) exhibit, currently on display at the MIT Museum by the Sociable Media Group from the MIT Media Lab. It uses sophisticated natural language processing and the Internet to create a data portrait of one’s aggregated online identity. In short, Personas shows you how the Internet sees you.

ingeri tridimensionali printre microfoane

Dumnezeu să binecuvânteze îngerul acesta de femeie. O picătură de rai şi Taină a neamului românesc, printre cabluri, microfoane şi civilizaţie secularizată. Să sperăm că a scos câteva inimi din spaţiul tridimensional zilnic, măcar şi pentru câteva clipe.

gods must be crazy

In his recent book, Food of the Gods, Terence McKenna presents a plausible hypothesis that homosapiens descended from psychedelic-using hominids. The ability of psychedelics to facilitate development of the human brain is an important part of his theory.
(The Essential Psychedelic Guide - A BRIEF HISTORY OF PSYCHEDELICS, DM Turner)

The BBC side of fun

Walk on thw wild side - 1st episode (2nd and 3rd)
(n-am mai ras asa de la Creature Comforts)

Eye candy!

Journey to the West

Liceenii rock'n roll, sex and drugs

Personajul principal este Alex (Cristian Popa), un tânăr de 20 de ani dintr-o familie cu mari probleme (tatăl a murit de curând într-un accident, iar mama a dat în patima alcoolului drept urmare) care se mută la facultatea unde predă maestrul său de aikido, Mihai (Bleonţ). Aici, dintr-o poveste de dragoste (piperată cu niţică prostituţie) dă peste un traficant de droguri columbian, urmărit intens de poliţiştii criminalişti şi de cei de la narcotice. Din întâmplare, cum altfel, columbianul este furnizorul unei reţele de dealeri din care fac parte nişte colegi de-ai lui Alex (Vasluianu, Potocean), cu care tânărul va avea confruntări repetate. Producătorii descriu „53 de ore şi ceva“ drept „un film de acţiune care vorbeşte despre iubire, prietenie, dragoste, dar arată şi partea periculoasă a traficului şi consumului de droguri“.

I see Nosaj

Spot the dictator

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via our friend that blames it on the voices

dar pana acum cum am fost?

Preşedintele Patronatului Oamenilor de Afaceri Romi din România, Constantin Ninel Potîrcă, şi-a anunţat, marţi, intenţia de a-şi înscrie candidatura, ca independent, la alegerile prezidenţiale.El a anunţat că sloganul său electoral va fi: "E timpul să fim împreună".

Ghost island, now tourist friendly

oh the pretty science!

Go ahead, see what happens.

Find the equilibrium here

print:self then print:self then print:self

The promise of advanced fabrication technology that can copy itself is a truly remarkable concept with far reaching implications.

Edgar Allan Porn

...once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404...

Excerpt

'What we have created is a completely new state of matter nobody has seen before,’ said Professor Justin Wark of Oxford University’s Department of Physics, one of the authors of the paper.

The discovery was made possible with the development of a new source of radiation that is ten billion times brighter than any synchrotron in the world.

The FLASH laser produces extremely brief pulses of soft X-ray light, each of which is more powerful than the output of a power plant that provides electricity to a whole city. The Oxford team, along with their international colleagues, focused all this power down into a spot with a diameter less than a twentieth of the width of a human hair. At such high intensities the aluminium turned transparent.

Whilst the invisible effect lasted for only an extremely brief period - an estimated 40 femtoseconds - it demonstrates that such an exotic state of matter can be created using very high power X-ray sources.

The researchers believe that the new approach is an ideal way to create and study such exotic states of matter and will lead to further work relevant to areas as diverse as planetary science, astrophysics and nuclear fusion power.

trust-a-friend day

clickable goes sexy

Aici, Emma se dezbraca cu frenezitate, contra cost.

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Ceia ce tine dfe dfezavantajele unui masaj erotic ar fui urmatoarele. 1. Sa exluda toata violenta 2. Sa nu foloseasca cuvinte necenzurate 3. Sa ramina doar intre mine si ea toate momentele care se vor desfasura. Va multumesc mult de tot!!!

mildly funny but I'm bored

When a person is converting to Judaism, he or she should totally get points for things they’ve done that already make them part Jewish. Like, let’s say to be a Jewess you need twenty points. I think I have already earned points for the following Jewish thingies:

—Dating a hot Jew: two points. I think dating a Jew makes you partly Jewish, and the hotter the Jew the more points. Dating Jason wins me two points (tho I would get way more if I was dating that über-hot Jew in Maroon 5). Dating someone you met on JDate and basically just settled for gets you no points. (Snap!!!)

—Kissing another Jewess on TV: four points. O.K., maybe this isn’t in the Torah or anything, but it is a great moment in Jewish history, and personally, as a Jew-in-training, I am very proud to have been a part of it: the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, when I kissed Madonna, who is basically even more Jewish than Rabbi Pearlstein. Madonna is so Jewish I call her Mezuzah. (LMAO, Brit!!!) This is because of all the hot Jewish boyfriends she has had over the aeons, including her latest, Jesus Luz. (Everyone knows Jesus is a Jewish name—look it up.) If you count all of Madonna’s points for dating hot Jews, she would have eighty, which would make her equal to like four Jews, which must be more than there are in all of major-league baseball.

—Being persecuted: eight points. Rabbi Pearlstein goes on and on and on about how persecuted the Jews were in olden days, but, hello, did they ever have to deal with TMZ shoving a camera in their crotch every time they got out of a limo? I don’t think so!!!

via Britney’s Conversion Diary

auto-nomie

Republica Potcoava si-a declarat independenta rutiera

does harrison ford really have a family?

naming

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), also known as winter depression or winter blues, is a mood disorder in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms in the winter or, less frequently, in the summer, repeatedly, year after year. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV), SAD is not a unique mood disorder, but is "a specifier of major depression".

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hindilere yapılan seçim vaatleri

awesome turkish turkeys choir. i'm in deep awe :)

everybody panic!

Epidemia de pesta pulmonara, care a izbucnit la inceputul acestei luni in nord-vestul Chinei si a provocat moartea a trei persoane, a fost declansata de o marmota salbatica

children of Psychedeli(ci)a, rejoice, for thy Father is back in town

Traveling in style - this is how you do it

An Israeli woman spent $38,000 to book the entire business-class cabin of an El Al jet from Paris to Tel Aviv so that her beloved dog could fly with her and be spared the trauma of the cargo hold.

New Weird America

si eternii sai copii. despre viata, despre muzica, despre spiritualitate si senzualitate, doamnelor si domnilor, partea a 2-a si cea mai buna, cea in care devendra coboara printre muritori prin deja celebra „Ai cumva o foiță?”.



PS: da, stiu ca e vechi, bun then again so is the Bible!!!

funniez

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1731/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1726

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1732/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1737/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1740/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1752/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1757/

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1758/

u2 makes people better

cuvintele-mi sunt amante credincioase, gata oricand sa mangaie sau sa loveasca la comanda mea*

C. Dinu i-a făcut ieri o caracterizare dură lui T. Crăciunescu: "Extraterestru inchizitor"


eu gasesc aceasta caracterizare simpatica, originala, politicoasa, nejignitoare chiar, in niciun caz dura. dar poate s-a civilizat lumea fotbalului peste noapte si am ramas eu in urma


* DF, Citate Alese, Londra 2007

bat country, judetul calarasi

Femeia care a fost oprită la intrarea în Călăraşi, de poliţişti, în timp ce circula cu peste 250 km pe oră cu o maşină, în care se aflau 3 copii, a fost depistată pozitiv la testul antidrog, fiind dusă la spital, pentru recoltarea probelor de sânge.

i just called to say

not a good idea, really!

Street-cons on probation in Naples work as free tour-guides

eu vin dintr-o tara numita Romania. Care e cam ca Napoli (era sa zic, dar fara gunoiul aferent, apoi m-am gandit mai bine).
Si sigur asta nu-i o idee buna. E suficient sa te uiti la poza si-ti dai seama ca oamenii aia au deja cel putin 30 de feluri de a jumuli turisti inca din prima zi de functionare :))

the forrests of nollywood are hunted by midgets, zombies and black jesus

pix from Nollywood, the Nigerian Hollywood. makes me wanna see nigerian movies asap

aseara in Bucuresti

via

for women, not for ladies

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haiku trist

A fost muzica generaţiei mele.
Am văzut-o de curând într-o emisiune pe Antena2 .
Părea tristă şi muzica la fel.
Păcat.

senorita tristeza 2

nu stiu pe cata lume mai intereseaza, dar eu de mult ma tot gandeam cand o sa apara urmatorul capitol din ceva ce parea sublim dar neterminat, scsi9-senorita tristeza.

esenta de melancolie distilata in sute de ani de istorie muzicala, pizzicato fin suprapus peste un vartej sublimat de ritm, lumina creata din umbre, inalta definitie emotionala. O piesa mare cat un veac de singuratate citit vara la adapostul iubirilor pierdute si a fructelor de mango putrezite in iarba. Si nici macar nu trebuie sa fii rus ca sa intelegi asta :)




la 320 kbps aici, pls!

dance me, to the end of life

Cel putin patru persoane au fost ucise marti dupa ce un barbat a patruns intr-un centru de dans din Pennsylvania, a stins lumina si a inceput sa traga

quoi?

Deschiderea sedintei de tranzactionare din 4 august a fost oficiata de catre domnul Tudor Chirila, actor si solist trupa Vama

Bucuresti, mici fragmente

"spune NU transpiratiei in comun,
spune DA deodorantului in fiecare zi"

cum adica transpiratiei in comun?

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la shaormarie la dristor, 2 japoneze dragutze si-au comandat shaorma "da da, cu de tot". in timp ce asteptau, faceau poze la shaormarii foarte mandri pe acest motiv. suprarealism de pranz

Pictorul vertical şi imaginea paradigmatică a Olteniţei

Măreţia Turnului de Apă din Olteniţa construit în 1913, impresionează nu numai pe cei din partea locului, dar şi pe turiştii ocazionali care sunt facinaţi de verticalitatea lui, cap de perspectivă pentru trecătorii de pe fostul bulevard Carol I, un fel de corso la scară mai mică. Însă pictorul F l-a rememorat în mai multe compoziţii, subiectul fiind recurent în creaţia sa. Motivul acestei opţiuni credem că a fost nu numai individualitatea arhitectonică a edificiului şi amplasarea lui în peisajul memorabil al parcului învecinat, ci şi încărcătura istorică a spaţiului care a fost sediul garnizoanei germane în timpul celui de al doilea război mondial, zvastica de pe zidul său fiind o imagine care i-a rămas încă vie în amintire artistului.

Cheia de boltă a picturii sale este varianta din anul 1988 a turnului, un document vizual şi un reper pentru plastica artiştilor olteniţeni contemporani. Perspectiva dinspre spaţiul vegetal, cărarea din centru evocată sub forma unui meandru care separă planul din dreapta de cel din stânga, unificând în acelaşi timp imaginea, care se încheie în fundal cu maestuoasa construcţie, indică un artist preocupat de compoziţie şi de alăturări cromatice foarte delicate. Panorama este compusă din priveliştea împădurită, care circumscrie feeric clădirea, din planul diafan al cerului, din două repere arhitecturale şi din echilibrarea clasică a compoziţiei. Tabloul ne aminteşte de şcoala franceză impresionistă, de alăturările şi juxtapunerile ce confereau frumuseţe imaginii. Tuşa modernă, aşezată cu grija celui care venerează tonalităţile, reuşeşte să creeze atmosfera de culoare, metaspaţialitatea urbană şi cea peisagistică reunindu-se în mod simptomatic. Turnul de apă II este un alt peisaj citadin, raportat la scară umană prin proporţiile mult reduse datorită poziţiei din care pictorul l-a surprins într-o zi senină de sfârşit de vară. Siluetele înfrunzite ale arborilor se alătură caligrafiilor unor crengi ce lasă efectele luministice să domine compoziţia.

mp3

thanks lheea :)

x2

fara retusuri photoshopaice, shoarecul e albastru de la colorantul alimentar care a fost folosit pt a-i repara coloana vertebrala, pisica e asa de la stapani