31 July 2007

Maywa Denki knockers



japan is clazy.

Romania muncitoare

me: presiunea la roti, te rog
el vulcanizador: aoleo, ai pana pe fata.
me: nu, nu am pana, am un cauciuc mai bun pe rezerva si de asta o tin
el vulcanizador: pai hai sa iti schimb cauciucul
eu: nu vreau, nu am timp
el vulcanizador: da' se vede urat sefu, nu mai bine punem janta frumoasa?
eu: e complicat, tre sa dau subwooferul jos si nu am timp, vreau doar presiunea
el vulcanizador: nu merge compresorul
eu: mda, ce nasol
el vulcanizador: mda, pentru tine poate

30 July 2007

MP3



pt toti copiii care au calatorit la vama veche si nu numai

Mda

"Ever since I first saw Audrey Hollander perform, I've been captivated by her flame-red hair, porcelain skin and natural otherworldly beauty, not to mention her proclivity for extreme anal penetration, hardcore rough sex and serious dirty talk."

Jean Claude

29 July 2007

Visual paraphernalia

Apnee - a short movie,
Microbians
Military photos
Polish movie posters

dedication

From Zander, Danezu', for all those who love him:

Fonejacker II

www.fonejacker.tv

28 July 2007

Virgin Galactic: Kablam!

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- An explosion at an airport home to Scaled Composites -- the builder of the first private manned rocket to reach space -- killed two people and left four seriously hurt Thursday, a Kern County Fire Department official says.

The whole story

27 July 2007

joovc doovde



Stay tuned, more to come.

caterinca de vara

Shere despre Bentely Continental Silver Spur: "Cat fier, cata piele, cat caviar"

Do You Have My Reservation?

BREAKING NEWS

24 July 2007

Canicula 2

Actual headline: Meteorologul D. Baltă vorbeşte despre avertizarea cod roşu

23 July 2007

Canicula

Va trimit o poza din Ungaria, statiunea Hajduszoboszlo, cu corturi anticanicula cu vapori de apa rece! (stil instalatia antiincedii). Poate le dam idei si alor nostrii!
Mary Brandus

22 July 2007

but...why?

20 July 2007

Second Life

O bucatica foarte buna de real(?) estate pe SL: Noaptea instelata a lui Van Gogh. [via Boing]

19 July 2007

ART



Various Americans are interviewed about art. Animated by Aardman.
via Savedem.

18 July 2007

South Korea



The Exciting World of South Korean Protest: from water hoses to eating flags, ripping pigs apart and displaying dog heads

Ma' car got pimp'd


17 July 2007

Harmony

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Slow much fun!

TILF [just like Milfing, but with teachers]



the list

Glazastik



Light'em up for fun.



PikaPika!

15 July 2007

Neat




zZz is playing Grip

13 July 2007

Guys & Dolls

Creepy 46-minutes documentary on RealDoll owners.

Phriday Photo

Snake vs. Kangaroo : 1 - 0

12 July 2007

WANT!!!1111



Behold, the magnificent, multitouch Lemur sequencer.

11 July 2007

1/18/08



Godzilla? Chtulu? Voltron? Sorin Ovidiu Vantu?

OTV

Oameni nebunia escalada acel dig(stînci) în stare de preinfarct ca sa te speli în
mare sa cobori de pod la Cernavoda în Dunare! CTA.

Când este scos adidasul pozitia corpului idica o pozite de cadere atipica pe spate

Domnilor vorbiti prostii Petrica Iordache nu era nici pe departe cel mai bogat om din Cta

D Luis sunteti extraordinar de frumos si destept.De cind vam vazut l
a TV mam indragostit de d-voastra si va iubesc mult.Sunteti un finutz.Lucia din Arad

Pai de ce mai dati imaginile astea? Ca nu înteleg nimic. Cristi de la buzau

Buna seara sunt o curioasa din Cluj domnilor ce inseamna STABILOPOZI. Ioana Cluj


Synopsis

This is a truly magical tale, full of strangeness, terrors and wonders. Many girls daydream that they are really a princess adopted by commoners. In the case of teenager Miranda Popescu, this is actually true. Because she is at the fulcrum of a deadly political battle between conjurers in an alternate world where "Roumania" is a leading European power, Miranda was hidden by her aunt in our world, where she was adopted and raised in a quiet Massachusetts college town. The narrative is split between our world and the people in Roumania working to protect or to capture Miranda: her Aunt Aegypta Schenck versus the mad Baroness Ceaucescu in Bucharest, and the sinister alchemist, the Elector of Ratisbon, who holds her true mother prisoner in Germany. This is the story of how Miranda - with her two best friends, Peter and Andromeda - is brought back to her home reality. Each of them is changed in the process and all will have much to learn about their true identities and the strange world they find themselves in.

Lyrics

Intoxicated and wondering why there is infinity and beauty
Intoxicated and wondering why there is infinity and beauty

The distant sky, in the noise of the revolving ring of flowers
That day, on the day, the moment that I cross over, I wake up
Sketch the flame in the haze and pursue the girl playing in the street
Someone whose name I don't know appeared on the high ground and its moving

Intoxication, drink, humanity, non-drinkers, beauty
Intoxication, drink, humanity, non-drinkers, beauty

That road seen in a dream and the shadow's voice murmurs
The coming days too, the coming days too, thousands of hours crossing over
The wise man in the darkness is assembling the meanings that were cast aside
On the coastlands, on the coastlands, the invisible flames were made to dance

Aah, the mantle goes up in fire from loquacity
Congratulate the one standing up in the abandoned field
Aah, it's peaceful, it's peaceful, the girl's field of vision
Aah, in the strange city the lamp is lit

Intoxication, drink, humanity, non-drinkers, beauty
Intoxication, drink, humanity, non-drinkers, beauty

The high sky, the dyed scarlet day's flamelike cloud patterns
That day, that day, at that time show me the road that was lost
Repeating, the resounding dream, the time of chasing the wind descends
Along the river, along the river, the invisible scarlet flower was spotted

Aah, the mantle goes up in fire from loquacity
Congratulate the one standing up in the abandoned field
Aah, it's peaceful, it's peaceful, the girl's field of vision
Aah, in the strange city the lamp is lit

Aah, the mantle goes up in fire from loquacity
Congratulate the one standing up in the abandoned field
Aah, it's peaceful, it's peaceful, the girl's field of vision
Aah, in the strange city the lamp is lit

Intoxication, drink, humanity, non-drinkers, beauty
Intoxicated and wondering why there is infinity and beauty


[Susumu Hirasawa - Paprika theme song]

USA

Kent Couch, a 47-years old gas station owner, attached 105 colorful helium balloons to his lawn chair and took a 193 mile trip across Oregon. [via Boing]

10 July 2007

Logo


...and other terrorist organizations logos
[via Boing]

Re: Vraja merge.

09 July 2007

Luckiest man in the world - reloaded




the lucky dude's gun

Breaking news

mihaitza si mocanu au omorat aseara motanu

Spam pam!

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quote of the week

"For a black man, bowling is the most rewarding experience.
Just imagine: you get a big heavy black ball that you throw against 11 white pins with red necks"

I knew it, I knew it

Abuse, intimidation, and degradation are all part of men's repertoire of tactics employed in competitive situations. In other words, men are not treating women differently from men—the definition of discrimination, under which sexual harassment legally falls—but the opposite: Men harass women precisely because they are not discriminating between men and women.

The study that reveals it all.

Tokyo drfit

08 July 2007

Eye Candy

Kwoon - I lived on the Moon

Japan

The Glamorous Life of Sachiko Hanai - Japanese softcore porn

Will it blend?

yes.

07 July 2007

Photo

Finnish photo


Jenni (19) and Aaron (19)
"We always dress like this. We don't want to shock – we just want to broaden the minds of Finnish people."

Human pixels

05 July 2007

Say what?

A bizarre sexual rendezvous involving carrots and crack cocaine has led to three arrests.

MP3

Ken touched this

04 July 2007

Random quote

Still, I'm a child of the 80s, so it all comes back to the toys. This is where the Transformers started, and suddenly the shelves of my local toy stores are filled with the reimagined likenesses of Optimus, Megatron, and StarScream again. This is where the real test would be: are these toys still worth playing with?

I filled my arms with a good variety of toys to test out, gathering the amused glances of those around me. "Are all those for you?" one man asked me.

"It's okay," I answered him, "I'm from the Internet."

restecpa





traditional whale hunting

Wa?

Orbo produces free, clean and constant energy - that is our claim. By free we mean that the energy produced is done so without recourse to external source. By clean we mean that during operation the technology produces no emissions. By constant we mean that with the exception of mechanical failure the technology will continue to operate indefinitely.

Ghicitoare

harakiri isi facea
daca lupta el pierdea


(1nzǝuodɐظ)

03 July 2007

Eye candy

ja ispolzuju glaz khudozhnika chtoby iskat to chto my izza otsutstvija bolee tochnogo opredelenija nazyvaem krasotojj vid sverkhu by bernhard edmaier

Homemade

Atomic Rider and other homemade sex machines

call to action

I hereby call upon thee to summon our mythical selves in front of a cinema on Friday in order to get our eyes lavished and pampered with the Tranformers cinematic action muvee. Cine nu vine va suporta rigorile legii si un asortiment de jigniri la care voi lucra impreuna cu dj planb. howgh.

02 July 2007

Mda


The word for rice, ‘baay’ sounds like ‘bye’. Rice porridge is ‘baw baw’. So the wife says ‘baay baay’ (bye bye - rice rice) and the husband responds ‘baw baw’ - (porridge porridge)

Comics from Cambodgia



77 million paintings

Generative art and music, now on a screen near you. Courtesy of Brian Eno.

Isn't it nice when things just work?!

01 July 2007

Drop it like it's hot

oh noes! iPhone scratchery!

Shuuuuun the nonbeliever!