Good news: Tina the three-legged tortoise has been retrofitted with an air-filled tire and shock absorber to help her get around.
Bad news:I found this amazing article in the NY Times on new developments with rogue elephants — they rape and kill rhinoceroses; attack villages with intelligent measures like blocking escape routes and pinning down humans before goring them to death; and display psychological traits previously only observed in people."
via Boing Boing
30 October 2006
24 October 2006
Who?
Jim Jones
Born: May 13, 1931
Crete, Indiana
Died: November 18, 1978
Jonestown, Guyana
Occupation: Cult leader
Born: May 13, 1931
Crete, Indiana
Died: November 18, 1978
Jonestown, Guyana
Occupation: Cult leader
23 October 2006
Clovnerii
"iesisem din bloc si o luasem spre tramvai. ajunsesem aproape de linia de tren, acolo unde e traversa aia ce da in statie, cand apare o masina care se opreste sa faca loc uneia care tocmai iesea din parcare. ma uit fara sa vreau la cei din masina si sa intepenesc: erau 2 clovni! mascati, cu zambetele alea albe largi, nasuri roshi mari etc. bineinteles, nu aveam aparatul la mine. zambesc amuzat, clovnii ma observa si cel de la volan scoate capul pe geam si isi apasa pe nas de doua ori, moment in care si claxoneaza cu cealalta mana. am izbucnit in ras"
19 October 2006
News
Dragos, am aflat ca pleci din companie, as este?
Daca da, nu am vazut nici o hartie de demisie, oare ai facut o astfel de hartie?
Da-mi de veste si amanunte.
Multumesc,
Daca da, nu am vazut nici o hartie de demisie, oare ai facut o astfel de hartie?
Da-mi de veste si amanunte.
Multumesc,
Movies
W.I.S.D.O.M. review of Sin City
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# multiple bullet impacts with blood, splatter and body part loss
# multiple instances of slicings, lacerations, incisions, impalements, avulsions and amputations
# cartoon images of firearm and blade assaults
# child abduction by a pedophile
# fist fighting
# assault with metal pipe
# gunfire cutting off forearm and to the male privates
# scene of multiple gunfire injuries, graphic
# scene of multiple gunfire killings, graphic
# threat to kill, repeatedly
# action violence, repeatedly
# planning murder, repeatedly
# assault on police, multiple, graphic
# assault to eyes
# firearm threat, repeatedly
# pistol whipping, repeatedly, graphic
# gunfire to privates
# dragging man by car with face against the pavement
# attempted murder by car, numerous times with sight of victim being thrown and bouncing each time
# attempted gunfire murder, repeatedly
# surviving impossible gunfire injuries that would result in death, repeatedly
# assault with sledge hammer, graphic
# heads of five disembodied women mounted as trophies, victims of cannibalism, repeatedly
# woman speaking of man who had eaten her hand while she watched
# assault with a rock
# assault with axe to the private parts
# many gunfire injuries of varying severity, repeatedly
# gore, repeatedly
# beating assault
# man hitting a woman, repeatedly
# double amputation
# dog eating stubs of amputations
# severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking/moving
# man kissing severed head
# beating with baseball bats
# talk of eating women
# arm breaking assault
# electrocution execution
# many threats of many kinds
# illegal flight to avoid lawful capture
# firearms for offense, many
# killing/injuring with slicing weapons, repeatedly, some graphic
# beheading
# more amputation
# gushing/splattering of blood, repeatedly
# impalement injuries, repeatedly, some graphic
# bodies strewn about
# slicing up five bodies to be able to fit them into a car trunk
# semiautomatic pistol slide rack impaled into forehead
# dead bodies talking
# assault by strangulation of woman
# another severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking
# knife impalements, repeatedly
# gunfire to kill, repeatedly
# biting gore
# brutality, repeatedly
# victim joking with spear and arrows protruding through him
# blood lust
# extortion with wife's life
# beating gore, repeatedly
# severed finger
# admission of contemplating suicide
# threat to kill with broken window pane glass
# manually ripping male private parts off a man
Impudence/Hate (I)
# 76 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
# lusting for murder
# wish to kill
# lies, repeatedly
# stuffing head in toilet with feces to intimidate, twice
# calling murder an art
# "Power comes by lying"
# sadism
# torture with whip as "foreplay"
Sexual Immorality (S)
# graphically descriptive talk of rape and murder of an 11 year old girl
# making out
# intercourse with nudity
# nudity, upper female, repeatedly
# nudity, female rear, repeatedly, some close-up
# sex talk
# thong nudity, repeatedly
# homosexual reference
# ghosting of female anatomy through thin clothing, repeatedly
# translucent nudity
# women as toys
# sensuous dance, repeatedly
# dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
# nude woman with appendages hiding gender-specifics
# anatomical references, repeatedly
# man and woman in bed together
# cohabitation
# sexual threats
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
# prostitutes, many and prostitute dress, repeatedly
# soliciting prostitution, repeatedly
# talk of showing privates to each other
# offer of sex, repeatedly
# inappropriate touch
# pedophile
# threat of sexual torture
# full male nudity with privates hidden by shadows, repeatedly, many angles
# sexual innuendo
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking, repeatedly
# drinking, repeatedly
# drunkenness, repeatedly
# bar, repeatedly
# booze, repeatedly
# abuse of prescription medication
Offense to God (O)
# "Goldy [a prostitute] worked the clergy"
# speaking of eating not only flesh but souls as well
# name calling with "fool" [Matt. 5:22]
# eight uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and six without
Murder/Suicide (M)
# gunfire murder, at least 13 individual plus a multiple, graphic
# axe to forehead murder, graphic
# neck twist murder
# beating murder, at least two, graphic
# squeezing head murder
# blade murders, at least six, graphic
# arrow murder, at least three, graphic
# murder by slicing off top of head, graphic
# gunfire suicide, graphic
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# multiple bullet impacts with blood, splatter and body part loss
# multiple instances of slicings, lacerations, incisions, impalements, avulsions and amputations
# cartoon images of firearm and blade assaults
# child abduction by a pedophile
# fist fighting
# assault with metal pipe
# gunfire cutting off forearm and to the male privates
# scene of multiple gunfire injuries, graphic
# scene of multiple gunfire killings, graphic
# threat to kill, repeatedly
# action violence, repeatedly
# planning murder, repeatedly
# assault on police, multiple, graphic
# assault to eyes
# firearm threat, repeatedly
# pistol whipping, repeatedly, graphic
# gunfire to privates
# dragging man by car with face against the pavement
# attempted murder by car, numerous times with sight of victim being thrown and bouncing each time
# attempted gunfire murder, repeatedly
# surviving impossible gunfire injuries that would result in death, repeatedly
# assault with sledge hammer, graphic
# heads of five disembodied women mounted as trophies, victims of cannibalism, repeatedly
# woman speaking of man who had eaten her hand while she watched
# assault with a rock
# assault with axe to the private parts
# many gunfire injuries of varying severity, repeatedly
# gore, repeatedly
# beating assault
# man hitting a woman, repeatedly
# double amputation
# dog eating stubs of amputations
# severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking/moving
# man kissing severed head
# beating with baseball bats
# talk of eating women
# arm breaking assault
# electrocution execution
# many threats of many kinds
# illegal flight to avoid lawful capture
# firearms for offense, many
# killing/injuring with slicing weapons, repeatedly, some graphic
# beheading
# more amputation
# gushing/splattering of blood, repeatedly
# impalement injuries, repeatedly, some graphic
# bodies strewn about
# slicing up five bodies to be able to fit them into a car trunk
# semiautomatic pistol slide rack impaled into forehead
# dead bodies talking
# assault by strangulation of woman
# another severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking
# knife impalements, repeatedly
# gunfire to kill, repeatedly
# biting gore
# brutality, repeatedly
# victim joking with spear and arrows protruding through him
# blood lust
# extortion with wife's life
# beating gore, repeatedly
# severed finger
# admission of contemplating suicide
# threat to kill with broken window pane glass
# manually ripping male private parts off a man
Impudence/Hate (I)
# 76 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
# lusting for murder
# wish to kill
# lies, repeatedly
# stuffing head in toilet with feces to intimidate, twice
# calling murder an art
# "Power comes by lying"
# sadism
# torture with whip as "foreplay"
Sexual Immorality (S)
# graphically descriptive talk of rape and murder of an 11 year old girl
# making out
# intercourse with nudity
# nudity, upper female, repeatedly
# nudity, female rear, repeatedly, some close-up
# sex talk
# thong nudity, repeatedly
# homosexual reference
# ghosting of female anatomy through thin clothing, repeatedly
# translucent nudity
# women as toys
# sensuous dance, repeatedly
# dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
# nude woman with appendages hiding gender-specifics
# anatomical references, repeatedly
# man and woman in bed together
# cohabitation
# sexual threats
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
# prostitutes, many and prostitute dress, repeatedly
# soliciting prostitution, repeatedly
# talk of showing privates to each other
# offer of sex, repeatedly
# inappropriate touch
# pedophile
# threat of sexual torture
# full male nudity with privates hidden by shadows, repeatedly, many angles
# sexual innuendo
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking, repeatedly
# drinking, repeatedly
# drunkenness, repeatedly
# bar, repeatedly
# booze, repeatedly
# abuse of prescription medication
Offense to God (O)
# "Goldy [a prostitute] worked the clergy"
# speaking of eating not only flesh but souls as well
# name calling with "fool" [Matt. 5:22]
# eight uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and six without
Murder/Suicide (M)
# gunfire murder, at least 13 individual plus a multiple, graphic
# axe to forehead murder, graphic
# neck twist murder
# beating murder, at least two, graphic
# squeezing head murder
# blade murders, at least six, graphic
# arrow murder, at least three, graphic
# murder by slicing off top of head, graphic
# gunfire suicide, graphic
Da!
Child Toilet costume is a very funny kids Halloween costume. A Child toilet costume is also perfect for every potty mouth kid. Use as a modern day Dunce cap. Young boys love this silly Toilet bowl Halloween costume. One size fits most kids size 7-12.
16 October 2006
Movies
Movie rating: R
Aberrant behaviour, involving nudity, violence, sexuality and disturbing images
Aberrant behaviour, involving nudity, violence, sexuality and disturbing images
13 October 2006
Shrimp on a treadmill. Really.
"I can't believe they're doing this instead of creating dogs that release bees when they bark."
11 October 2006
MIT sketching class
Eat yer' positronic heart out, lieutenant Data!
Seems this "thing" is able to successfully compute mass, friction, gravity and pretty much a whole lot of interesting and usefull dynamics, based solely on one's scribbles.
Man, i wish i was born tomorrow.
Seems this "thing" is able to successfully compute mass, friction, gravity and pretty much a whole lot of interesting and usefull dynamics, based solely on one's scribbles.
Man, i wish i was born tomorrow.
Tarantinologue
Grindhouse is the new Rodriguez/Tarantino eyeproduct expecting to hit the screens (and your ultimate sense of good taste)sometime next year. April 6th, to be more precise.
Here's some amazing looking posters and a short, juicy trailer.
Here's some amazing looking posters and a short, juicy trailer.
Mda
Italian police break mafia-linked ring that was feeding steroids to buffalo to increase the animals' mozarella* production
09 October 2006
Movie
A mute girl is savagely gang-raped and is left at a brothel, after having been forced into drugs and lost an eye...
05 October 2006
Mda
Man fights alimony payments after his ex-wife becomes a man. "If you can't be married to a man legally, how can you legally pay alimony to a man?" (via Fark)
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