24 February 2006

Health

HOW TO GOOD-BYE DEPRESSION.
Special health training by Hiroyuki Nishigaki. Constricting anus 100 times is effective for sex hormone, anti-aging, good-bye depression, fine life, beauty treatment, intuition, hair loss, conjugal affection, incontience.

Such an exercise is fuuny, but you can begin to live without complaints and don't hold a grudge under any circumstance. How about you now? Are you exhausting irty black gas from your buttocks or knocking like a dirty weak used car now? You can start seeing results only within a few days or a few weeks or a few months if you begin to do such an exercise everyday.

23 February 2006

Farewell

Dragos F, copywriter, ne spune ramas bun dupa o relatie de aproape 3 ani. In toata aceasta perioada, Dragos a acumulat experienta si cunostintele care i-au solidificat background-ul profesional si care, azi, il recomanda drept un profesionist in domeniul sau.

14 February 2006

Humour

09 February 2006

Hmmm

Iran has decided to rename Danish pastries "Mohammedan" pastry - a new twist in the crisis which has triggered protest by Muslims throughout the world against cartoons of Mohammed first published in Denmark. The name change recalls when some Americans started calling French fries, "Freedom fries" to protest France's opposition to the United States-led invasion of Iraq.

08 February 2006

Metals

He heard a bang, well not really a bang but more of a crash with metallic overtones of platinum-encrusted steel alloys, hammering against unyielding iron and iridium plates; or maybe it was the clash of huge nickel-zinc rods hitting molybdenum fused sheets of tantalum, then he felt a stab of pain and heard another bang, and wished, instead of using his extensive metallurgy skills to try and analyze the sound, he would have run like hell when he first saw the gun pointed at him.

04 February 2006

Scary

The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently use ssensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain, a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears.

From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk. But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.

The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes.

The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon--which it makes within the roach as well. After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.