Games

A doujin soft group calling themselves “Game Programming Study Club” has created the most Japanese fighting game EVER. Line-Kill Spirits is a 3D fighting game that features little girls beating up on each other; nothing new there. The kicker, however, is that any damage you do to your opponent will slowly regenerate unless… wait for it… you take a picture of her panties. Yes. A fighting game where panty-shots are the core mechanic. That’s it. The Japanese are done. They can now return to planet Japania, leaving all the people of Earth horribly confused and scarred for life.

Ironic

Pope denounces materialism from balcony of marble, gold-domed building in midst of jewel-encrusted religious icons while wearing giant gold cross.

Money

Bill Gates pledges $450 million to test every prostitute in Kenya and build a mosquito that spreads Vitamin A instead of malaria