na-palm? no, na-nophoto


Color-enhanced scanning electron micrograph of an overflowed electrodeposited magnetic nanowire array (CoFeB), where the template has been subsequently completely etched. It’s a reminder that nanoscale research can have unpredicted consequences at a high level. (Image: Fanny Beron, École Polytechnique de Montréal, Montréal, Canada)

declar ca

...eram pe aici maturam de dimineata si cand i-am maturat sapca era mort aici...

Barbutarea

exista mai multe feluri de barbut "multiplayer" ca sa zic asa: susanu, poshta 2 cu 2, braila etc. si multe modalitati: juma-juma, ce vine, cu ele in fatza, [...]paran-coada, paran-ciclist, cu linie, de 2 ori, ia-ti un cal, ce-o pica, etc.

hau hau hau

De spartanu pe 24.08.2008 la 13:43

sa va iau familia de ciori in p.la o sa venim peste voi si voi o sa va luati zbotu 1 TERMOPILE scrie pe voi

23 August 2008

22 August 2008

Russian humor

Yevgeniya Latynina, a columnist, wrote last week that when the South Ossetian leader, Eduard Kokoity, received his (russian - nm) passport, he opened it to find that it contained the picture of Abraham Lincoln from a $5 note instead of his own photograph.
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21 August 2008

job of the day

continuity database administrator for the Lucas Licensing arm of Lucasfilm

"Someone has to be able to say, 'Luke Skywalker would not have that color of lightsaber.'"

sau:

"Are the Low Altitude Assault Transport gunships used by the Grand Army of the Republic spaceworthy, or are they limited to traveling within a planet's atmosphere?"

Star Wars- cea mai buna metoda de capitalizarea a obsesiilor patologice :)

the article

bad shit happens, complex shit flies


Paul McCarthy’s Complex Shit, a giant inflatable dog turd, escaped from its moorings at the Zentrum Paul Klee last week and brought down a power line and broke a window before landing on the grounds of a children’s home 200 meters away, the Guardian reports.

20 August 2008

grab a tittie for the human race

A Russian advertising executive who sued her boss for sexual harassment lost her case after a judge ruled that employers were obliged to make passes at female staff to ensure the survival of the human race.

19 August 2008

United States of Casual Gamers



PopCap has sold over 25 million units of Bejeweled and Bejeweled 2 since the game was released in 2000.
[...]
"Considering we tried to sell Bejeweled outright to more than one industry giant back in the early days of our company and got no takers even after reducing our asking price to $60,000, this little game has done all right for itself," said Jason Kapalka, chief creative officer and cofounder of PopCap, and the original designer of Bejeweled and its sequel. "I vividly recall prospective buyers telling us 'It's not even a game,' while showing us the door."
[...]
PopCap estimates the game has made around $300 million in sales, as well as tens of millions in online advertising.
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r.a.n.d.o.m.

+

Robert Shields was an English teacher and a diarist who lived in Dayton, Washington and who was afflicted with Hypergraphia, an overwhelming urge to write. He left a diary of 37.5 million words chronicling every 5 minutes of his life from 1972 until a stroke disabled him in 1997.

18 August 2008

Japan

Japanese police have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people after they stared at his Winnie-the-Pooh costume, officials said on Tuesday.

eye?



a damn beautiful story that weirdly reminded me of
smth i once drew.
[via marwan]

i carey for the 3rd world


Cînd mă uit la TV şi-i văd pe toţi acei copii înfometaţi din lumea a treia, nu-mi pot stăpîni lacrimile. OK, mi-ar plăcea şi mie să fiu atît de slabă ca ei, dar nu aşa, cu toate muştele alea, şi cu moartea plutind în jur, şi cu restu’.
Mariah Carey

14 August 2008

SR 71*


Qaddafi had established a 'line of death,' a territorial marking across the Gulf of Sidra, swearing to shoot down any intruder that crossed the boundary. On the morning of April 15, I rocketed past the line at 2,125 mph. [photo: Mark Payton]








*niciun blog nu e complet faraun post cu cel mai frumos obiect zburator ever.

Fatalhilarity

*On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, died laughing while watching the Kung Fu Kapers episode of The Goodies, featuring a Scotsman in a kilt battling a vicious black pudding with his bagpipes. After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell's final moments so pleasant.
* In 1989, a Danish audiologist, Ole Bentzen, died watching A Fish Called Wanda. His heart was estimated to have beat at between 250 and 500 beats per minute, before he succumbed to cardiac arrest.
* In 2003, Damnoen Saen-um, a Thai ice cream salesman, is reported to have died while laughing in his sleep at the age of 52. His wife was unable to wake him, and he stopped breathing after two minutes of continuous laughter. It is believed that he died either of heart failure or asphyxiation

Pilobolus is pretty

Performing at the Oscars, for Hyunday and now on Conan O'Brien.

notes on a fridge

Cops in Oldham, UK broke into the wrong house while searching for a fugitive; rather than leaving an official note or apology after smashing in the door, they used the magnetic letters on the fridge to spell out OLDHAM TASK FORCE CALLED.

"When I came home I noticed the fridge magnets had been rearranged and said: `OLDHAM TASK FORCE CALLED'. "These are for children, they're not for the police to leave a message they've raided your house."

Mda


Hello the Traveller!
I very much hope, that you the woman (16 years and more!!). Or you are a husband and the wife. But I shall not be against and if you - simply the men. But before, I should apologize. I do not know languages, only Russian. Therefore you read computer translation. And I do not guarantee its quality. But I hope, that you will understand me. Language of sex is universal!
My history. I live in Ukraine. I have beloved, and however I very much love beautiful women. And I madly love sex! But not usual. I very much love sex in clothes. In beautiful narrow clothes. I very much love nylon - stockings and bodi. I think very sexually when the woman is completely dressed - in an evening dress, a wedding dress or a graceful business suit and bathes in a bath or in lake. And loves the men or other woman...
On light there is only one thing which can give me even the greater pleasure. This bathing in bog. When, in stockings, nylon bodi, a brilliant dress, gloves I slowly enter into viscous green bog. I slowly enter, having removed only boots. I love, when eyes of the husband, girlfriends, friends look at me. And they are excited. It is very pleasant. And pleasantly sex in a dirty. Such dirty and such passionate.
But I a little in loneliness in Ukraine. And I have created this site. I think, that it will be easier for my friends to find each other. Also there can be you - our new girlfriend or the friend?

Dirty Girl

mine! mine! mine!

A custody battle between a Satanist and his Christian ex-wife has raised constitutional issues after both demanded the right to share their religion with their three young children.

CTRL+V.ro


Intrerup sirul posturilor obisnuite ca sa fac aceasta afirmatie, raspunzand intrebarii lansate de Antena 3. Omul a avut curajul de a ii infrunta si a tinut piept cu brio si stapanire de sine muscaturilor stupide venite de la Gadea cel Incult si Valentin Sceleratul.

serial comedy killer

Green Wing, in fiecare miercuri, pe tvr cultural, de la 11. imposibil de descris, trebuie vazut neaparat.



NOU!

english word: archrealist

as in "In a recent essay, the archrealist Henry Kissinger argued that..."

quantum movies

Adopt This, Bitch (1981)
Disturbing adaptation of Stella Stackhouse's book about her movie star mother Delores Stackhouse, who ritually beat her, cut out her eyes, stuck her hand in a pail of warm water at night, and mocked her choice of salad dressings at restaurants.

Parallel Universe Film Guide

some quote passing through my clipboard

The fact is that climate change, if it were caused by gay sex, or caused by the practice of eating puppies, millions of Americans would right now be massing on the street insisting that the administration do something about it.
("Stumbling on Happiness" best-selling author and professor Dan Gilbert on our reaction to threats)

Domestic selfvertising.

2007
Some say silly, some say smart.
(Miranda July is the director of You, Me and Everyone We Know.)
2008

say what?

Dog cloner suspected to be kidnapper of Mormon missionary sex slave in 1978

08 August 2008

dizain minimal

io m'am îndrăgostit de muji la moma.
cum facem să aibă şi bucureştiu' parte? i'm gonna be the buyer. jur.

07 August 2008

BBC World says.

Sing!

Isaak Simba and his band mates call themselves the Circ Squad. Simba says they all got circumcised last summer and they wrote this song to answer some common questions.

Scary

A 40-year-old man is being questioned following a horrific attack in which a passenger was stabbed and decapitated on a bus in Canada yesterday.

06 August 2008

Loving the past as much as the future

Featuring a daring vintage wall-of-death..


.. eyecandy by Hugh Ferris, Russian TM '75 and Verner Panton ..




.. and the Solid Potato Salad Song.



Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters - video powered by Metacafe