naming

O noua specie de dinozaur a fost descoperita in Romania: Balaurul Bondoc

thou shall not sing in israel

Un cantaret care a sustinut un spectacol in fata unui public mixt, alcatuit din femei si barbati, a primit 39 de lovituri de bici pentru "a se cai", conform unei hotarari luate de o adunare de rabini

lasa-neeee, lasa-neeee

Formatia irlandeza U2 a fost amendata de autoritatile spaniole pentru ca a cantat prea tare si prea mult.

raiul animalelor e o tzeapa indoita

Nu as recomanda nimanui Raiul Animalelor. Am privit cu neincredere incinerarea individuala si am avut dreptate. In cenusa catelului meu am gasit nu mai putin de 10 ace, de diferite grosimi, unele indoite. Imi pare rau ca ii laudati, pentru ca nu merita. Romanul nostru, tot roman, desi am platit pt acel serviciu, acum nu stiu a cui este cenusa.

oh the pretty robots

OUTRACE empowers the general public to take control of eight industrial robots on loan from Audi's production line. Both visitors to the square, as well as a global web audience can interact with the installation via www.outrace.org

Nici pe aici nu se trece

Mii de vehicule erau blocate luni pe o autostrada din China, intr-un ambuteiaj ce se intinde pe o distanta de peste 100 de kilometri si care dureaza de noua zile

Pe aici nu se trece, mai, animalule!

în altă ordine de idei, Sibiul este indiscutabil un oraş nodal pentru tranzitul spiritual european si nu numai” (Ion Iliescu)

Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

Is Partial Compendium Latvian Humor Joke

filmul nu mai bate viata

Man dies after seeing prostitute is transsexual

ce se-aude cand e noapte

It's a by-product of some midnight thinking but it came out quite interesting to look at. Sound was generated using sine waves, whose frequencies were controlled by velocities of particles (small subset actually; randomly chosen).

more good und slightly incomprehensible stuff

Naming

COPAC - Coalitia Organizatiilor Pacientilor cu Afectiuni Cronice

your random search results are here

SeekingMillionaire.com is an easy to use website, specifically for the wealthy or attractive singles to mingle.
Wealthy members have the option of meeting other Wealthy members as well as Beautiful & Attractive members.

scary

A UTAH man had a 90 to 95 percent chance of dying after shattering his skull in more than 10 places until a neurosurgeon removed both sides of his head and froze it.

and the truth shall set you free

mental hooha

The great spirit of Chinese live disaster
There is a kind of spirit that Chinese people never do not over - can be overcome
There is a kind of spirit that respect life, never give up every life、
There is a kind of spirit, still use a civilian dedication express love
There is a kind of spirit that united - 1.3 billion people BaHeSheng twist
We have reason to believe that we have the ability and confidence, have power over all the disasters, Victory belongs to the great and heroic Chinese people! The great Chinese people live! The great Chinese spirit hooray! The great Chinese disaster mental hooray!

UPDATE: 3 comentarii mai tarziu, vine si raspunsul neasteptat

I feel really bad for all of this terribleness. A bird in the hand is better than a hundred in the bush. Give a little, take a little. The cup is half full. Once, twice, three times a lady.

Please remember all this next time you fill up your car with like a hundred gallons of gas and then just burn all of it in like two days.

Oh my God. People need to WAKE UP about global warming!

How long will it take until we OUTLAW oil??? The corpration profits are too high so probably we can't. That would also probably alleviate the problem of giving so much MONEY to terrorists too, and help ending the heroin.

Why can't we do this? Makes sense to me and a billion other people. If you don't think so, well, just ask the flood/landslide/katrina victims...

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holy shit

this is Justin Bieber slowed down 800%.

J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis

(make yourself one)

russia fires again

Vasily Boiko-The Great, who controls a major agricultural holding, has written to his 6,500 employees, ordering those "living in sin" to get married in church within two months or be fired.

Mr Boiko-The Great added the suffix to his surname by deed poll and said he found God himself after a stint in jail on as yet unproven fraud charges.

A religion-obsessed Russian tycoon has ordered his employees to quickly embrace the Russian Orthodox Church or lose their jobs.

fie sa renasca, curatita prin jar

Femeia de serviciu spune ca primarul din Teremia Mare, Gheorghe Cosmin Santean, intr-una din zilele saptamanii trecute a murdarit geamurile salilor de clasa cu var. Cei care au asistat la acest incident au declarat ca primarul a vrut sa ii dea de lucru pentru a nu a mai avea timp sa vorbesca cu presa.

Femeia de serviciu de la scoala din Teremia Mare mai spune ca isi va da foc in fata prefecturii daca nu i se va face dreptate.

penistenta

Late last month, Youth Forensic Psychiatric Services in Burnaby, British Columbia was forced to shut down a decades-old program where troubled youths had a device placed on their penises while they were subjected to media depicting stuff like rape and child pornography.

unde tv

... este un portal complet si complex, dedicat intalnirilor virtuale atat din Romania cat si acelora dintre romani si straini....

eroi printre noi

He is currently heading a movement for everyday heroism as the founder and director of The Heroic Imagination Project.

ceci n'est pas un petit pojar

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being "stoned" is not always a good thing

Article 104 states, with reference to the penalty for adultery, that the stones used should "not be large enough to kill the person by one or two strikes; nor should they be so small that they could not be defined as stones". This makes it clear that the purpose of stoning is to inflict pain in a process leading to slow death.

Keep jumping

Un bărbat în vârstă de 41 de ani, din Iaşi, a ajuns în stare gravă la Spitalul de Urgenţe din municipiu, după ce s-a aruncat pe fereastră, pentru a cincea oară în ultimele luni.

Soseaua catre Nisipurile de Aur

Autoritatile vor folosi cristale Swarovski pentru a marca o sosea din Bulgaria.

autorul citatului a trecut razant pe langa cartea

"autorul este asa de altfel cum se intampla de obicei: cei care sunt tineri, care le place adrenalina"

you can't handle the truth

In a staggering feat of twisted logic, lawyers for Coca-Cola are defending the lawsuit by asserting that "no consumer could reasonably be misled into thinking vitamin water was a healthy beverage"

phriday photos

ramping rampage

Saint Who?

3 Aug - Isachie, Dalmat si Faust.

FAUST???

supreme naming in Oltland

N.U.C.R.C.A.R.U.A.E.C.D.U.D.B.D.U.A.D - "Biroul de Nomenclatura Urbana, Certificate de Recenzie, Certificate Atestare Registrul Unic de Atestare, Evidenta Constructii si Documente de Urbanism, Banca de Date Urban si Avizare Documente" din cadrul Directiei de Urbanism a Primariei Municipiului Craiova.

luck, the final frontier

The rollout of the Soyuz rocket takes place 48 hours before launch, as the rocket is carried to the pad by train. The crew are forbidden to attend this rollout as their presence here would bring bad luck; instead, they must have a haircut on this day.

[...]of the 483 people who have been launched into space as of March 2008, 18 have died during the mission. This mortality rate of 3.74% makes it one of the most dangerous professions one could follow: compare with a 0.39% mortality rate among the US military in Iraq 2003–2006 and 2.18% in Vietnam in 1966–1972.

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mongolol

With their high cheekbones, dark eyes and brown skin, they are hardly the Third Reich's Aryan ideal. A new strain of Nazism has found an unlikely home: Mongolia.

on truth and other common misconceptions

"And all of this because of some corrupted view of the inherent evils of the modern state, a pseudo-romantic attachment to the absolute value of transparency, a casual indifference to inevitable consequences and a neurotic attachment to one individual's self importance. Rarely have we seen such a dangerous combination of arrogance and incompetence." [ex-CIA director Michael V. Hayden talking about Wikileaks]