31 October 2007

nostalGhia



via crideas (of all people, ca sa zic asa)

hollow ween




restul setului

via wired

Bears, ninjas and blowjobs

honestly.

30 October 2007

Baieteala

TopGear: the outtakes

Le mur anti-pipi!

This brilliant, yet simple invention is an undulating wall that fires urine back in the direction of the offender.
"The jet of pee is rather oblique. If it meets a sloping surface it is sent back to the trousers," said Etienne Vanderpooten, a municipal architect who has been working on the problem for the past 25 years.

World's most expensive cat


The Ashera, billed as the world's 'largest, rarest and most exotic' domestic cat, is the size of a small dog and sports eye-catching leopard-like spots and tiger stripes.

Airbus A380-800 random facts

How to:

1. evacuate 873 people in 77 seconds.



2. brake properly when overweight [warning: flaming items]

Buy Mii a Wii [BlackNerd homemade mix]

Space to watch.

Stephen Fry, celebrul (ei bine, da) comic britanic a primit cadou de la The Guardian propria lui rubrica de gadget/tech/geekery talk.

Ca sa ma scutesc de ulterioare salbatice si repetate controlce-controlveuri (o fac voluntar, asa ca ciocu' mic), va recomand o vizita direct la sursa, sau o incursiune pe blogu' domnului.

Chiar daca nu sunteti disperati dupa gadgets (oh-lolz!), felul dansului de a scrie o sa va oblige a va retine din a ma injura ca v'am facut sa va pierdeti timpul. Pentru ca scrie bine, bine de tot.

29 October 2007

pinball



this movie is about the increasing relevance of videogames, and the increasing irrelevance of pinball

Neekolaescoo

via marean

even in 2007 a picture is still worth 1000 words


Kuka, what appears to be a fairly standard industrial robot, has been reprogrammed to inscribe the entire Martin Luther bible onto a endless roll of paper. It uses a calligraphic style translated by its creators RobotLab from an early font called "Schwabacher."

via boing

cum a comentat cineva pe boing: I bet il'll go to robot heaven for this :))

Benz



Mercedes Unimog 500 Black Edition, 6400 cmc, 280 bhp, for wealthy desert-dwellers.

28 October 2007

"I Was a Pain Ray Guinea Pig"

poate cel mai caterinca review la o arma non-letala:

"In the briefings leading up to the test, Susan LeVine, of the Joint Nonlethal Weapons Directorate, told us that ADS felt like being burned by a hairdryer at the hairdresser (women will understand this one better than men).

Colonel Kirk Hymes, head of the Directorate, described it like the heat on your face when you open the oven to baste a Thanksgiving Turkey (I guess that's a guy thing, because women don't stick their heads in the oven when they baste a turkey).

Now, here's the immediate reaction of three reporters after going under the beam today:

"Can you do my other side?" one guy asked.

"That felt great," another reporter quipped.

"I want to go, again," a third requested."

via Wired

27 October 2007

marea pula din gura de rai

Stiu stiu, nsfw si cacat, dar daca nu noi, atunci cine?

In cazul in care nu suntem la curent (si e oarecum evident ca nu prea suntem), Parlamentul Romaniei - prin mai-iute-ca-gandul-mijlocirea-Camerei Deputatilor - a mai savarsit un abuz la adresa - hopa! - noastra. A lu' Dragos, a mea, a lu' Sandu de la colt, a lu' Raluca de la PR, a lu' Gigi din Castellon - astia, romanii.

De data asta, muia vine sub forma unui vot absolut unanim favorabil *noului* Cod Penal. Care a devenit de'a dreptul penal.

En bref: in noua sa forma, Codul Penal se face purtatorul unui mare si puturos picior de plai direct in gura celor sus-mentionati, ingradind in mod transparent si medieval dreptul la exprimare libera.
Foarte concret - pentru ce s'a intamplat cu Remes (hai ca asta sigur stiti), de'acum'nainte, cei care se fac vinovati de productia/publicarea/difuzarea/mijlocirea publicarii sau difuzarii acestui fel de materiale (audio/video/scrise/ragaite), jurnalisti sau nu, se aleg cu puscarie, de la 5 la 7 ani.

O scurta descriere a delirului e valabila aici.

Pentru detalii picante, apelati la Google (cat inca se mai poate - ha/ha - melodramatism ieftin).

Cam cat de mare ar trebui sa fie o gasca de oameni, si cam cat de nemultumiti ar trebui sa fie (ei, oamenii) ca sa isi aduca aminte ca, oricat salam ar fi in ultima vreme prin alimentare si oricate programe de satelit ar prinde aproape moca, pula aia ii cam sufoca?

26 October 2007

Who the fuck is Benny Lava?



via blis

Muzica & prafuri



Shapes Using Sound Effects - video powered by Metacafe

25 October 2007

Random quote

2) Excesul tehnic. InteligenÅ£a se drapează, în acest caz, în terminologie obscură ÅŸi erudiÅ£ie de paradă. Abuzează de concepte, se scaldă în inaccesibilul „specialităţii“, face orice spre a fi greu de urmărit. E un gen de inteligenţă care nu comunică ÅŸi îşi face un titlu de glorie din intranzitiva sa „tehnicitate“. ÃŽn realitate, inteligenÅ£a adevărată, inteligenÅ£a bine folosită, poate transmite (aproape) orice, (aproape) oricui. Nu există nimic atît de subtil încît să nu poată fi oferit – fără concesii – „consumului“ public.

desigur




After months of observations, dissections and a 25 minute intro to clown school, I have finally successfully mapped the inter workings of the domestic balloon dog.


via boing

24 October 2007

Stiri

MELINDA MESSENGER: ERA SÄ‚ ÃŽMI PIERD SOÅ¢UL DIN CAUZA SILICOANELOR

really high voltage





wtf?


more funneh pics here

RIP Oink :(



23 October 2007

cute kitty attack level 7

22 October 2007

Ce mai bea lumea

Vin cu soareci (pui) : Used as a cure all in rural parts of Korea, it's made by stuffing a hoard of two to three day old mice into a bottle of rice wine and leaving it to stew for, ooh, a good year or so.

level head

21 October 2007

Dan Deacon

Despre ringtone-ul lui preferat:
"I don't have a cellphone. When I had a room with a phone in it it was hooked up to one of those things that turns the lights on and off when the phone rang. For a while I had it hooked up to all the huge spot lights and amplifiers so when the phone rang it was a huge blinding blasts of light and feedback. Land lines forever."
Guest list: Dan Deacon

20 October 2007

Scary

Robot cannon kills 9, wounds 14

meta



19 October 2007

oh, baby, hubba hubba hubba....



glamguns

via boing

Visualizer of our dreams

GForce what? :)
Check out Magnetosphere.




Here is this thing that does stuff in iTunes. There is magnetism, there is gravity, but on top of all of that, there is awesomeness. Watch as all the dots and ribbons go bouncy bouncy when you play music and trigger this mo-fo of a visualizer. This is the future of visuals. God help you if you smoke the reefer cause you can kiss your productivity goodbye.

18 October 2007

Commercial Commercial Commercial Commer...


Call and Response from wreckandsalvage on Vimeo.

fucking pigeons, fucking paris, man

mai stiti m5-ul de mai jos?


si asta

17 October 2007

How to: Review games



Da, asa se face. Mai vrem.

16 October 2007

wtf?



[thx sorinescu]

BMW M5 + gadgets = serious business

Transcontinental run: New York - Los Angeles in 31 de ore si 4 minute.
Gear as follows.

15 October 2007

OTV

via Gigel.org

14 October 2007

Eyecandy



Naoto Hattori goes berzerk beautifully.

13 October 2007

Oh noes, bad & sad news

Netherlands bans magic mushrooms

12 October 2007

mission accomplished

Cateodata a fi British inseamna in primul rand, o impecabila structura a argumentului si un condei de lord bine educat.
Cateodata ai nevoie de detasarea unui brandy la country-club ca sa poti sa scrii:

"Some just wars, however, are not worth fighting. There are countries that do not matter very much to the rest of the world. Rwanda is one tragic example; and its case illustrates the immorality of a completely pragmatic foreign policy. But Iraq, the world's axial country since the beginning of history and all the more important in the current era for probably possessing the world's largest reserves of oil, is no Rwanda. Nor do two or three improvised explosive devices a day, for all the personal tragedy involved in each casualty, make a Vietnam."

Poate cea mai buna analiza a situatiei din Irak pe care am citit-o.

Nu-i de mirare ca asta-i tara care l-a dat pe Sherlok Holmes.

Erevan 2.0

To die for....

via boing

11 October 2007

how many virgins can you spot?

[via solidoxxxxxx]

after second life comes...

[via Noma Duzzu]

10 October 2007

blame Canada

nu scuipati in vaza, este phillips.




Catalin Grigoras, a forensic examiner from Bucharest, told the workshop how he uses the frequency signatures of local electrical power sources to pinpoint when and where recordings were made.

In one case, Grigoras claims to have identified the date of a recording broadcast in Europe, but made in the Middle East, "probably in the mountains, or in a cave," he says. He didn't mention any names, but it was hard not to think of Al Qaeda. Grigoras holds a Ph.D. in electrical engineering and performs forensic work for the Romanian ministries of justice and the interior.


via Wired. No, really, via Wired.

NobleHDD

The Nobel Prize in Physics 2007 went to two scientists who discovered the nanoscale physics phenomena that enables data to be so densely packed onto hard disks

Fenomenul fizic se numeste Giant Magnetoresistance. Suna foarte French, dupa parerea mea.



via boing

09 October 2007

Say what, buddy?

Dylan on how he chose his career:
Carelessness. I lost my one true love. I started drinking. The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game. I wake up in a pool hall. Then this big Mexican lady drags me off the table, takes me to Philadelphia. She leaves me alone in her house, and it burns down. I wind up in Phoenix. I get a job as a Chinaman. I start working in a dime store, and move in with a 13-year-old girl. Then this big Mexican lady from Philadelphia comes in and burns the house down. I go down to Dallas. I get a job as a "before" in a Charles Atlas "before and after" ad. I move in with a delivery boy who can cook fantastic chili and hot dogs. Then this 13-year-old girl from Phoenix comes and burns the house down. The delivery boy — he ain't so mild: He gives her the knife, and the next thing I know I'm in Omaha. It's so cold there, by this time I'm robbing my own bicycles and frying my own fish. I stumble onto some luck and get a job as a carburetor out at the hot-rod races every Thursday night. I move in with a high school teacher who also does a little plumbing on the side, who ain't much to look at, but who's built a special kind of refrigerator that can turn newspaper into lettuce. Everything's going good until that delivery boy shows up and tries to knife me. Needless to say, he burned the house down, and I hit the road. The first guy that picked me up asked me if I wanted to be a star. What could I say?

Gyrate and earn cash, you fertile woman

In a particularly stimulating study, researchers have found that lap dancers--women who work in strip joints and, for cash, gyrate in the laps of seated men--earn more when they are in the fertile phase of their menstrual cycle.

08 October 2007

versereverse

Shooting stars are made out of poopie! :'(

We're so over Dolly.

Craig Venter, the controversial DNA researcher involved in the race to decipher the human genetic code, has built a synthetic chromosome out of laboratory chemicals and is poised to announce the creation of the first new artificial life form on Earth.

07 October 2007

Japan presents: Paramodel




Paramodel: Graffiti-style Rail Track Art

06 October 2007

wtf?

Noi suntem fejesecei
Åži avem mereu idei.
(...)
Suntem la etajul 6
Poţi să vii cu 336.
(...)
Ne place la facultate
Avem ÅŸi publicitate!


imnul Fac. de Jurnalism si Stiintele Comunicarii

Absurd of the architecture


Yes, there's a lot more.

05 October 2007

Japan

kashiwa sato

Woops. Bravia bunnies - rippoff, kinda?

Waves, rabbits... remember KonzyDan's wave o'bunnies?

Bunnies bunnies bunnies


Sony Bravia - new tv ad

04 October 2007

Photo


and other nsfw polaroids

Mda

"In China alone there are 600.000 athletes with mental disabilities. For me, this number is just mind boggling" - Arnold of California speaking to the people attending the Special Olympics opening ceremony

03 October 2007

spam

title: deep understanding of why

most importantly
for looking for
the Firm to the


un suflet de vioara, botii astia, efectiv.

Eye Candy

Bugatti Type 57 C Voll & Ruhrbeck Cabriolet
*sigh*

Red hot Red stuff

Stiu ca poate n'o sa vi se para interesant, stiu ca poate nu va intereseaza ce'i aia Red, dar hollywoodu' deja face'n pantaloni :)

Shooting in red - FXGuide

si o nu-prea-scurta-dar-exhaustiva prezentare de la Tekserve. (.mov)

Betavoltaic goodness

Your next laptop could have a continuous power battery that lasts for 30 years without a single recharge thanks to work being funded by the U.S. Air Force Research Laboratory.

MP3

pentru ca sambata, nu-i asa...

Ghild Wars



Ghildele lui Ghildush, reimaginate de Vitec: here and here

Who's chris crocker?

02 October 2007

prospect magazine october issue

"Two weeks before I’d arrived, testing of the magnetic sections had been disrupted by an unexpected explosion. The machine filled with dust and helium. It turned out that Fermilab, the American suppliers of some of the magnets, had made basic errors in their engineering calculations, and the components they’d manufactured were unsafe. This meant that the opening of the LHC had to be postponed from autumn 2007 until spring 2008. As Fermilab, the national physics laboratory which built the faulty components, is Cern’s main rival in the race to find the Higgs particle, many eyebrows were raised"

asa se procedeaza in lumea fizicii avansate?
baga unu o surubelnitza in acceleratorul de particule al vecinului?

Random nonsense: hugecrab!



Only on hugecrab.com, where else?

Japan


Harajuku girls are the new Geishas

01 October 2007

Overheard

- s-au urcat doamna, 20 de oameni s-au urcat pe el si l-au batut doamna, l-au umplut de sange
- pe d'artagnan?
- pe dartanian, doamna, pe dartanian

Random faggotry of the day

Remember Eric Jordan?
Daca nu, el e baiatu' de la 2advanced. Daca nici asta nu tineti minte, stirea asta nu e amuzanta.



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Gucci by Gucci by Lynch



umm...

Scary

It sounds like science fiction but it's true: A killer amoeba living in lakes enters the body through the nose and attacks the brain where it feeds until you die. [via Boing]

MK12's History Of America

Dupa 4 ani de munca - timp in care s'au ascuns in pivnita - MK12 trantesc online The History of America, un scurt-metraj de animatie asteptat (de catre unii) cu sufletu' la gura. Yours truly a suferit o dezamagire, dar poate ca e vremea de vina. Oricum ar fi, MK12 raman teh masterz.



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