Wicked

P: I need a new name for my online character.
Me: Ok. What kinda name?
P: Something everyone will hate.
Me: Hitler.
P: I already have a Hitler, and two Adolfs.
Me: Carrot Top.
P: I can't do that.
Me: Why not?
P: He has muscles.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Him: I don't like my room.
Me: Why?
Him: Because of the windows. If someone walks by, and then looks in the window they can see me.
Me: Shut your blinds.
Him: Yeah, but if they can see that I'm there, they'll grab me and take me.
Me: Who's gonna take you?
Him: Anyone that sees me is going to want to take me.
Me: Good point.


P: You know, being able to move things with your mind, it's real.
Me: Ok. Here's my drink, dude, move it.
P: Well, I can't do that, all I can do is make small clouds dissappear.
Me: That has got to be the coolest superpower I've ever heard of. Do it! Do it!
R: There's no clouds.
J: Damn, you are good.


P is someone´s crazy room mate. read more at www.mycrazyroommate.com