Farktastic!

take 1: "When deputies strip-searched her, they saw that she had a small penis and one testicle"

take 2: Family hires witch doctor to revive their snake-bitten son...two days after they buried him

take 3: Suspect held in three murders. He's only eight years old

Bonus: Nude hellcat breaks into apartment, husband and wife disagree on whether to call police, police disagree on whether to take her to jail, Mongolian Midget Wrestlers disagree on whether they have had her yet