Caturday again.

2nd quote of the week

bgd: alo, flp, vezi ca am rezolvat cu aia, ma!
flp:..........................
bgd: cu grasu, cu vopseaua, cu masina
flp: cu ce?
bgd: cu masina maica-tii!

Letter of the day.

fuck yeah !

Because without Prime, we're stuck with whiney Spider-Boys, metrosexual pirates, and koan-spouting kung-fu Christs in designer sunglasses and unisex clubwear. Because these days, the only real men left are giant robots.

si ca sa fie pachetul complet iata si ost-ul de rigueur (va era dor?):

Ugress – Decepticons

tilf

with curator introduction :))))

eve

Wicked

P: I need a new name for my online character.
Me: Ok. What kinda name?
P: Something everyone will hate.
Me: Hitler.
P: I already have a Hitler, and two Adolfs.
Me: Carrot Top.
P: I can't do that.
Me: Why not?
P: He has muscles.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Him: I don't like my room.
Me: Why?
Him: Because of the windows. If someone walks by, and then looks in the window they can see me.
Me: Shut your blinds.
Him: Yeah, but if they can see that I'm there, they'll grab me and take me.
Me: Who's gonna take you?
Him: Anyone that sees me is going to want to take me.
Me: Good point.


P: You know, being able to move things with your mind, it's real.
Me: Ok. Here's my drink, dude, move it.
P: Well, I can't do that, all I can do is make small clouds dissappear.
Me: That has got to be the coolest superpower I've ever heard of. Do it! Do it!
R: There's no clouds.
J: Damn, you are good.


P is someone´s crazy room mate. read more at www.mycrazyroommate.com

slit scan

Scapaloape

and more...

More foreseeing.

Automotive.

Mda

The problem I have when I get completely drunk and wasted is not that I don´t remember anything the next day, but that I remember way too many things about last night.

Daniel Frances de Villecannes

Google's quote ov teh day.

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

Steven Weinberg

Motion. Stop. No. Good. Stop.

Video

Eat hot lead, Borat! (via dirty mind)

Featured today: Rocky, the rocketing kitty

Ack! [extra sad]

proceed here if you fancy watching german babes smashin' gadgets.

Log [extra funny]

umlaut: o sa mor de nervi
umlaut: inaintea ta si a tuturor
iPing: ce? cum? de ce?
iPing: ce s-a mai intamplat?
umlaut: am parte numai de oameni nebuni in viata mea. tremur de nervi!!!!
umlaut: iti poti inchipui ca m-am despartit de cineva din cauza unei rosii !!!
umlaut: o rosie !!!
iPing: oamenii sunt nebuni si si-au pierdut rabdarea
iPing: zi ce e cu rosia
umlaut: Domnul Z are pasiunea gatitului, dusa la extrem, intr-adevar este priceput si de doua zile gateste la mine. Azi de dim. mi-a facut micul dejun cu suc d portocale si un platou cu ceva sunca sosuri, icre negre si branza blue. Ei bine, eu de ...cand ma stiu...dimineata trebuie sa mananc o salata de legume sau macar o vegetala proaspata.... si langa platoul lui am adaugat o rosie fiindca nu puteam sa mananc branza aia spicy.... Si uite asa, domnul Z s-a infuriat si a plecat...ca dupa jumatate de h sa se intoarca si sa imi urle ca eu nu stiu sa apreciez mancarea. Food is Art si nu trebuie comentat. Chiar daca mi se facea rau, plangeam sau vomitam eu trebuia sa-i mananc platoul asa cum era el fara a-l insulta cu rosia mea !!!!!
umlaut: si gen un milion de fete ar aprecia ce face el ... si vai cat de nerecunoscatoare sunt eu adaugand rosia mea
umlaut: can u belive that?!?!
umlaut:si uite asa am facut eu o cadere nervoasa neputand intelege in ruptul capului cum o rosie e mai presus ca mine si cum o mancare trebuie mancata ca atare
umlaut:si bietul meu stomac si tabieturi de 20 de ani nu mai sunt valabile
iPing: :)) :)) :))
umlaut: no more Mr. Z

MP3

Sick, sick i tell yous!

imdb

Gayniggers from Outer Space

Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.

Water

She became obsessed with glaciers when she became ill on a previous visit to Iceland. Hallucinating with fever, she imagined that the litres of water she drank were making her part of the nearby glacier which supplied the water.

+44 07758 225698

Jailbeat (in paris)

..or maybe the other way 'round.

I wasn't expecting that

Scary

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out.

Photo

Speed demon photo contest

What do you mean?

We don't do delivery [via AlexCov]

Awesome

We are so thrilled to announce today the full line-up of the 19th Dour Festival. It will be held in the village of Dour in Belgium from Thursday July 12th until Sunday the 15th. Be ready for non-stop music from 11am til 5 am the next day!

log off, shut down

let the party begin!!
see you on the 25th.

Jah bless

MP3

jet fighter porn

And basicaly, he jumps...

A Year in the Life - Base Jumping Demo

Posted Jul 28, 2005

Another amazing film from Jeb Corliss documenting his travels around the world and his conquering of man-made and natural monuments.

'be more than you can be'

A program brought to you by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency

Darpa beats the crap out of NASA :)

Wha'? (crazi romenian internets)

Fazele doliului dupa moartea unui copil
Este important sa retinem ca "doliul" in sine este mai degaraba un proces, si nu o stare. Doi oameni nu vor jeli in acelasi fel si nu vor urma acelasi tipar in timp. Ceea ce urmeaza se vrea a fi doar un ghid general despre acest proces.

courtesy of parinti.ro

Log

skidmike: eu am alegeri interne maine
skidmike: am facut o negociere cu unul care candideaza cu sanse
skidmike: acum doo saptamani
skidmike: saptamana trecuta i-am atras atentia ca a incalcat niste prevederi statutare
skidmike: amical vorbind,
skidmike: si m-a zburat de pe lista
skidmike: si nici nu mi-a spus

Keyword analysis

2 clickable.blogspot
1 cine esti english
1 ronaldo's bar faz fato
1 de unde ai id meu
1 OTV telefon
1 Joanie Schnitzer
1 bufo alvarius
1 lazarus OTV
1 what is ctrl v
1 i masturbate singapore girls
1 manta rota nude

Eye Candy...not!

Just remember: it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Stalin visits Berlin...not!

NASA's A-Team

"The most perfectly round objects ever made by humanity, flying through the void on one of the purest scientific quests ever."

Why? Well....you know, just because they can.

May beauty prevail!

Of cats and stuff

So the idea was born and split into these parts:

• find small, lightweight, inexpensive digital camera
• develop a controller for the camera
• protect the camera from cat attack
• mount equipment to cat

Mda

Dominik Eulberg was born 1978 in Westerwald, Germany.
He now lives in Bonn. There he is studying biology and geography and sometimes works as a nationalpark ranger. His music and his life is linked very close with nature.

tokyo

"Hisaharu Motoda’s “Neo-Ruins” series of lithographs depict the cityscape of a post-apocalyptic Tokyo, where familiar streets lie deserted, the buildings are crumbling and weeds grow from the broken pavement."



vs. the actual thing



Motoda Hisaharu litographs.

erm..

hard drugs

This is how all addictions start, with a free sample:

English version

and to my surprise,

Romanian version

If you don't feel up to it, try the .ro v. first than sample the English one for exquisite British ecriture.

dedicated to i.p.

Log

weltmasterschaft: uite frate ce idiot!
weltmasterschaft: cum sa nu-l bati , acum m-am apucat sa-i rasfoiesc cartea si declara: denumirea Google a fost autohtonizata : "gugăl". se va folosi verbul "a gugălii"
unde in cartea lui idioata
der das die: e tradusa din vreo limba
weltmasterschaft: nu cred
der das die: si i-a tradus-o vreo studenta fara chef
der das die: nu exista alta explicatie
weltmasterschaft: ba da iata explicatia: a "gugalii" este un verb intranzitiv asemanator cu "a piguli", a migali, a osteni

???

On the A22 motorway, you pass junctions for Olhão and for Tavira. Leave the motorway at
junction 17 for Monte Gordo.

4. The motorway slip road takes you down onto the EN 125. Turn right here, going west, in the direction of Olhão and Tavira.

NOTE: If you want to go straight to the supermarket, look for ‘Ecomarché’ on the left-hand side of the road just past the small roundabout – you will see its tall flags. The turning is a small road on the left just past it, opposite the turning to Corvinhos.

5. Continue straight ahead along the EN 125. You pass a brown beach sign for Alagoa on your left-hand side, and another at the roundabout for Altura. Carry on straight ahead, passing signs for Alagoinha and Portela on your right-hand side and brown beach signs for Manta Rota and Lota on your left-hand side.

6. Look on your right hand side for a sign to V.Nv.Cacela and turn right here. There are actually two turnings, both of which will bring you out at the cross roads in the center of Vila Nova de Cacela.

NOTE: If you are hungry, stop here and eat in one of the café’s or restaurants. Casa de Pasto ‘O Indio’ near the crossroads is cheap and cheerful and very Portuguese. There are also two restaurants back out on the EN 125, just past the main entrance to Vila Nova.

7. At the cross roads, you want to go north, which is up hill, away from the coast and the EN 125. If you are going in the right direction, you will shortly pass the brand new market on your left hand side and an orange ‘Galp’ petrol station on your right hand side.

NOTE: If you are low on fuel, fill up here, before going up into the hills. Also, for food, there is a good ‘Ali-super’ supermarket in the street behind the new market, where you can stock up on everything. If it is morning and the market is open, stop and shop.

8. Shortly after passing the petrol station, you come to a small roundabout. SET YOUR TRIP COUNTER TO 0 km HERE. Go straight ahead, up and over the railway bridge in the direction of Corte A.Martins.

9. Follow this road, passing Pocinho after 1 km. At 2km, you go across a bridge over the motorway. Continue following the road north.

10. At 3.8 km, you will reach a new roundabout. Turn right here in the direction of Corte A.Martins. Shortly after this is another roundabout and the entrance to Monte Rei Golf course. Take the turning to the north, again sign-posted to Corte.A.Martins.

11. At 6.1 km you come to Corte A.Martins and wonder why it had so many signs to it. Carry straight on ahead.

12. At 7.1 km you come into the village of Eira Pelada.

NOTE: On the left, is a good local restaurant, where you can eat now if it is open and you are hungry, or you can return to it at another time.

13. In Eira Pelada, carry on straight ahead through the cross roads. At 8.9 km, you pass a turning to Conceição on your left, carrying on straight ahead.

14. Look for a sign for Ronaldo’s Bar on your right-hand side. Just past this, at 9.5 km, you have to turn off the road to the left, to the hamlet of Faz Fato, though there is no obvious sign.

NOTE: In Faz Fato, you will see a café and ‘mini-mercado’ (the centre of town) with yellow awnings, where you can get a drink, buy some basics, and can order dinner in advance if you like.

15. Just past the café, follow the road around the curve to the right, in the directions of Cintados; DO NOT take the road which is more straight ahead to Estorninhos.

16. Follow this road through Alfarobeira. Up head, look for a low lying house on the top of the hill. This is Casa Ceramista. The entrance is at 11.2 km, the second entrance around the left bend after the small crossroads. The drive is steep and gravely, so just put your foot down until you get to the top.

Farktastic!

take 1: "When deputies strip-searched her, they saw that she had a small penis and one testicle"

take 2: Family hires witch doctor to revive their snake-bitten son...two days after they buried him

take 3: Suspect held in three murders. He's only eight years old

Bonus: Nude hellcat breaks into apartment, husband and wife disagree on whether to call police, police disagree on whether to take her to jail, Mongolian Midget Wrestlers disagree on whether they have had her yet

MP3

pa rusky tehnologhia

Remember the old space ball point pen vs. pencil debate?

Here's another one for you: weapons that fire under water.

The Americans invested millions of dollars into very complicated r&d, the Russian just used round tipped projectiles. And what do you know: "The APS is a lot like a Kalashnikov actually," says Russian defense analyst Viktor Litovkin. "It has a rate of 500 rounds per minute."

And most probably can be fixed with just a hammer and two wires.

Read the whole embarrassing story here

Cat says:

crowdsourcing the universe

home brewed quantum physics.

Now, in just 5 easy (flash-enabled) steps: Hunt for the Higgs

today in architecture

Named after the chief donor, the Lee-Chin Crystal annex adds 186,000 square feet of space and six new galleries to the art, archeology and natural science museum.

the napkin

Log

dannescu: "a black hole is the place where god divided by zero"

Eye Candy

458nm

MP3

prajeala rnb, dar fata arata cum arata si oricum ii place si mironului, deci nu sunt singurul nebun

...ella ella..