26 September 2006
24 September 2006
OTV
CRIMINALUL O SA SCAPE;ARE O PERSOANA FOARTE PUTERNICA IN SPATE,CARE LA RANDUL EI ARE O PERSOANA "SUSPUSA" IN SPATE.
Emisiunea este buna,CRISTINA ESTI FRUMOASA CAT DESPRE CLAUDIU NU MA PRONUNT . CATALIN BR.
In Titu cei mai mari hoti sunt . Primarul are rest mag si vinde baut si tigari la minori. Veniti mai des in Titu
DAR DE VARA LUI ILIE NU ZICETI NIMIC?
Nu e prima data cind incerc sa intru in direct cu dumneavoastra de 6 ani din 2 in 2 ani imi moare cineva din familie as vrea sa vorbesc cu doamna va rog mult
D.le DIACONESCU,INVITATA D.VOASTRA NU PREA STIE CE E ACEEA PANICA IN TERM.MEDICALI.AICI E VORBA DE SEROXAT SI AUTOSUGESTIE IN PARALEL.EU AM AVUT ASA CEVA DE ACUM 30 ANI.SE REZ.CIND STII BINE MECANISMUL.Andronache
Va roq sa Intrati pe internet si cautati harti satelitare sa vedeti ce dezastru ne asteapta apelati la specialisti.tanasie nicolae tr.severin.
Gina te admir mult, inca de mult cand te-am admirat pe scena casei de cultura Dej.Te rog ramai in tara,vrem sa te vedem pe scena!!! Sebi-Dej.
DOMNULE DAN VA ROG SA.-MI DATI NR D-LUI COLOMBO.AM O PROBLEMA GRAVA.
Dna. Anton, si eu sunt vaduva, dar nu caut iubiti. Nu-ti este jena sa te uiti in ochi fiului si mai ales ai nurori ? Sa-ti fie rusine ! Daca te-a mancat,acum ce mai ai fata asta de ofensata ! AURELIA din BUC.
Sa ne spuna ce s-a intimplat cu sosiile sotilor Ceausescu va rog va urmaresc cu sufletul la gura va rog f interesant raspuns
in atentia d-nei ministru de justitie.opriti pe ramaru 2 gavrila ion de la rest.casa prieteniei din sos.oltenitei 123 ucide femeile cu metode sataniste.practica spiritism.umbla cu sarpele mercursubst.toxice.a ingrozit cartierul berceni si spitalul...
Coxartrozapoatefitratata
LUIS DA FOARTE BINE PE STICLA.SECURISTII DIN AMBASADE NU DAU BINE PENTRU NOI.BRAVO LUIS
Dane, opreste catastrofa aia ca iai bagat in ceata pe toti care casca gura la desenele alea
Nimic nu e adevarat.
Emisiunea este buna,CRISTINA ESTI FRUMOASA CAT DESPRE CLAUDIU NU MA PRONUNT . CATALIN BR.
In Titu cei mai mari hoti sunt . Primarul are rest mag si vinde baut si tigari la minori. Veniti mai des in Titu
DAR DE VARA LUI ILIE NU ZICETI NIMIC?
Nu e prima data cind incerc sa intru in direct cu dumneavoastra de 6 ani din 2 in 2 ani imi moare cineva din familie as vrea sa vorbesc cu doamna va rog mult
D.le DIACONESCU,INVITATA D.VOASTRA NU PREA STIE CE E ACEEA PANICA IN TERM.MEDICALI.AICI E VORBA DE SEROXAT SI AUTOSUGESTIE IN PARALEL.EU AM AVUT ASA CEVA DE ACUM 30 ANI.SE REZ.CIND STII BINE MECANISMUL.Andronache
Va roq sa Intrati pe internet si cautati harti satelitare sa vedeti ce dezastru ne asteapta apelati la specialisti.tanasie nicolae tr.severin.
Gina te admir mult, inca de mult cand te-am admirat pe scena casei de cultura Dej.Te rog ramai in tara,vrem sa te vedem pe scena!!! Sebi-Dej.
DOMNULE DAN VA ROG SA.-MI DATI NR D-LUI COLOMBO.AM O PROBLEMA GRAVA.
Dna. Anton, si eu sunt vaduva, dar nu caut iubiti. Nu-ti este jena sa te uiti in ochi fiului si mai ales ai nurori ? Sa-ti fie rusine ! Daca te-a mancat,acum ce mai ai fata asta de ofensata ! AURELIA din BUC.
Sa ne spuna ce s-a intimplat cu sosiile sotilor Ceausescu va rog va urmaresc cu sufletul la gura va rog f interesant raspuns
in atentia d-nei ministru de justitie.opriti pe ramaru 2 gavrila ion de la rest.casa prieteniei din sos.oltenitei 123 ucide femeile cu metode sataniste.practica spiritism.umbla cu sarpele mercursubst.toxice.a ingrozit cartierul berceni si spitalul...
Coxartrozapoatefitratata
LUIS DA FOARTE BINE PE STICLA.SECURISTII DIN AMBASADE NU DAU BINE PENTRU NOI.BRAVO LUIS
Dane, opreste catastrofa aia ca iai bagat in ceata pe toti care casca gura la desenele alea
Nimic nu e adevarat.
China
The writers of Jackie Chan's latest film toned down the script to please Chinese censors, who thought the villainous character portrayed by Chan was too evil, a news report said Tuesday.
"In the first draft of the script, my character is the most evil I've ever been. He hits women, burns people with cigarettes. But it was rejected by censors. The Chinese government said Jackie Chan can't be so evil," Chan reportedly said.
"In the first draft of the script, my character is the most evil I've ever been. He hits women, burns people with cigarettes. But it was rejected by censors. The Chinese government said Jackie Chan can't be so evil," Chan reportedly said.
20 September 2006
Funkstörung - The Zoo
Nice little video, made using boolean operations on stock 3d material, by the amazingly talented folks @zeitguised
19 September 2006
Sad
A Chinese man who had lost his penis in an accident earlier this year received a transplanted member from a brain-dead man. The operation. performed at Guangzhou General Hospital, was reportedly a success, but the man suffered emotional trauma and after just two weeks insisted that the penis be removed.
15 September 2006
14 September 2006
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13 September 2006
America
Humane Society of the United States unveils new politically-correct term for dogs: ''Canine Americans." (via Fark)
10 September 2006
08 September 2006
Sexual urges of men and women
"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."
Author unknown
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."
Author unknown
06 September 2006
04 September 2006
Yes!
The world now has more fat people than hungry ones, according to World Health Organisation figures, with more than a billion overweight people compared to 800 million who are undernourished.
Ironic
Steve Irwin, the quirky Australian naturalist who won worldwide acclaim, has died in a marine accident off Australia's northeast coast, killed by a stingray barb that pierced his chest.
01 September 2006
Booo!
PEDRO ALMODOVAR insisted on featuring flatulence in new movie VOLVER - because he finds farting deeply meaningful. The Spanish director values the earthy side of life, and believes the fragrance of a fart can be an emotional trigger. He says, "In my own life, my friends do it in front of me. "It's an important moment in Volver. It's when she (PENELOPE CRUZ) is on the toilet that she can smell her mother's farted, it's that very personal smell. "That's something very emotional for me, because when my mother farted, she used to burst out laughing."
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LOL
So I ask of you? Who among you wish to fornicate with immortality?
Top Gun: A Requiem for a Goose
Top Gun: A Requiem for a Goose
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