Japan

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6rr1tFIPgPk

Afterlife

ASHGABAT (AFP) - Turkmenistan's president-for-life Saparmurat Niyazov announced on state television that anyone reading his philosophical work three times would be assured a place in heaven.

Japan

http://drervin.com/shinkansen-10.jpg

Music

Pilots flying into Miami International suprised to find that pirate hip-hop radio station is broadcasting on same frequency as air-traffic control. Hilarity has not ensued. Yet. Yo

Hmmm

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

Disclaimer

This website is the only website dedicated to the victims of the Alien Abduction Phenomenon.

Video

http://media2.7digital.com/motion/Mogwai_Friend_Of_The_Video_High.mov

America

The death of former Yugoslav strongman Slobodan Milosevic is continuing to have repercussions around the world, particularly in the United States where, according to a recent Gallup poll, 78% of the population had no idea Milosevic was still alive.

Power

http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/germans/abs?full=1

Weather

Kansas notices sharp increase in number of airborne cows as band of twisters sweeps across U.S. midwest

Welcome

de azi, 13 martie 2006, avem un nou coleg in creatie, Dragos F, copywriter.
Are 27 de ani si a mai lucrat la Tempo Advertising, Zero Productions, Cubb si Academia Catavencu
Mircea sau Catalin, va rog sa-i faceti un cont de mail omului
Mihaela, il trimit la tine in cursul zilei de azi, zi tu o ora convenabila
Secretariatul, va rog sa anuntati si la poarta

China

"Some photo studios are just going too far. They allow young women to have their photos taken in bikinis or with nothing on at all," said an irate woman from the Anhui capital of Hefei. "I hope the authorities will do something."

Scary

"It was a shock when I realized that my twins were two different colors," Kylie Hodgson, 19, told London's Daily Mail. "But it doesn't matter to us — they are just our two gorgeous little girls."

Beauty

Miss Amerca's Outstanding Teen 2006
Meghan Miller, Beaumont, TX

Age
17

Scholastic Ambition
To obtain a degree in Accounting and a Juris Doctorate in Corporate Law

Career Ambition
To become an Attorney

Talent
Ventriloquism

Platform Issue
Hop on the Bus with R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

Music

Knowing he must go or lose face, Takuru developed a bold plan of action and hoped for the best. That night the most venerable old men of the island gathered around him and sat down inside the haruge (shed). After a while, when everything was ready, Takuru was asked to begin the Mauluìdu. He swallowed his fear, and maintaining a dignified attitude, he began by chanting nonsense, combining Divehi words and Arabic sounds:
Hajjakudaturuhadaifuuu haaduu deìhaaaduuu matibandeì muhailu
Vaaduudaturuhadaifuuu haaduu deìhaaaduuu matibandeì muhailu
Gadduudaturuhadaifuuu haaduu deìhaaaduuu matibandeì muhailu

Hmmm

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

Health

A Scottish distillery said Monday it was reviving a centuries-old recipe for whisky so strong that one 17th-century writer feared more than two spoonfuls could be lethal.

OTV

"Domnule Diconescu, ce ne facem cu politicienii maidanezi obsedati dupa sex si bani afectati de maximum de uzura si cruzime care nu se pocaiesc si ne calca in picioare?"